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Funny story: Arsenal Pledge To Battle To The Bitter End

Arsenal Pledge To Battle To The Bitter End

As far as most neutrals are concerned, when Arsenal conceded a 3-1 lead to bitter rivals, Tottenham at White Hart Lane their title challenge effectively ended. In a pulsating game, Arsenal cruised into a 3-1 lead before half time, with goals from...

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Funny story: Rio Ferdinand stalker is a Liverpool fan!

Rio Ferdinand stalker is a Liverpool fan!

Rio Ferdinand is being stalked by a perverted female Liverpool fan and now a judge has had to put a restraining order on her to prevent anything happening to Rio and his family. It seems that the female stalker, Mrs Scousie Ibru (name changed for...

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Funny story: Neil Lennon In Trouble For Returning Letter To Sender

Neil Lennon In Trouble For Returning Letter To Sender

Celtic manager, Neil Lennon, the man who received an unwanted bomb in his mail last week, is himself in hot water with Strathclyde Police this evening after putting the parcel back in the post in order to take the advice given out in the Elvis Presle...

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Funny story: Spurs Fix Gunners Firmly In Their Sights

Spurs Fix Gunners Firmly In Their Sights

The latest news from White Hart Lane this lunchtime ahead of tonight's North London derby, suggests that Tottenham Hotspur have no intentions of allowing Arsenal an easy ride. As every afficionado of the beautiful game knows, the divide between th...

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Funny story: Homeless Man Calls Balotelli: "A Tight Bastard."

Homeless Man Calls Balotelli: "A Tight Bastard."

It seems that Manchester City's Italian strike sensation, and occasional bad boy, Mario Balotelli, can do no right. Emerging from a Manchester casino in the early hours, the young Italian spotted homeless man, Thomas Trinder, 56, bedding down for...

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Funny story: "Who ya callin a £1,000 tramp, Balotelli??"

"Who ya callin a £1,000 tramp, Balotelli??"

Manchester - Canal Street's Premiership sluts are up in arms amid claims the Man City star doshed up a 'lonely tramp' with a £1,000 gambling bung. The bemused bagman was spotted outside the 666 Casino fingering a hefty wedge given to him by the £1...

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Funny story: Letter Sent To Celtic Boss Neil Lennon

Letter Sent To Celtic Boss Neil Lennon

Police in Scotland are investigating an incident in which a letter was sent to the Celtic manager Neil Lennon. The letter, which was intercepted in west Scotland, was full of the kinds of things that you wouldn't want to read about yourself, and...

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Funny story: City On Course To Rule The World

City On Course To Rule The World

The city of Manchester is beginning to calm down now, following City's momentous victory over their illustrious neighbours, United, at Wembley in Saturday's FA Cup semi-final. City fans woke this morning to a new horizon, and the very real possibi...

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Funny story: Arsenal Cheated

Arsenal Cheated

Arsenal were cheated. That's the opinion of thousands of Arsenal fans after yesterday's infuriating 1-1 draw with Liverpool at the Emirates, where both goals came during the period of added time at the end of the game. Match referee Andre Marri...

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Funny story: Arsenal v Liverpool - Gunners Shoot Themselves In Foot. More Premier League Hilarity.

Arsenal v Liverpool - Gunners Shoot Themselves In Foot. More Premier League Hilarity.

The sense of relief at the Emirates was tangible when Robin van Persie scored from the spot on the stroke of full time after eight added minutes. But that relief was short-lived as Liverpool forced a free kick on the edge of the Arsenal area secon...

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Funny story: Future News: Aston Villa Wins Something

Future News: Aston Villa Wins Something

Published 2167 - LAYER-456 BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - Aston Villa, a Premier League team, have won the cup for the first time in living memory. "The game of football hasn't changed over the past 150 years," said the manager, Robert Casio Cord. "We thought...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Chicharito Shocked By Girlfriend Shakira's Brand New 'Bikini Line' Tattoo

Manchester United's Chicharito Shocked By Girlfriend Shakira's Brand New 'Bikini Line' Tattoo

MANCHESTER, England - Javier Hernandez Balcazar, who plays for the Red Devils of Manchester United, says that it takes a lot to shock him. But the man known as Chicharito confessed to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News, Neville Twickenbuck, that his girlfriend recently gave him the surprise of his young life. Chicharito said that Shakira had just returned from a 27-city concert tour of Sout...

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Funny story: Fergie's Concerns Over Hargreaves Future

Fergie's Concerns Over Hargreaves Future

Man Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson admits he doesn't know what the future holds for injury prone midfielder Owen Hargreaves. The £17 million signing from Bayern Munich, who has managed only 39 appearances for the Old Trafford club since 2007, suffered...

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Funny story: Scholes puts boot in as United get the "boot" by City!

Scholes puts boot in as United get the "boot" by City!

Man Utd committed hari kari at Wembley this evening after allowing the "Blue" side of the City into the final of the FA Cup. It wans't helped by a certain 37 year-old "red-haired scallywag" who put the boot in, did a Nigel de Jong and got suitably...

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Funny story: Talk about emotions yo-yo ing all day. Man. U. Sob!

Talk about emotions yo-yo ing all day. Man. U. Sob!

I just cannot believe what I have just been reading in the Approval Centre and on the Discussion Forum... Man U. beaten by City. I'm crying in my beer. I get 90% of my daily news via the Spoof. It is just so bloody heartbreaking to think that the only televised game we got here was bloody Blackpool v Wigan. I must subscribe to Setanta Sport. I was in a great mood before I saw that r...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson To Face The Sack?

Sir Alex Ferguson To Face The Sack?

Manchester United fans jeered wildly at the final whistle this afternoon after seeing their heroes humbled by arch-rivals Manchester City in their FA Cup semi-final showdown, but by far the biggest shock of the day came as many of the United continge...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson Throws Hairdryer At Paul Scholes

Sir Alex Ferguson Throws Hairdryer At Paul Scholes

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has revisited his old stamping ground of hairdryers after watching his side lose out in their FA Cup semi-final against arch-rivals Manchester City at Wembley Stadium this afternoon. Fergie watched from...

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