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Funny story: NASA Says Alien Invasion 'Imminent'

NASA Says Alien Invasion 'Imminent'

Representatives of all the world's leading governments have been summoned to an unprecedented emergency summit in Helsinki on Wednesday afternoon, after NASA released a statement which affirms that an alien invasion from space is "imminent". The n...

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Funny story: Special Counsel Mueller caught in undercover work with Stormy Daniels denies prurient interest

Special Counsel Mueller caught in undercover work with Stormy Daniels denies prurient interest

Interviewed by Sean Hannity of FOX News, Mr. Mueller insisted his session with Ms. Daniels was “entirely business, as part of the investigation.” Nevertheless, Mr. Hannity pursued the question of why Mr. Mueller had gone about his visit in this wa...

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Funny story: Trump Confesses: “Stormy....Best Sex I Never Had.”

Trump Confesses: “Stormy....Best Sex I Never Had.”

BILLINGSGATE POST: In 1990, the New York Post’s famous headline blared that Donald Trump’s ex-wife Marla Maple proclaimed the future president “the best sex I’ve ever had.” What the story conveniently omitted, perhaps by choice, is that Marla was a...

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Funny story: Rudy JulyOnEE and the Trumpet Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story

Rudy JulyOnEE and the Trumpet Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story

Donald Trumpet's new lawyer Rudy JulyOnee, Trumpet's new lawyer changed his story about Porn Star Stormy Night Daniels after a reversal of tweets of another version of JulyOnee's story earlier in the day, roughly 2 minutes ago. Which is to say this i...

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Funny story: Trump declares May 5th: Sinko-de-Putto Day!

Trump declares May 5th: Sinko-de-Putto Day!

"Can it get any worse?" stated the New York Times in its lead editorial this morning referring to President Donald Trump and his declaration that May 5th is..."Sinko-de-Putto Day" How much more can this president insult the government of Mexico and...

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Funny story: The Son of a Preacher Man (For Donald Trump)

The Son of a Preacher Man (For Donald Trump)

Donald Trump was a preacher’s son And when his wife was givin’ birth And her family gathered round for support That’s when Donald Trump would start to cheatin’ That’s when Donald Trump would start to hittin’ On any porn star he’d see walkin’ Then he’d look into the camera’s eyes Lord, to all our surprise, He’d deny it all. The only one who could reach Evangelicals Was a porn star hornd...

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Funny story: White House confirms Bolton dropped into North Korea and returned by fishing trawler to USS Carl Vinson

White House confirms Bolton dropped into North Korea and returned by fishing trawler to USS Carl Vinson

Wrapped in a shawl in disguise as a halmoni (Korean grandmother), Mr. Bolton has recently completed a tour of the Punggyerae test site. White House Chief of Staff General Kelly has confirmed Mr. Bolton was parachuted in the dead of night with dead...

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Funny story: Trump meets Kim on his yacht in the East Sea surrounded by aircraft carriers

Trump meets Kim on his yacht in the East Sea surrounded by aircraft carriers

Breaking: Following the recent triumphant meeting of Moon Jae-in and Kim Jong Un, leaders of South and North Korea, Mr. Trump has flown to Mr. Kim’s yacht in the East Sea for further negotiations. Mr. Trump is aboard Mr. Kim’s yacht, The Kim Il-Su...

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Funny story: Michael Cohen publishing book: The Art of the Squeal!

Michael Cohen publishing book: The Art of the Squeal!

OMG Publishing of Omaha, Nebraska, announced today that it is the publisher of a new book by embattled Trump attorney Michael Cohen. The book, The Art of the Squeal! In a press conference this morning a spokesman for OMG said he was speaking in th...

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Funny story: Trump breaks free of his Russian programming. Issues brief statement.

Trump breaks free of his Russian programming. Issues brief statement.

The question of whether President Trump is some kind of Manchurian Candidate subject to Russian mind control has long been a subject of speculation among some Americans. Well Thursday night the whole country got their answer. Under hypnosis Preside...

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Funny story: Looser Guccifer 2.0 reveals new DNC plans for upcoming midterm elections

Looser Guccifer 2.0 reveals new DNC plans for upcoming midterm elections

Hacker Looser Guccifer 2.0, who two years ago revealed the extent of Mr. Trump’s collusion with Russia, has once again released an intelligence bulletin from inside the DNC. Background: In 2016, Looser Guccifer 2.0 indicated Mr. Trump’s intent...

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Funny story: Trump Runner Dodges New ACME Golden Pee Pee Anvil

Trump Runner Dodges New ACME Golden Pee Pee Anvil

BILLINGSGATE POST: The only thing missing from this Norman Rockwell picture is his signature. The tranquil Sonoran Desert setting, where hundreds of episodes memorializing the epic battles between the Trump Runner and his sinister foil, none other...

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Funny story: President Macron retaliates on a White House morning re dandruff on his shoulder

President Macron retaliates on a White House morning re dandruff on his shoulder

Breaking: That the immaculate Emmanuel Macron, President of France, would find a rejoinder to Mr. Trump goes without saying. The two are currently discussing the nuclear disarmament deal with Iran and whether to modify it or drop it. Review: A...

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Funny story: Where's the Donald J Trump leadership high school?

Where's the Donald J Trump leadership high school?

If you think the basic problem with education is the cost of instructing illegal aliens, poor teaching, low test scores or any one of a number of other concerns, you're wrong. The prestigious Manhattan Institute, a conservative think tank renowned f...

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Funny story: Nikki Haley to be offered up as one of Mr. Trump’s options on the table

Nikki Haley to be offered up as one of Mr. Trump’s options on the table

Following the triumph of his recent missile launch on Syria, President Trump has offered a new, magnanimous gesture to the world in his “pursuit of world peace.” Accompanied by a bevy of early morning tweets, Mr. Trump indicates that from his many...

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Funny story: DACA Dogs Sniff Out Illegal Aliens at JFK

DACA Dogs Sniff Out Illegal Aliens at JFK

Queens, NY - JFK Airport is the first major airport to sniff out illegal aliens. As travelers entering the United States wait to retrieve their luggage, ICE enforcement agents use canines to determine which travelers are illegal immigrants. The pro...

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Funny story: North Korea To Step Up Nuclear Program

North Korea To Step Up Nuclear Program

North Korea has announced that it is to cease its nuclear program after a high-level previously-unnanounced 'video meeting' between its leader Kim Jong-un and US President Donald Trump. In reality, however, they are to step-up their program. Pr...

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