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Funny story: How Copperfield Conceals Cloven Hoof and Mark of the Beast

How Copperfield Conceals Cloven Hoof and Mark of the Beast

This newspaper has bravely rescued a TOP SECRET document from David Copperfield's shows with precise details of how the magician conceals his CLOVEN HOOF from assistants he finds attractive.

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Funny story: Police Foil Cake Bomb Plot

Police Foil Cake Bomb Plot

Sir Ian Blair the beleagured head of the Met was today hailing a major succcess in the counter terrorist effort after it was revealed that Police had foiled a major Al Qaeda cake bomb plot. This is good news for Blair who has faced c...

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Funny story: Writers Strike Cripples Presidential Campaigns

Writers Strike Cripples Presidential Campaigns

As writers began walking the picket line on Monday, most of the news coverage was focused on Hollywood. But few immediately realized the devastating effect this strike would have on another area of American interest, Presidential politics.

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Funny story: Los Angeles Police to be paid on Commission

Los Angeles Police to be paid on Commission

Los Angeles Police Chief William Bratton announced today that he will be doing away with police officers salaries and they will be paid on a "per crime" basis from this day on. Bratton claims that this will encourage police to make more ar...

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Funny story: US Grips For Biggest Threat Yet - No TV

US Grips For Biggest Threat Yet - No TV

LOS ANGELES - The Writers Guild of America, the great minds behind such insightful television as America's Next Top Model and Fox News, have declared that a strike is imminent.

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Funny story: Ex Boyfriend Successfully Snubbed

Ex Boyfriend Successfully Snubbed

New York - Upper East Sider Laurie Crawford snubbed her ex boyfriend Kevin Donnally at her local bar on Friday night when he arrived for an after work pint.

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Funny story: The Rudy's defeat Fighting Irish

The Rudy's defeat Fighting Irish

A team of Rudy's handed the Fighting Irish their fifth straight loss at home on Saturday after they defeated them in triple overtime, 46-44. Rudy quarterback, Rudy Kaipo-Noa Kaheaku-Enhada lead his team with 365 total yards on offense, throwing a...

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Funny story: Hollywood Writer's Strike Means More Reality Shows

Hollywood Writer's Strike Means More Reality Shows

As Hollywood writers officially go out on strike, networks are scrambling to fill time slots formally covered by scripted shows. Their solution? Fill those two hours a day with even more reality shows!...

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Funny story: Transformers Star Shia LeBeouf Arrested For Drunk and Disorderly

Transformers Star Shia LeBeouf Arrested For Drunk and Disorderly

Star of the hit movie Transformers and Disney Channel veteran actor Shia LeBeouf was arrested early this morning on charges of public intoxication and drunk and disorderly in a Chicago pharmacy. The actor refused to leave when asked by a security gu...

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Funny story: MI5 Chief: Pacifists Target UK Teenagers With Pop

MI5 Chief: Pacifists Target UK Teenagers With Pop

British kids as vulnerable as 25 have been talked into "peace-related" activity as anti-war campaigners lure them into EVIL ways by playing them Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty songs, the chief of detectives said today.

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Funny story: Convicted killer asks Court of Appeal for "Get out of Jail Free" card

Convicted killer asks Court of Appeal for "Get out of Jail Free" card

Convicted killer Gary Borge, who was found guilty of shooting TV celebrity Jan Dildo several years ago, is asking the Court of Appeal to quash his appeal on the grounds that the judge and jury at his original trial a...

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Funny story: Is the Character Louis Walsh really Graham Norton?

Is the Character Louis Walsh really Graham Norton?

Rumours are circulating in Show Biz circles that Louis Walsh is in fact really Graham Norton.

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Funny story: New Executive Order Adds Thumbscrews to Bush's Torture Toolbox

New Executive Order Adds Thumbscrews to Bush's Torture Toolbox

Washinton, DC (AP) - In a monumental signing statement today, President Bush authorized the use of thumbscrews during "enhanced interrogations" by CIA and other US agents.

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Funny story: Comet Holmes Heads for Planet Earth!

Comet Holmes Heads for Planet Earth!

Mount Palomar, California (IP) - Breaking news being broadcast in morse code from the Mount Palomar Observatory Campus indicates that Comet Holmes has changed course and is headed directly for the Earth. Morse code was used in order to avoid creatin...

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Funny story: Martina Hingis lands lucrative Sinex Deal

Martina Hingis lands lucrative Sinex Deal

Martina Hingis, the former Tennis ace, who earlier this week tested positive for being monged off her face after snorting a bag of Cocaine during this years Wimbledon, has landed a lucrative sponsorship deal with Vicks to be the new face of their fla...

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Funny story: Alonso Joins Reliant

Alonso Joins Reliant

Former world champion and best mate of Lewis Hamilton has sensationally quit the Maclaren team to join the fledgeling Team Reliant Robin. The acrimonious split with Maclaren was largely expected and Alonso had been linked with a possible return to Re...

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Funny story: Injury Lawyer sues himself

Injury Lawyer sues himself

Personal Injury Lawyer Phil Mepoketz, has filed a negligence claim against himself after suffering a paper-cut whilst filling in a lottery slip at work.

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