The retired Manchester United defender might seem at first glance to be a dubious choice to man mark Barcelona's diminutive Argentinian striker, but some sources are of the opinion that Nobby is all set to come out of retirement and operate as a swee...
Those involved know exactly what is being referred to in the headline - a staggering 76% of Manchester United fans own a replica Barcelona shirt! With the number 76 printed on the back! Experts believe that a whopping 76% of Manchester United f...
Word from the Barcelona camp ahead of Saturday's CL Final at Wembley is that Barcelona officials suspect that Man United have already launched a dirty tricks campaign in order to unsettle the Catalans. Barca insiders suspect that Sir Alex Ferguson...
Former Glasgow Celtic manager Neil Lennon, the man who faced a barrage of death threats whilst at Parkhead before resigning from the post last weekend, has, this morning, been unveiled as the new manager of Glasgow Rangers. Lennon, who recently re...
Kolo Toure, Manchester City's Ivory Coast defender, will have to sit out the start of next season after being handed a six-month ban from football for failing a drugs test. The ban is to be back-dated to 2 March, so that there is minimal inconvenienc...
Arsenal, Barcelona, Stuttgart, Birmingham FC the list goes on for Footballing vagabond Alexander Hleb. The Belarusian midfielder (whose mother was a builder) has been jumping ship ever since leaving the gunners with his pathetic excuse that London...
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New Rangers owner Craig Whyte continued his purge of the Ibrox staff with 3 new appointments today. Hot on the heels of the departure of chairman Alastair Johnston and director Paul Murray, even more changes were effected by the new regime. Fir...
As part of its radical new plan to reorganise Scottish football, the SPL has proposed the reintroduction of a cross border cup tournament. SPL chief executive Neil Lancaster is keen to re-establish a cup competition between Scottish and English cl...
As rumours surface that Shakira and Imogen Thomas will be supporting Barcelona in Saturday's Champions League Final, with the whole hearted endorsement of Barca coach, Pep Guardiola, Brit icons, Pippa Middleton (of Pippawatch fame) Victoria Beckham,...
Below average height Carlos Tevez (5ft8") has today claimed in a national newspaper that Lionel Messi (3ft7") is even shorter than Diego Maradona (5ft5"). The Manchester Argie has also claimed that tiny midget Messi could well be the shortest foo...
Ahead of Manchester United's showcase Champions League Final against Barcelona at Wembley on Saturday, Old Trafford based sources have indicated that at some stage in the game, Ryan Giggs and Chicharito may well be pulled off. One insider said tha...
Residents of The Isle of Wight believe they have enough talented football players to start a 'League of their own' and therefore interested residents across he Isle are busy organizing try-outs for teams. Mayors of each village do admit that they...
When Bert Trautmann arrived at Manchester City in 1949, 20,000 protested against his signing. By the time he left, he was lauded as the bravest man in British sport. Trautmann was replacing the recently retired Frank Swift, one of the greatest keepers in the club's history. Though privately expressing doubts about the signing, club captain Eric Westwood, a Normandy veteran, made a public dis...
It appears that Colombian sex symbol, bon vivant, and sometime crooner, Shakira, is to attend the showcase Champions League Final at Wembley on May 28th, in support of her current beau, Barcelona defender, Gerard Piquet. So far, so good - nothing...
Spanish football pundit Juan Lamportou today advised Manchester United to forget all about winning the Champions League Final at Wembley on Saturday, insisting that United have no chance in the contest, because they are directing all their focus in t...
The build up to Saturday's epic Champions League Final is hottening up and every famous or infamous commentator is giving Sir Alex advice in how to stop Barcelona and especially Argentinian super-dribbler, Messi (he still dribbles because his mummy g...
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