FORT WAYNE, IN -- Last night police found the half-eaten remains of Vic Reynolds in his second floor midtown apartment.
Three bungling art forgers were sent to art school by a judge who felt sorry for them. The trio of would-be criminals, all aged in their 80s, had tried to copy famous sculptures to make some money to supplement their...
In a stunning display of diplomatic chutzpah, Mexican president, Felipe Calderon, told the U.S. to stop harassing and demeaning Mexicans who illegally cross the border into the U.S.
In a decision that was expected throughout the Wall Street community, the nations Asian Massage Parlor Association (AMPA) announced yesterday that their membership voted to increase prices effective immediately. This will be the first price increase...
A new study from Sweden, testing 10,000 subjects, shows that those using cellphones for more than 450 minutes a month for more than 10 years, actually live longer and have less health problems.
Saying that current American Presidential candidates can't carry a tune in a paper bag, and don't have any fresh solutions, Simon Cowell has announced he and Gordon Ramsay are launching a new British invasion of sorts, running for the Democra...
Washington (IP) - The United States Civil Defense Agency has ordered cities across America to activate the anti-meteorite shield system.
PLAINFIELD, NJ - George Clinton, a funk music legend and leader of the ground-breaking funk groups Parliament and Funkadelic, could no longer handle the stress of campaigning for the United States presidency.
Adam Applegarth, the chairman of under-fire bank, Northern Rock, has sensationally resigned.
With only 38 shopping days left until Christmas, Harrod's today decided it was finally time to unveil the new range of commemorative Princess Diana Christmas wrapping papers.
Portuguese police have today raided the home of the Irish social commentator and satirical news writer Fergus McCarthy, and have arrested him in connection with, what they say is, an "unspeakable crime".
Gordon Brown will announce sweeping changes to the criminal sentencing system next week in order to ease the overcrowding in Britain's prisons.
The bomb squad had to be called in to examine a turkey at the "Shop Until You Drop" Thrifty Mart in Seattle today, after shoppers complained that the store's prize "Tom Turkey" was "ticking".
Just in time for the shopping season, Spoofwriter, King David has just come out with his list of insipid toys for youngsters that you wish had never been born.
MIT Labs - The world's first successful experiment in Time Travel ended tragically yesterday when scientist Dr. Edwin Freedy returned from the past and reported that he had been unable to prevent his marriage to Nancy Freedy, his wife of 13 years...
There was consternation amongst the kings of Science Fiction geekery, when not one, but two Doctor Whos appeared on the BBC's charity flagship show, Children in Need.
Barry Bonds and every other Major League Baseball player over the past eight years have been indicted for steroid abuse, according to BALCO investigators.
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