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Funny story: The Trump Runner vs Wile E Mueller: Round 2

The Trump Runner vs Wile E Mueller: Round 2

BILLINGSGATE POST:: In the beginning, under the remote skies of the Arizona desert, there was nothing that would draw the eye of the raven into focus quicker than the epic confrontation of the Trump Runner and Wile E Mueller. This was before the co...

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Funny story: President Trump replaces all Cabinet Positions with mirrors

President Trump replaces all Cabinet Positions with mirrors

"It's the best decision I've ever made. The best... and that's saying something, because all of my ideas are amazing!" That's how the president explained his new decision to end the never-ending cycle of high profile position turnover amongst hi...

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Funny story: Trump Plot to Buy Moons of Saturn for $1.00 Apiece Exposed

Trump Plot to Buy Moons of Saturn for $1.00 Apiece Exposed

Science Town, CA Today, a plot for Trump to write an executive order for his family to buy the moons of Saturn for $1.00 apiece was exposed by a group of scientists. "The plot would have allowed Putin to buy the moons of Jupiter for just a ruble...

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Funny story: Trump Loses Fight with a Lamb

Trump Loses Fight with a Lamb

Washington, DC - A young lamb wearing blue just showed up from a deeply red district in Pennsylvania, and President Donald Trump is running scared. He called the lamb a "sham" but the name would not stick. He said he was better looking than the lam...

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Funny story: Trump at Border Wall Prototypes: "Let's Wall Out California"

Trump at Border Wall Prototypes: "Let's Wall Out California"

San Diego, CA. Standing before models of the border wall he intends to build, President Donald Trump told a group of surprised reporters from Fox News and Breitbart that the barrier between the U S and Mexico will extend from Texas to California, bu...

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Funny story: Trump's Porn Star Stormy Daniels Explains History of Non-Disclosure Agreement

Trump's Porn Star Stormy Daniels Explains History of Non-Disclosure Agreement

Baton Rouge, LA Porn star Stormy Daniels talked about the non-disclosure agreement between her and Donald Trump. "At first, I of course didn't want anyone to know I had anything to do with Trump. I mean, look at him! He's an obese, orange, obscene...

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Funny story: Trump Tweets: Stormy Has Ramshackle Ovaries And Clapboard Breasts

Trump Tweets: Stormy Has Ramshackle Ovaries And Clapboard Breasts

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not wishing to add any additional ammunition to Stormy Daniel's claim that she had sex with The Donald at the Celebrity Golf Tournament at Lake Tahoe in 2006, Trump dismissed her by tweeting: "As much as I admire her for her...

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Funny story: The Truth Behind the Trump-Kim Jong Un Meeting

The Truth Behind the Trump-Kim Jong Un Meeting

It's no coincidence that North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un wants to meet U.S. Presisdent Trump, at the same time as a sex scandal has hit the White House. According to Un, "We not going to meet to talk wimpy peace! I going to meet American porn...

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Funny story: Comedy Hall of Fame Adds New Members Amy Schumer and Donald Trump

Comedy Hall of Fame Adds New Members Amy Schumer and Donald Trump

Las Vegas, NV The Comedy Hall of Fame added new members Amy Schumer and Donald Trump at their annual banquet. "I guess we all agree that while we need inventive new comedians like Amy, what comedians REALLY need is good material, or stange incid...

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Funny story: Trump calls for foetuses to be armed to prevent abortions

Trump calls for foetuses to be armed to prevent abortions

President Donald Trump has made another policy announcement without consulting his advisors. It is an idea which tries to solve two key issues that Republicans are passionate about - guns and abortions. The US President said that a gun company in...

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Funny story: Trump Dismantles the Office of Science and Technology

Trump Dismantles the Office of Science and Technology

Mar-A-Lago, FL White House spokeswoman Sarah Sanders explained that President Trump was abolishing the Office of Science and Technology. "President Trump believes that we have enough technology as it is and so we don't need that part of the depa...

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Funny story: Tiffany Trump to Get Own Talk Show

Tiffany Trump to Get Own Talk Show

The E! Network, who brought the world the Kardashians, have just announced that they have inked a deal with Donald Trump's daughter Tiffany. She will host a talk show format. Tiffany was asked to comment and she said, "I hope to have others from...

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Funny story: White House confirms: Trump and Jong Un have ALREADY MET

White House confirms: Trump and Jong Un have ALREADY MET

Breaking: In stunning development, The White House has disclosed that the first meeting took place in May, 2017. Experts believe this meeting set crucial tone affecting future relations. Repetition of ceremonial behaviors from that time not adv...

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Funny story: Trump on 700 Club: "I'm a Porn Again Christian!"

Trump on 700 Club: "I'm a Porn Again Christian!"

President Donald Trump appeared this morning on Reverend Pat Robertson's 700 Club TV show and said in a booming and pontifical voice: "I AM A PORN AGAIN CHRISTANB!" As the crowd roared it's approval, Trump smiled knowingly and motioned them to sit. H...

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Funny story: Oakland Mayor Libby Schaaf Warns California About Imminent Trump Arrival

Oakland Mayor Libby Schaaf Warns California About Imminent Trump Arrival

Oakland, CA. Mayor of Oakland California Libby Schaaf, who was earlier criticised by Trump for warning immigrants that the feds were going to conduct raids, now is warning California,that Trump is coming. California is one of the many states that des...

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Funny story: Trump and Kim Jong Un to Meet in Fiji IHOP

Trump and Kim Jong Un to Meet in Fiji IHOP

Mar-A-Lago, Florida It was announced today that the White House and North Korea are working out details for "Dotard" Trump and Kim "Rocket Man" Jong Un to meet. Knowing both Trump and Kim are not about to miss any meals, and allowing for time zon...

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Funny story: The Trump Runner vs Wile E Mueller

The Trump Runner vs Wile E Mueller

BILLINGSGATE POST: The tortuous twists and turns of this epic battle between the Trump Runner and Wile E Mueller, who some say is being funded by the ACME Corporation, has reached the point of diminishing returns. The ACME Corporation, which i...

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