Sport. We all love it, both as players and as spectators, but, after a recent spate of deaths amongst the sporting fraternity, some people think we should be asking ourselves an all-important question: "Is sport getting too dangerous?" Those sp...
The QPR manager Colin Wanker has scoffed at rumours linking the sexy and fashionable West London football club with the window licking gypo Carlos Tevez. "Tevez's £200,000 a week wage demands were not a problem"stated a club spokesperson "but we a...
Liverpool FC's owners are flying to Merseyside to finalise Kenny Dalglish's coronation. Chairman Tom Werner and principal owner John Henry hope to crown their man in time for Sunday's clash with Spurs. Talks with the caretaker boss have been co...
Birmingham City 'keeper Ben Foster has declared himself unavailable indefinitely for international duty to further his club career. The 28 year old has been Joe Hart's England understudy for the last 2 years but has decided that being associated w...
Celtic boss Neil Lennon was maintaining a dignified silence tonight after being attacked in the technical area at Tynecastle during Celtic's 3-0 victory over Hearts by a mad Jambo. As it stands, it isn't quite clear whether the attempted assault o...
Steven Gerrard won't be knocked down. He told reporters that Liverpool is definitely on the way back up. Obviously if Manchester United do win the cup this season it will mean a 19th title for them over Liverpool's 18. Gerrard was holding back...
Champions League finalists Barcelona this evening secured their 21st La Liga title with a stunning 1-1 win away at Levante. Fans in the stands were left on the edge of their seats as Barca lookalikes and tribute team, Levante, just basically hung...
Saha, the 32 yr. old Everton striker, is working hard in rehab. to get back to full match fitness. Saha scored 10 goals in 27 appearances and seemed to have 'sported' as main hair-colours and hair-styles, to the amusement of the crowds. He was...
A leading drug baron who doesn't wish to be named has made the astonishing allegation that cocaine abuse is an everyday occurrence among the highly paid stars of football's Premier League. "There's loads of 'em at it," the criminal alleged. "There...
News is filtering through which makes the astonishing suggestion that the FA is to break away from football's world governing body, FIFA. Insiders say that FA officials were initially 'exasperated' by England's failed 2018 World Cup bid, and then...
Rooney is 'fit to be tied' since he heard that a rumour was going arouind that he is 'pimp' for EPL players. "OK Arv go' a little black book like - but wo'ever. Arm no freakin' pimp. A pimp does it for cash righ'? Well alls Arv done is pass a coupla names on to me mates like a good scouser would like. No' a penny 'as changed 'ands so 'ow can A be called a 'pimp? Arm tellin' me mam and...
An unnamed Premier League star has had his identity hidden by a super injunction amidst claims that he did not have sex with the prostitute in the Wayne Rooney case. The star, said to be a 'top name' with one of the UK's leading clubs-thus ruling...
Reporters tried to get an interview with Ian Holloway but he was tight-lipped at first and didn't really went to say too much when he was asked about the row between DJ Campbell and Charlie Adam. But when pressed by the press he admitted that it was...
Cardiff 'striker' John Thomas has threatened to sue The Sun over it's refusal to speculate on his sex life. The diminutive Welsh scorer claims to have shagged hundreds of women, including three of his cousins. "Unless I am named and shamed I wi...
Man. U. has trading in Ryan Giggs to Tottenham Hotspur for Carlo Cudicini and Roman Pavlyuchenko. Sir Alex Ferguson has decided to trade Ryan Giggs due to highly personal reasons that he said that he would rather not go into. When pressed he repli...
The Stones classic 19th Nervous Breakdown is to be reissued next Monday on iTunes in tribute to Manchester United's record breaking 19th Premiership title success - and as a direct snub to Merseyside, and Liverpool fans in particular. A spokesman...
The Scottish Football Association are to issue urgent guidelines on the recruitment of club mascots in the wake of 2 unfortunate recent incidents. Dunfermline FC were reported to Fife Constabulary last month after their mascot Sammy The Tammy dres...
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