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Funny story: Manchester City 1 Manchester United 0

Manchester City 1 Manchester United 0

Oh, and everything's changed here at Wembley, with the Sky Blues of Manchester taking the lead after an unexpected gaffe by Michael Carrick just outside his own penalty area. He lets a loose pass go just outside the box, and Yaya Toure picks up th...

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Funny story: Manchester City 0 Manchester United 0

Manchester City 0 Manchester United 0

It was trumpeted as the Game of the Century, and billed as the Ultimate Manchester derby, but today's FA Cup semi-final between the Sky Blues and the Reds was as boring a match as you could ever wish to lay your downtrodden Manc eyes on, and the club...

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Funny story: Hull Man Volleys Cat

Hull Man Volleys Cat

Cat-hater Mary Bale has a rival! That's the astonishing verdict after an Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok had reported to his friend an incident in which he was involved on his way to work this morning, when a cat crossed his path...

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Funny story: Man City: "We will literally destroy Man U"

Man City: "We will literally destroy Man U"

Manchester City boss Roberto Mancini has promised his club's fans something special this weekend in their long-awaited cup tie with rivals Manchester United. He said, "We will absolutely smash them. They will be picking up the pieces for months af...

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Funny story: Police Warning To Banned Fans

Police Warning To Banned Fans

Police forces all over England and Wales have sent warning letters out to more than 200 people banned from attending this weekend's FA Cup semi finals at Wembley. Special plain clothes officers will mingle with the crowd and try to identify fans o...

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Funny story: More Bad News For Rangers

More Bad News For Rangers

Hot on the heels of the news that UEFA may well order them to play games behind closed doors due to fans' sectarian chanting, Rangers were hit hit with a double blow that could well derail their Scottish Premier League chances. Long term absentees...

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Funny story: Scotland's Player Of The Year Nominations

Scotland's Player Of The Year Nominations

Scottish journalists have announced the short list for the 2010/11 player of the year. The Top 4 are Celtic's Gary Hooper and Emilio Izaguirre, Rangers' Steven Naismith and Kilmarnock's Alexei Eremenko. There is no great surprise that the major...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp Has Gone Bonkers

Harry Redknapp Has Gone Bonkers

Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp was said by Spurs medical staff to be 'comfortable' this evening after he earlier came over all faint during an interview, when he told journalists that his side would be extremely capable of overcoming their...

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Funny story: Chelsea and Man City to join forces, someone has to beat United!

Chelsea and Man City to join forces, someone has to beat United!

In an unprecedented move the owners of "loser" clubs Chelsea and Manchester city are to join together and form one club in a desperate attempt to beat Man United at last! The new manager of the super-rich club is to be the "Special One", José Mour...

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Funny story: Man Spotted Former Chelsea Player Graham Le Saux At Bus Stop

Man Spotted Former Chelsea Player Graham Le Saux At Bus Stop

A Englishman in the Thai capital of Bangkok today related the unlikely tale of how he spotted the former Chelsea and England left-back Graham Le Saux waiting at a bus stop in the city as he went to work. Moys Kenwood, who works as a 'teacher', cla...

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Funny story: Abramovich to sell Chelsea if they lose to Man Utd!

Abramovich to sell Chelsea if they lose to Man Utd!

Roman Abramovich has promised to burn all his bridges across the Thames if Chelsea get the "blues" and are blown away by the awesome "Red Army" tonight in Manchester. Roman has invested millions and wasted millions on his favourite toy and failed...

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Funny story: Bougherra Rejects New Rangers Deal

Bougherra Rejects New Rangers Deal

Rangers' international defender Madjid Bougherra may be leaving the club at the end of the season after turning down a new deal. The Algerian, who was signed from Charlton Athletic in 2008 and has a year left on his contract, is keen to leave befo...

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Funny story: PFA Nominations Announced

PFA Nominations Announced

Gareth Bale and Samir Nasri are among the nominations for this year's Professional Footballers' Association awards. The Spurs and Arsenal midfielders are nominated in the PFA Player and Young Player categories. Welshman Bale has also been put forward for a new category - "The Player That Most Of His Colleagues Wished To Hell Was English". Meanwhile, Frenchman Nasri's name has been put in...

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Funny story: Footballer Cleared Over Ferret Row

Footballer Cleared Over Ferret Row

A young Dundee United player has been cleared of racially abusing a Stirling man during an incident involving a ferret. 18 year old Dale Hilson, currently on loan to Second Division Forfar Athletic, had been accused of "in concert with 2 other men...

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Funny story: Rangers Boss Wants Fans To End Sectarian Chants

Rangers Boss Wants Fans To End Sectarian Chants

Rangers manager Walter Smith has pleaded with the club's supporters to end all sectarian songs. At the weekly press conference at Ibrox yesterday, Smith asked that the fans ensure that they sing all sectarian songs right to the end rather than fin...

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Funny story: £50 Million Striker Torres Insists: "I'm No Jaffa"

£50 Million Striker Torres Insists: "I'm No Jaffa"

Chelsea's £50 million striker, Fernando Torres apparently confided to friends last night that an old episode of British sit-com, Only Fools And Horses was ruining his life. The episode in question revolved around used car dealer, Boycey, who, desp...

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Funny story: Manchester United v Liverpool Rivalry Plumbs New Depths

Manchester United v Liverpool Rivalry Plumbs New Depths

The much documented rivalry between English football giants, Manchester United and Liverpool plumbed new depths today, following the announcement that Stevie Gerrard is likely to be out for the rest of the season. It looks pretty much like it's go...

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