Sources close to Chelsea skipper John Terry say that he still insists that Chelsea can go on to lift the Premiership trophy from under the noses of Manchester United if the Blues win their final game of the season. Despite it being a mathematical...
Voting in the Eurovision Song Contest has once again come under the spotlight as Peter Coates, chairman of Stoke City football club, who were defeated in the 2011 FA Cup final, claims voting in the event is a complete farce. And entertainment pund...
Blackburn, UK, 14.05.2011: After yesterday's not so epic final chapter in the Premier League title in Blackburn, 1-1, and after the penalty most fans fell asleep, it seems a serious incident happened as Chicharito left the ground. Chicharito was o...
Apparently, Pippa has been approached by QPR management to be their official spokeswoman. They want to 'grab' her before any other football clubs pick up on the idea. When asked how she felt about this, Pippa commented, "Well, I am honoured...
Jubilant Manchester City supporters streaming out of Wembley yesterday, had one message for big time Charlie neighbours, United: The new kids are taking over the block. Following City's 1-0 demolition job over the mighty Stoke in the cup final - t...
Manchester witnessed a huge party last night following its double football triumph. Manchester City fans were celebrating winning the FA Cup just a couple of hours after United had secured a record-breaking 19th league title. Such a double succ...
It's becoming increasingly clear that fans of Manchester United Football Club remain utterly convinced that internet rumours about May 21st being 'Judgement Day' and the end of the world are a load of old shite. "It's just a load of old shite is t...
Following a 35 year hiatus, Manchester City finally became the pride of Manchester this afternoon, finally having their day in the sun, after for so long spent in the shadows of their illustrious neighbours. One second half strike by Yaya Toure de...
In what turned out to be a scintillating game of Premier League football - one of the finest ever to grace the top flight - Blackpool and Bolton Wanderers recreated their 1953 FA Cup Final match, with the Seasiders running out 4-3 winners. Blackpp...
Having just secured a record breaking 19th league title, Manchester United players were celebrating in front of the massed ranks of their fans in the Darwen End at Ewood Park, when disaster struck. United secured the title-winning point they neede...
Arssene Wenger has reacted angrily to claims made by Sky Sports' Paul Merson that he was axed by the Arsenal manager because of his poor standard of English. Merson, whose 13 year career with the North London club was ended after only 4 months of...
It is now 'old news' that Neil Warnock has warned Queens Park Rangers against sacking him after their return to the Premier League. Neil Warnock has approached the Human Rights Association in connection with the rumour that Queens Park Rangers may fire him, after all of his hard work to get QPR back up into the EPL. His work with QPR and the amazing results cannot be disputed. His argumen...
Spoof Writers are especially excited to find that Queens Park Rangers have won promotion to the English Premier League. Not only will they have new players to Spoof but a whole new set of WAGS too. Spoofers just can't wait. The QPR players a...
Kenny Dalglish has signed a new three-year contract at Liverpool. Anfield bosses were so happy with his performance in the caretaker role he had occupied since January that they had no hesitation in offering him the new contract. Dalglish took...
One of the main rivals to Sepp Blatter's FIFA Presidency has stated firmly that the world football governing body is not corrupt. Mohamed Bin Hammam, Qatari President of the Asian Football Federation, made the claim from his billion pound palace i...
Man Utd super-scorer, Chicharito, is deeply religious, Catholic actually, and before games he is always caught on TV, on his knees, praying to his God. His super-striker partner Wayne Rooney is not quite so religious and feels quite embarrassed h...
Bill Shankly has been given the manager's job at Liverpool on a more permanent basis. This follows a dramatic turnaround following a corpse replacing Roy Hodgson as manager. Liverpool fans were quick to point out that Shankly's dead body still had...
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