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Funny story: "Double Dutch" football club sign 18 month old toddler!

"Double Dutch" football club sign 18 month old toddler!

Venlo, Holland: The local professional footie team, VVV Venlo have just made an amazing signing, an 18 month-old toddler, the youngest player ever to signed by a pro-club on the planet. The reason they signed the toddler was You Tube, which showed...

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Funny story: Aston Villa Boss Gerard Houllier Is Only In Hospital Because Of His Job

Aston Villa Boss Gerard Houllier Is Only In Hospital Because Of His Job

Aston Villa manager Gerard Houllier is expected to be discharged from hospital in Birmingham within the next 24 hours, but, say surgeons, he will end up back in hospital if he continues in his role at Villa Park. SCAN Villa caretaker Gary McAll...

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Funny story: United Want Gerard Piquet Back Because Giggsy Fancies Shakira

United Want Gerard Piquet Back Because Giggsy Fancies Shakira

According to the legendary Manchester rumour mill, Sir Alex Ferguson is preparing to swoop on Barcelona, in order to get Gerard Piquet back to Old Trafford, because United legend, Ryan Giggs allegedly thinks Piquet's girlfriend - diminutive Colombian...

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Funny story: Mourinho Slams Everybody In The World - Even Princess Diana

Mourinho Slams Everybody In The World - Even Princess Diana

According to sources, beleaguered Real Madrid boss Jose Mourinho has locked himself away in a vault at Madrid's Museo Del Prado, armed with a laptop computer and a Vuiton suitcase full of vitriol. The 'Special One' is apparently enjoying a psychot...

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Funny story: "The Special One" thinks UEFA, FC Barcelona, referees, etc, are a bunch of corrupt "Messi back-side lickers"!

"The Special One" thinks UEFA, FC Barcelona, referees, etc, are a bunch of corrupt "Messi back-side lickers"!

The Special One, better known as José Mourinho, has had a massive rant at everybody in football after yesterday's debacle against his Catalan rivals, FC Barcelona. Mourinho said it is impossible to beat FC Barcelona because the UEFA, FIFA and refe...

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Funny story: Pierluigi Collina slams The Special One's conspiracy rant

Pierluigi Collina slams The Special One's conspiracy rant

Rome - The iconic UEFA ex-referee who once admitted 'I Love This Hell' has rubbished José Mourinho's Barcelona FC tirade. "Someone give José a tin foil hat!" Collina told reporters from Corriere della Spoofiera. "He's still got that stab-in-the...

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Funny story: Celtic Player Falls Foul Of Curse

Celtic Player Falls Foul Of Curse

Celtic midfielder Joe Ledley fears he has become the victim of a an injury curse that affects any player called Ledley. The 24 year old Welshman injured a hamstring in the Old Firm clash at the weekend and will be out of action for the rest of the...

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Funny story: Messi Wants Move To Old Firm

Messi Wants Move To Old Firm

Hot on the heels of his stunning performance in the 2-0 defeat of Real Madrid at the Bernabeu, Lionel Messi has shocked the world of soccer by announcing that he would like to leave the mighty Bareclona and play for one of the Old Firm clubs. The...

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Funny story: Mourinho To Set Up Real Madrid v Schalke 'Alternative' Champions League Final

Mourinho To Set Up Real Madrid v Schalke 'Alternative' Champions League Final

If things don't go their way in next week's CL semi-final second leg ties, it is thought that Jose Mourinho will arrange for an alternative Champions League final tie, between Real Madrid and Schalke 04 at Bolton Wanderers' Reebok Stadium. It is b...

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Funny story: Fergie Celebrates United Win Over Schalke With Fish Pedicure

Fergie Celebrates United Win Over Schalke With Fish Pedicure

Following Manchester United's impressive Champions League semi-final demolition of Schalke 04 in Gelsenkirchen, United boss Sir Alex Ferguson decided to celebrate in a most unorthodox manner. Goals from silky footed veteran, Ryan Giggs, and Wayne...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding News: Fernando Torres To Stage Re-enactment Of His First Chelsea Goal

Royal Wedding News: Fernando Torres To Stage Re-enactment Of His First Chelsea Goal

Chelsea striker Fernando Torres, who scored his first goal in a Blues shirt in the 3-0 win over West Ham last weekend, is to be allowed to stage a re-enactment of the goal at the Royal Wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton on Friday. Torres...

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Funny story: Wolverhampton Wanderers Manager Mick McCarthy May Lose Council House If Wolves Are Relegated

Wolverhampton Wanderers Manager Mick McCarthy May Lose Council House If Wolves Are Relegated

The nipsy of Mick McCarthy, the Wolverhampton Wanderers manager, was twitching this morning after it was revealed that, should the Premier League club be relegated to the Championship at the end of the season, then the Yorkshireman may face losing hi...

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Funny story: Avram Grant Is A Right Old Tramp!

Avram Grant Is A Right Old Tramp!

Beleaguered West Ham United manager Avram Grant, has been dubbed 'a right old tramp' by the club's long-suffering fans, who have had to put up with the Israeli's hangdog expression and dour personality all season long. And some fans have even foun...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Rooney To Be Subject To Schalke Winking Campaign

Manchester United's Rooney To Be Subject To Schalke Winking Campaign

United's England star strike, Wayne Rooney, will face some unusual tactics in the European Championship quarter final tonight. It has emerged that FC Scalke 04 players plan to wink at him throughout the match in an effort to put him off his game.

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Funny story: Fernando Torres To Leave Chelsea For Barcelona In Summer

Fernando Torres To Leave Chelsea For Barcelona In Summer

Fernando Torres, the Chelsea striker who scored his first goal for the club in the 3-0 win over West Ham at the weekend, has indicated that he may leave Chelsea for Barcelona in the summer. Torres, 27, endured 903 minutes of football before he fin...

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Funny story: West Ham Boss Depressed After Chelsea Defeat

West Ham Boss Depressed After Chelsea Defeat

The 3-0 defeat at the hands of fellow Londoners Chelsea has seen West Ham boss Avram Grant virtually concede that his club is a dead cert to be relegated. Losing so heavily at this time of the season is always hard to take, a world weary Grant com...

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Funny story: Manchester United Boss Sir Alex Ferguson Wary Over Schalke 04 Semi-Final Threat

Manchester United Boss Sir Alex Ferguson Wary Over Schalke 04 Semi-Final Threat

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has told reporters that he is wary over the threat posed by German side Schalke 04 ahead of the Champions League semi-final first leg clash tonight. Said the Scot: "Aye, it's going to be a tricky one.

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