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Funny story: Theft or Miracles: You Be The Judge

Theft or Miracles: You Be The Judge

After several years of helping infertile couples give rise to a new generation of citizens, a Kenyan preacher lost a battle fighting extradition back to Kenya from London, citing religious persecution. Oh damn, what a shame.

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Funny story: Statisticians Reveal Definitive Proof: Only 2% Probability of LSU vs. Ohio State

Statisticians Reveal Definitive Proof: Only 2% Probability of LSU vs. Ohio State

Center for Advanced Trivial Knowledge & Sports Statistics - SEC fan Jimmy-John "Tiger" Balm just can't wait for his beloved purple-&-gold LSU Bayou Bengal Tigers college football team to square off against the top-rated scarlet-&-gray O...

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Funny story: Former NY Police Commissioner Kerik Indicted on Charges of Cursing Yankees

Former NY Police Commissioner Kerik Indicted on Charges of Cursing Yankees

NEW YORK - An indictment has been returned by a federal grand jury against former New York City Police Commissioner Bernard Kerik.

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Funny story: Giuliani: "I Have Never Offered Bribes...I'll Give You Ten Bucks To Print That."

Giuliani: "I Have Never Offered Bribes...I'll Give You Ten Bucks To Print That."

MANCHESTER, N.H. - Rudolph Giuliani, former New York City Mayor and the current Republican presidential candidate, is facing some serious allegations after a close friend and business associate was indicted by a federal grand jury.

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Funny story: Writer's Strike Enters 5th Year

Writer's Strike Enters 5th Year

Hollywood (November 2012) - The Hollywood writer's strike, which began 5 years ago, has now entered its 1800th day and shows no sign of ending anytime soon.

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Funny story: Toddler Most Wanted Fugitive After Being Named As Head Of 'Date Rape' Toy Plot

Toddler Most Wanted Fugitive After Being Named As Head Of 'Date Rape' Toy Plot

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Dylan Jacobs, a.k.a. the 'Playskool Predator', became the F.B.I.'s most wanted fugitive Friday, after being identified as the mastermind in a plot to dominate the entire globe.

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Funny story: New Toy Becomes Black Market Drug In Jr High school and High school

New Toy Becomes Black Market Drug In Jr High school and High school

A new toy, manufactured in China, called Bindeez in Australia and Aqua Dots in North America has been recalled for chemically turning into, gamma-hydroxyl butyrate (GHB), a popular date rape drug when ingested by children.

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Funny story: Treasury Dept Declares "Starve the Beast" Policy a Success

Treasury Dept Declares "Starve the Beast" Policy a Success

U.S. Treasury Secretary Henry M. Paulson, Jr., (the younger brother of famed comedian Pat Paulson) announced to the press on Tuesday, that the Bush administration's "Starve the Beast" policy has finally come to successful fruition.

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Funny story: Dean Gaffney Fights Dragon

Dean Gaffney Fights Dragon

Former Eastender Dean Gaffney was yesterday still in shock after his fight with a dragon. The incident occured at Dean's home in Surrey in the afternoon when Dean's long time girlfriend heard a noise in the attic. She then found the dragon.

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Funny story: OJ Simpson Disrupts Preliminary Hearing, Judge Drops All Charges.

OJ Simpson Disrupts Preliminary Hearing, Judge Drops All Charges.

OJ Simpson was ordered to showed up to a Las Vegas courthouse today to go before a judge to determine whether the state has sufficient evidence to move forward with kidnapping, robbery and assault with a deadly weapon charges to name a few.

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Funny story: In midst of writer's strike, Lucas moves forward with Star Wars series

In midst of writer's strike, Lucas moves forward with Star Wars series

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In his office at the Letterman Digital Arts Center, his state-of-the-art production headquarters, George Lucas is hard at work preparing the initial episodes of his much anticipated new Star Wars live-action television series. Pr...

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Funny story: New planet is just like Earth - except backwards

New planet is just like Earth - except backwards

Scientists have announced that they have discovered a place sort of like home 41 light-years from here in the constellation Cancer.

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Funny story: General Motors Reports $39 Billion Loss

General Motors Reports $39 Billion Loss

On Wednesday automotive giant General Motors reported that it had lost $39 Billion during the third quarter.

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Funny story: Met Chief Cracks Brick With Forehead

Met Chief Cracks Brick With Forehead

TOUGH Sir Ian Blair once again found himself cracking bricks in half with his forehead today when an official report into the accidental mis-shooting of Jean Charles de Menezes highlights areas where police must stop mis-shooting people who look like...

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Funny story: 'Jazz Pharmaceuticals' Sues Over Date-Rape Drug Rights

'Jazz Pharmaceuticals' Sues Over Date-Rape Drug Rights

Palo Alto, California (Drugs R Us) - U.S.-based drug manufacturer Jazz Pharmaceuticals is suing Australian toy company Moose Enterprise and Canadian toy company Spin Master, Ltd.

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Funny story: Rear Admiral Joe Walsh & Captain Ted Nugent to Meet with Submarine Skippers

Rear Admiral Joe Walsh & Captain Ted Nugent to Meet with Submarine Skippers

US and A - Rear Admiral Joe Walsh (Commander Submarine Force U.S. Pacific Fleet) and Captain Ted "Terrible Ted" Nugent (Motor City Madman) vow to meet with every submarine commander, following a serious coverup onboard the submarine USS HAM...

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Funny story: The Spoof! Librarian Quits Over Drug Allegations

The Spoof! Librarian Quits Over Drug Allegations

Lancaster, England (High Times Staff Reporter) - Mary Jane Nickelbag, head librarian and story archivist for TheSpoof.com, quit her post earlier this week after she was confronted about her suspicious "drug-related behavior".

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