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Funny story: FCC Levies $10,000 Fine Against Nicollette Sheridan for Getting Pregnant by Michael Bolton

FCC Levies $10,000 Fine Against Nicollette Sheridan for Getting Pregnant by Michael Bolton

District of Co(womb)ia - The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) announced this week that they have fined actress Nicollette Sheridan $10,000 for "gross indecency" as a result of her getting pregnant by bush-league singer Michael Bolton...

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Funny story: Sex, lies and videotape: Musharraf promotes fornicating judges!

Sex, lies and videotape: Musharraf promotes fornicating judges!

A British news source confirmed yesterday that Pakistan's intelligence agency sent secretly taped sex videos to at least 3 of 11 Supreme Court judges to ensure a favorable vote i...

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Funny story: Bush Snacks on Wounded Soldiers

Bush Snacks on Wounded Soldiers

San Antonio, CA - President Bush recently visited wounded soldiers at Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio, California.

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Funny story: "Smoking Crack with Jack": Nicholson gets once off Christmas TV Special

"Smoking Crack with Jack": Nicholson gets once off Christmas TV Special

Hollywood legend Jack Nicholson is to get a once off Holiday special TV talk show where he interviews friends while under the influence of narcotics.

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Funny story: Poltergeist Elected New Lib Dem Leader

Poltergeist Elected New Lib Dem Leader

The new leader of the Liberal Democrats is a poltergeist, which was ejected from of of the Scottish Nationalist Party for throwing pans at 'loud supremo' Alex Salmond.

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Funny story: Dead Driver Had Glass Eyes!

Dead Driver Had Glass Eyes!

When Gerald Germbottom drove his car on the A303 near Stonehenge in Wiltshire, England little did he know that he would be involved in a bizarre road traffic accident. You see, Gerald had a secret that he didn't want the police t...

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Funny story: Hugo Chavez and King Juan Carlos sent to Indian Yoga retreat to "get right with God" and repair relations

Hugo Chavez and King Juan Carlos sent to Indian Yoga retreat to "get right with God" and repair relations

After the spat and food fight so comically and repleatly covered by the Queen (Mudder) in Santiago, Latin American leaders, Hugo Chavez and Spain's puppet monarch, King Juan Carlos were being sent by an unknown board of Latin American nationals c...

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Funny story: Ryanair voted the World's favourite Airline

Ryanair voted the World's favourite Airline

Today Monday 12th November 2007 a vote taken by Airline Passengers from all over the Globe unanimously voted Ryanair as the Worlds favourite and most caring Airline beating Brazilian TAM Linhas Aereas by a narrow margin.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton in men's room scandal; Ron Paul not involved

Hillary Clinton in men's room scandal; Ron Paul not involved

New York Senator and aspiring presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was allegedly seen masturbating in a men's room at the Washington DC Marriot this afternoon, according to Republican sources.

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Funny story: Democrats Plan to Lower Taxes

Democrats Plan to Lower Taxes

Democratic presidential candidates have begun battling over who has the strongest tax-cutting credentials. Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama dueled in the media yesterday with competing proposals to reduce the burden of taxes on Americans.

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Funny story: Apple Announces New iPod - Ron Paul Edition

Apple Announces New iPod - Ron Paul Edition

Apple is coming out with yet another variation of its iPod line. Reminiscent of the infamous and highly successful U2 iPod of a few years ago, the new Ron Paul model should appeal to the candidate...

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Funny story: Clinton, Obama, Kucinich, McCain, Paul, Giuliani, Edwards using end-game tactics to attract southern voters prepare to square off in paintball game

Clinton, Obama, Kucinich, McCain, Paul, Giuliani, Edwards using end-game tactics to attract southern voters prepare to square off in paintball game

Forget about debates. NRA (Naturally Rowdy Americans) spokesman, Jeff Winchester reports that all presidential candidates are preparing to square off in a paintball game.

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Funny story: "Pincha loco" man fixture on American escalator says "No me puedo salir adelante; No es posible llegar ariba"

"Pincha loco" man fixture on American escalator says "No me puedo salir adelante; No es posible llegar ariba"

A man was discovered today in a nearby shopping mall trapped on an escalator trying to make it to the next level. Jorge Gonzales says that he has been climbing those stairs on the escalator for 37 years and still hasn't made it to the top.

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Funny story: White House denies Bush Sr. made skydive in preparation for invasion of Iran; he now double talks, saying Invading Iraq was the way to go!

White House denies Bush Sr. made skydive in preparation for invasion of Iran; he now double talks, saying Invading Iraq was the way to go!

College Station, Texas - Eight-three-year-old, George H.W. Bush took the ultimate leap of faith that Americans believe him now as he jumped out of an airplane today strapped to a member of the U.S. Army Golden Knights parachute team. It was in celebr...

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Funny story: Next Ford Car Will Not Have Wheels!

Next Ford Car Will Not Have Wheels!

DETROIT - Designers at Ford Motor Company have finally thrown away the book. "We are sick and tired of producing cars that all look basically the same! From our earliest Model T Ford right up to our complete 2008 model year, every single Ford...

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Funny story: Heather Mills McCartney Death Ruled Accidental

Heather Mills McCartney Death Ruled Accidental

LONDON - Fueled by wild speculation in the press, the actual cause of the death of Heather Mills, estranged wife of Sir Paul McCartney, became known today.

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Funny story: Ron Paul traveling "Yellow Brick Road" gold standard finds supporters; is attacked by flying monkeys sent by Giuliani; hires Blackwater USA to put Giuliani down

Ron Paul traveling "Yellow Brick Road" gold standard finds supporters; is attacked by flying monkeys sent by Giuliani; hires Blackwater USA to put Giuliani down

It was reported today that it wasn't long ago 10-term Texas congressman, Ron Paul, was back in Kansas tending to his conventional duties on the farm. Yet weather conditions in Kansas caused Mr. Paul's house to be lifted up and placed in a lan...

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