After several years of helping infertile couples give rise to a new generation of citizens, a Kenyan preacher lost a battle fighting extradition back to Kenya from London, citing religious persecution. Oh damn, what a shame.
Center for Advanced Trivial Knowledge & Sports Statistics - SEC fan Jimmy-John "Tiger" Balm just can't wait for his beloved purple-&-gold LSU Bayou Bengal Tigers college football team to square off against the top-rated scarlet-&-gray O...
NEW YORK - An indictment has been returned by a federal grand jury against former New York City Police Commissioner Bernard Kerik.
MANCHESTER, N.H. - Rudolph Giuliani, former New York City Mayor and the current Republican presidential candidate, is facing some serious allegations after a close friend and business associate was indicted by a federal grand jury.
Hollywood (November 2012) - The Hollywood writer's strike, which began 5 years ago, has now entered its 1800th day and shows no sign of ending anytime soon.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Dylan Jacobs, a.k.a. the 'Playskool Predator', became the F.B.I.'s most wanted fugitive Friday, after being identified as the mastermind in a plot to dominate the entire globe.
A new toy, manufactured in China, called Bindeez in Australia and Aqua Dots in North America has been recalled for chemically turning into, gamma-hydroxyl butyrate (GHB), a popular date rape drug when ingested by children.
U.S. Treasury Secretary Henry M. Paulson, Jr., (the younger brother of famed comedian Pat Paulson) announced to the press on Tuesday, that the Bush administration's "Starve the Beast" policy has finally come to successful fruition.
Former Eastender Dean Gaffney was yesterday still in shock after his fight with a dragon. The incident occured at Dean's home in Surrey in the afternoon when Dean's long time girlfriend heard a noise in the attic. She then found the dragon.
OJ Simpson was ordered to showed up to a Las Vegas courthouse today to go before a judge to determine whether the state has sufficient evidence to move forward with kidnapping, robbery and assault with a deadly weapon charges to name a few.
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In his office at the Letterman Digital Arts Center, his state-of-the-art production headquarters, George Lucas is hard at work preparing the initial episodes of his much anticipated new Star Wars live-action television series. Pr...
Scientists have announced that they have discovered a place sort of like home 41 light-years from here in the constellation Cancer.
On Wednesday automotive giant General Motors reported that it had lost $39 Billion during the third quarter.
TOUGH Sir Ian Blair once again found himself cracking bricks in half with his forehead today when an official report into the accidental mis-shooting of Jean Charles de Menezes highlights areas where police must stop mis-shooting people who look like...
Palo Alto, California (Drugs R Us) - U.S.-based drug manufacturer Jazz Pharmaceuticals is suing Australian toy company Moose Enterprise and Canadian toy company Spin Master, Ltd.
US and A - Rear Admiral Joe Walsh (Commander Submarine Force U.S. Pacific Fleet) and Captain Ted "Terrible Ted" Nugent (Motor City Madman) vow to meet with every submarine commander, following a serious coverup onboard the submarine USS HAM...
Lancaster, England (High Times Staff Reporter) - Mary Jane Nickelbag, head librarian and story archivist for TheSpoof.com, quit her post earlier this week after she was confronted about her suspicious "drug-related behavior".
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