Referring to itself as a breakaway group called 'New Al Qaeda' there is a claim on an Islamic website by one of it's members that 'Old' Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden, far from having been killed recently by American SEALS during a raid at Abbottaba...
Following an outcry from the government of Pakistan over the stealth incursion into the country resulting in the demise of the World's Most Wanted Terrorist, President Barack Obama announced his intention to "make amends" by dispatching Viet Nam Era...
One day after revealing that Navy Chaplains must perform same sex marriages, the Navy Department reversed itself saying new information had come to light that Captain John Paul Jones and Admiral 'Bull' Halsey were NOT GAY as previously thought! Co...
Santa Claus has emerged as a strong candidate to succeed the slain terror chief Obama bin Shootin. Terrorists are said to be very impressed with his beard, which is a vital ingredient in any terror campaign. Although not a muslim, Santa does appea...
US President Osama Bin Laden has finally admitted that the assassination of some guy with a similar name was actually an elaborate hoax. Speaking to a press conference outside the Tora Bora White House Osama said "I would like to apologise for all...
The world's most wanted terrorist has finally been located. After years the war on terror may be at an end. At last Obama bin Shootin has been found, hiding deep in the White House caves. Bin Shootin is thought to be the mastermind behind numerous...
President Barack Obama, recently revealed as a Panty Waist himself, continued his assault on the readiness of military personnel by ordering Navy Chaplains to perform same sex marriages between Able Bodied Semen(sic), should they be so inclined. T...
Washington DC - A spokesperson for the Secret Service confirmed reports that agents recently busted down the door of an office across the street from the White House which housed a parrot allegedly trained by its conservative owner to incessantly squ...
Power brokers inside the White House, said to be so fed up with Obama's procrastinating and reliance on Chicago Slum Lord Valerie Jarrett, who based her advice only in terms of a re election campaign, bi passed the President and set the wheels in motion for the final take down of Bin Laden! The coup, for that is exactly what it was, was spear headed by a frustrated Hillary Clinton who backed C...
NEW YORK CITY - In a move that some television media critics are calling highly "interesting," the three Black women who were left on Celebrity Apprentice are all now gone. And many are wondering if that is simply just one heck of a coincidence or...
President Obama went to Fort Campbell on Friday to welcome back and congratulate SEAL Team Six, the elite Special OPS group that successfully took down Osama bin Laden this past Sunday. There he met privately with these iconic warriors, as no on...
WHITE HOUSE-WASHINGTON; Defence Administration Official Ed Bighorn has announced that a new defence strategy has been implemented in the wake of the assassination of Osama Bin Laden. The two thousand page document makes for daunting reading.
President Barack Obama, supported by Wife Michelle, and inspired by the recent Royal Wedding and the awe in which some of the world's innocents hold the Pope, the one from BIG Italy, not LITTLE Italy in NYC, has directed his privately run auto fi...
Another tenet of Barack Obama's 'share the wealth' scheme was revealed today as word leaked out over the "Barack H. Obama Foundation" named after his proliferate father, and headed up by one of his many siblings, older brother Abon'go (just call me...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama invited a lot of Hispanic dignitaries, politicians, singers, actors, and professional baseball players to a White House Backyard Cinco de Mayo Picnic. Some of the featured guests included George Lopez, Salma Haye...
Washington D.C. - Sources report that Obama was up all night worrying that he had shot the wrong man. The fog of war was great. Also the fog induced by a six pack of aspatame-laced soda may have led to a wrong call. It turns out Osama is a very...
Washington, DC - As President Barak Obama prepares to meet with Seal Team 6, the First Dog, Bo, also prepares to meet the canine counterparts of the elusive special ops group. Christopher Guffman, Press Secretary for the First Dog had confirmed that...
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