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Funny story: Trump Threatens War with Denmark

Trump Threatens War with Denmark

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Donald Trump, looking to save face as the world laughed at him for trying to buy Greenland, threatened to declare war on Denmark yesterday. "Greenland is part of our Manifest Destiny. If Denmark doesn't want to sell us wha...

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Funny story: Romney To Challenge Trump in Presidential Primary

Romney To Challenge Trump in Presidential Primary

Salt Lake City, UT - United States Senator Mitt Romney has agreed to take on Donald Trump for the Republican nomination for President. "It's time for a run," announced Romney in a midnight tweet. "And I'm not talking about a quick jog around the...

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Funny story: In a display of righteous indignation, Trump slaps sanctions on Greenland for obstructing purchase of Denmark.

In a display of righteous indignation, Trump slaps sanctions on Greenland for obstructing purchase of Denmark.

“I’ll get what I want to make America great again” said POTUS. “I have the right weapon,” he added, “to use against persons or countries who stand in my way-- Lethal Sanctions! Designed to bring whole nations to their knees. Look at what I have done...

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Funny story: President Trump loses total body control

President Trump loses total body control

After admitting that he accidentally watched Real Time with Bill Maher sources close to the president have confirmed that Trump has lost control not only of his eyes and ears, but most of the rest of his body as well. Most of the president's recent...

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Funny story: Hannibal Lector Scores New Epstein Lampshade: Where’s The Meat?

Hannibal Lector Scores New Epstein Lampshade: Where’s The Meat?

BILLINGSGATE POST: A newly-released video showing forensic psychiatrist and taxidermist, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, carrying a lampshade out of the Metropolitan Correctional Center in New York City, was released this morning as part of the probe into the...

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Funny story: Trump Buys Greenland, Immediately Orders Americans to "Burn Coal Like Hell and Thaw that Sucker Out"

Trump Buys Greenland, Immediately Orders Americans to "Burn Coal Like Hell and Thaw that Sucker Out"

Washington - President Donald Trump, successful in his bid to buy Greenland from Denmark last month, ordered all American industrial plants, utility plants and consumers to burn coal and any other high carbon dioxide emitting fuels nonstop to hurry u...

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Funny story: Trump Offers to End All Danish Social Programs and "Make Denmark Great Again” if it Hands Over Greenland

Trump Offers to End All Danish Social Programs and "Make Denmark Great Again” if it Hands Over Greenland

Copenhagen, Denmark - President Donald Trump doubled down on his offer to buy Greenland from Denmark, promising to send his team to the diminutive European country and raze the "destructive and pervasive socialism running rampant there". In return,...

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Funny story: Trump contemplates hostile takeover of Greenland

Trump contemplates hostile takeover of Greenland

Despite the insistence of Greenland’s government that the semi-autonomous Danish territory is not for sale, President Donald Trump is pushing ahead with efforts to purchase Greenland with or without its approval. Describing the acquisition as “ess...

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Funny story: Neocons Dismayed to Realize New "Public Charge" Rule Means Immigrants May Take Jobs Americans Actually Want

Neocons Dismayed to Realize New "Public Charge" Rule Means Immigrants May Take Jobs Americans Actually Want

While neoconservatives initially applauded President Donald Trump's new "public charge" rule, tying green card eligibility to immigrants' financial resources and education levels, they were dismayed to subsequently realize that the new law means that...

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Funny story: Jeffrey Epstein’s Hole-In-One At Trump Creepy Hollow

Jeffrey Epstein’s Hole-In-One At Trump Creepy Hollow

Creepy Hollow, New York - (Fore! Play News): Convicted predatory sex monster, Jeffrey Epstein, who died in a Manhattan jail cell this weekend, reportedly scored his best-ever hit at one of President Trump’s famous putting greens, according to files...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Push Some Buttons On The Hadron Collider

Harry Maguire To Push Some Buttons On The Hadron Collider

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender, has announced he will be flying to Geneva next week, to travel to Cern where scientists continue to work on the Hadron Collider, a big machine with which they are attempting to recreate the condi...

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Funny story: President Trump Orders NRA To Ban Sales Of Guns On Weekends

President Trump Orders NRA To Ban Sales Of Guns On Weekends

There was 'light at the end of the tunnel' for those hoping for gun reform this evening, when President Donald Trump issued an executive order via Twitter, that "sales of weapons, to certain kinds of people, should not happen on the weekend." "Thi...

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Funny story: President Trump Says Statistics Do Not Support Concerns Over Shopping Mall Mass Shootings

President Trump Says Statistics Do Not Support Concerns Over Shopping Mall Mass Shootings

President Trump has said that Americans are "worrying unnecessarily" about guns, and says statistics prove they are not likely to die as a result of some nut shooting them down in a bloody killing spree in a shopping mall. The president's mind was...

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Funny story: Trump Agrees to Ban Assault Weapons for Shooting Stars

Trump Agrees to Ban Assault Weapons for Shooting Stars

In the wake of yet another mass shooting, pressured to enact tougher gun regulations, United States President Donald Trump agreed to back legislation completely banning the purchase and sale of assault weapons to or from shooting stars. Explaining...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Meet President Donald Trump

Harry Maguire To Meet President Donald Trump

White House sources say that President Donald Trump is to hold conference talks with new Manchester United signing, fresh-faced, good-looking golden boy, and 'brick shithouse', Harry Maguire. The pair will talk on a variety of issues, including f...

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Funny story: Trump Condemns Flaunting White Supremacy

Trump Condemns Flaunting White Supremacy

In a national address following the latest racially motivated mass shooting by a man who claimed to be protecting his country from an ethnic invasion by Hispanics, United States President Donald Trump strongly condemned violently flaunting white supr...

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Funny story: Trump: All Caucasians To Be Dyed Purple To End White Supremacy

Trump: All Caucasians To Be Dyed Purple To End White Supremacy

BILLINGSGATE POST: This morning, in a display of chutzpah that defied transcendental reality, President Trump descended out of a cloud like an existential chimera. Something was different about him. On the lawn outside the White House, just before...

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