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Funny story: Politician hopes voters will have slip and fall accidents

Politician hopes voters will have slip and fall accidents

Newly elected Guilderland Board Member and personal injury attorney Warren Redlich plans on using his new position to drum up business for his law firm, according to his former friend but now arch rival and political opponent Mike Ricard.

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Funny story: Dog the Bounty Hunter's Racial Tirade, A Publicity Stunt?

Dog the Bounty Hunter's Racial Tirade, A Publicity Stunt?

The Spoof has unearthed a plot that's sure to rock the television community to it's very foundation.

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Funny story: Toys Recalled For Containing Date Rape Drug

Toys Recalled For Containing Date Rape Drug

Aqua Dots toys (called Bindeez in Australia) produced in China are being recalled after it was discovered that they are coated with gamma hydrozy butyrate, the famous date rape drug. Three Los Angeles children were hospitalized after being found unc...

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Funny story: Code Red: Santa Claus Detained!

Code Red: Santa Claus Detained!

Children everywhere may be in for a nasty surprise on Christmas morning. The North Pole Daily has reported that Santa has been detained during a fly over practice run over Washington D.C. It seems some suit over at Langley didn't like the &qu...

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Funny story: Pat Robertson Endorses The Beelzebub For President

Pat Robertson Endorses The Beelzebub For President

Faux News, just reported that Pat Robertson has just endorses Beelzebub to be the next President of the United States. Mr Robertson said, "After long prayer with God, he advised me that this was his choice also. I asked the Almighty how I should...

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Funny story: Oil Hits $1,000 A Barrel. Bush Blamed.

Oil Hits $1,000 A Barrel. Bush Blamed.

The price of oil hit $1,000 a barrel today for the first time in history, causing every nation's economy to stop dead in it's tracks as all the money in the world was suddenly sucked up by Saudi Arabia and other middle eastern oil producers.

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Funny story: New Fifth Planet Could Support Breastfeeding

New Fifth Planet Could Support Breastfeeding

Astrologers have found a new planet 4 TRILLION light years away from Earth called MILTON, and it theoretically could support breastfeeding. If the new planet has smooth milky surfaces and teat-shaped rocks, then it would be the perfect environment fo...

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Funny story: George Bush launches final, bold new plan to secure his legacy.

George Bush launches final, bold new plan to secure his legacy.

AP- 11/7/2007 - The White House - US President George W. Bush stated this morning in a staged press conference that the final policy goal of his Presidency will be to try to figure out how to distance himself from the remaining 34% of Americans who a...

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Funny story: Dennis Kucinich Nearly Impeaches Self

Dennis Kucinich Nearly Impeaches Self

WASHINGTON (CNN) - Rep. Dennis Kucinich was thwarted today in his attempt to impeach Vice President Dick Cheney. This turned out to be a fortunate result for Kucinich since, due to a typographical error, he nearly impeached himself.

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Funny story: USA Gives up on Missile Defense Shield

USA Gives up on Missile Defense Shield

WASHINGTON DC - After a long showdown of words that almost got USA and Russia into a second cold war, Condoleezza Rice on behalf of President George Bush formerly announced that the USA government has given up on the Missile defense shield they had i...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton Responsible For Writers Strike

Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton Responsible For Writers Strike

The Writers Guild of America (WGA) made it official Monday and started picketing the studios across the US. Many people have been misled as to the reason the writers have gone on strike, a raise from 4 cents to 8 cents per DVD, sharing of Internet pr...

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Funny story: Antarctic Scientists Make Startling Discovery

Antarctic Scientists Make Startling Discovery

Scientists from The University of Central Australia at Oodnadatta have discovered what they claim is "the marsupial missing link" under 2 kilometres of ice in Antarctica.

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Funny story: Randy Couture, Dana White to Hold Hourly Press Conferences for Rest of Life

Randy Couture, Dana White to Hold Hourly Press Conferences for Rest of Life

LAS VEGAS, NV -- UFC President Dana White plans to hold a press conference every hour for the rest of his life, he said earlier today, while UFC heavyweight champion Randy Couture has agreed to do the same.

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Funny story: Spambots Spam Ron Paul with Money

Spambots Spam Ron Paul with Money

A global network of hacked PCs spammed Ron Paul's campaign with Money yesterday. The botnet managed to spew 4.2 million dollars to add to the coffers of the Ron Paul campaign. He may not be the leader of the free world, but a botnet may have som...

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Funny story: Jesus wasn't son of God: Pope to quit

Jesus wasn't son of God: Pope to quit

Pope Benedict XVI, supreme leader of the Catholic population of the world is to quit his position after finding out that the figure his religion is based on was a fake.

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Funny story: Comet Holmes has Second Comet Behind it

Comet Holmes has Second Comet Behind it

Mount Palomar, California (IP) - A second satellite comet has been found near the comet Holmes according to reports issued from the Mount Palomar Observatory Campus. Astronomer Dr. Povenmire Finootch has issued the name of Watson to the companion co...

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Funny story: Arrests of Bankers in Wanta Scandal Underway, Could Include Bush, Cheney, Clinton

Arrests of Bankers in Wanta Scandal Underway, Could Include Bush, Cheney, Clinton

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Arrests of bankers and senior US politicians due to the massive "Wantagate" scandal have finally begun, reports Worldreports.org.

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