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Funny story: Man Eaten Alive by Gerbil

Man Eaten Alive by Gerbil

FORT WAYNE, IN -- Last night police found the half-eaten remains of Vic Reynolds in his second floor midtown apartment.

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Funny story: Bumbling art forgers sent to art school by sympathetic judge

Bumbling art forgers sent to art school by sympathetic judge

Three bungling art forgers were sent to art school by a judge who felt sorry for them. The trio of would-be criminals, all aged in their 80s, had tried to copy famous sculptures to make some money to supplement their...

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Funny story: Mexico Tells U.S. To Stop Harassing Illegals

Mexico Tells U.S. To Stop Harassing Illegals

In a stunning display of diplomatic chutzpah, Mexican president, Felipe Calderon, told the U.S. to stop harassing and demeaning Mexicans who illegally cross the border into the U.S.

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Funny story: Nations Asian Massage Parlors Raise Prices

Nations Asian Massage Parlors Raise Prices

In a decision that was expected throughout the Wall Street community, the nations Asian Massage Parlor Association (AMPA) announced yesterday that their membership voted to increase prices effective immediately. This will be the first price increase...

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Funny story: New Study Shows Cellphones Increase Lifespan and Health

New Study Shows Cellphones Increase Lifespan and Health

A new study from Sweden, testing 10,000 subjects, shows that those using cellphones for more than 450 minutes a month for more than 10 years, actually live longer and have less health problems.

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Funny story: American Idol Judge Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay Announce President/VP Ticket

American Idol Judge Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay Announce President/VP Ticket

Saying that current American Presidential candidates can't carry a tune in a paper bag, and don't have any fresh solutions, Simon Cowell has announced he and Gordon Ramsay are launching a new British invasion of sorts, running for the Democra...

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Funny story: Leonid Meteor Shower Alarms Civil Defense Officials

Leonid Meteor Shower Alarms Civil Defense Officials

Washington (IP) - The United States Civil Defense Agency has ordered cities across America to activate the anti-meteorite shield system.

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Funny story: Clinton Drops Out of Presidential Race

Clinton Drops Out of Presidential Race

PLAINFIELD, NJ - George Clinton, a funk music legend and leader of the ground-breaking funk groups Parliament and Funkadelic, could no longer handle the stress of campaigning for the United States presidency.

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Funny story: Northern Rock Chairman Resigns

Northern Rock Chairman Resigns

Adam Applegarth, the chairman of under-fire bank, Northern Rock, has sensationally resigned.

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Funny story: Princess Diana Death Crash Christmas Wrapping Paper Goes On Sale In Harrods

Princess Diana Death Crash Christmas Wrapping Paper Goes On Sale In Harrods

With only 38 shopping days left until Christmas, Harrod's today decided it was finally time to unveil the new range of commemorative Princess Diana Christmas wrapping papers.

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Funny story: Portuguese Police Arrest Fergus McCarthy

Portuguese Police Arrest Fergus McCarthy

Portuguese police have today raided the home of the Irish social commentator and satirical news writer Fergus McCarthy, and have arrested him in connection with, what they say is, an "unspeakable crime".

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Funny story: Brown - Prison Reform will ease Overcrowding

Brown - Prison Reform will ease Overcrowding

Gordon Brown will announce sweeping changes to the criminal sentencing system next week in order to ease the overcrowding in Britain's prisons.

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Funny story: "Carb" bomb found in Thanksgiving turkey

"Carb" bomb found in Thanksgiving turkey

The bomb squad had to be called in to examine a turkey at the "Shop Until You Drop" Thrifty Mart in Seattle today, after shoppers complained that the store's prize "Tom Turkey" was "ticking".

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Funny story: The King's Christmas shopping list of insipid toys for youngsters you wish had never been born; includes The Freak-Show that is my country action figures including Linsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and George Bush

The King's Christmas shopping list of insipid toys for youngsters you wish had never been born; includes The Freak-Show that is my country action figures including Linsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and George Bush

Just in time for the shopping season, Spoofwriter, King David has just come out with his list of insipid toys for youngsters that you wish had never been born.

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Funny story: Man Travels Back in Time - To Prevent His Own Marriage

Man Travels Back in Time - To Prevent His Own Marriage

MIT Labs - The world's first successful experiment in Time Travel ended tragically yesterday when scientist Dr. Edwin Freedy returned from the past and reported that he had been unable to prevent his marriage to Nancy Freedy, his wife of 13 years...

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Funny story: Doctor Who?

Doctor Who?

There was consternation amongst the kings of Science Fiction geekery, when not one, but two Doctor Whos appeared on the BBC's charity flagship show, Children in Need.

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Funny story: Barry Bonds; all other players indicted for steroid abuse

Barry Bonds; all other players indicted for steroid abuse

Barry Bonds and every other Major League Baseball player over the past eight years have been indicted for steroid abuse, according to BALCO investigators.

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