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Funny story: Psychologists Finally Figure Out How Bush Won Re-Election: Stockholm Syndrome

Psychologists Finally Figure Out How Bush Won Re-Election: Stockholm Syndrome

Psychologists and election experts working closely together for the past three years have finally determined how President George W. Bush won his re-election campaign: Stockholm Syndrome. Dr. Ian Schroeder of the University of Chicago, head of the r...

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Funny story: 76% of Humans work in Call Centers

76% of Humans work in Call Centers

A staggering 76% of human adults work in call center based employment, says the World Forum For Employment Statistics (WFEM).

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Funny story: Sydney Harbour bridge closed indefinitely

Sydney Harbour bridge closed indefinitely

A transport accident has left Sydney Harbour bridge closed for an indefinite period. During the morning rush hour a truck laden with 800 manholes crashed in the northbound lanes, spilling it's load over 5 traffic lanes and the railway line.

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Funny story: The King's Christmas shopping list for the insipidly wicked and earthy adult; includes green sex kit, trip on Spread Eagle Airlines and Fergus McCarthy confessional priest pocket pussy

The King's Christmas shopping list for the insipidly wicked and earthy adult; includes green sex kit, trip on Spread Eagle Airlines and Fergus McCarthy confessional priest pocket pussy

It was reported today that another profane shopping list produced in the bowels of some sordidly mundane and baroque satire writer with a swanky sense of humor has surfaced and landed on the shores of Spoof.

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Funny story: Rich Pay Lower Taxes Because They Work Harder

Rich Pay Lower Taxes Because They Work Harder

CAMBRIDGE, MA - A financial report released by Harvard University found that individuals with the highest incomes are paying less income tax, percentage-wise, than those with the lowest, and deservedly so.

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Funny story: Continuing ban of Alan

Continuing ban of Alan

The world wide banning of all Alan's from public buildings will come into force during the new year, said a politician with ambitions to being the king ruler of the world.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton to Help Homeless Men Straighten Up! Credits Roger Federer and George Clooney

Paris Hilton to Help Homeless Men Straighten Up! Credits Roger Federer and George Clooney

New York, NY - Paris Hilton announced today that she as part of her new goal to build a legacy of truth and justice, she is going to do something extraordinary. She is going to try to help people.

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Funny story: Prime Minister Buries Dog

Prime Minister Buries Dog

London -- Controversy continues to swirl around Number 10 Downing Street after recent admissions from Prime Minister Gordon Brown that he buried his dog, 'Tony,' alive.

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Funny story: Breakin' News, Yankeegate Break-In on Obama, Thompson, Paul, Huckabee, McCain, Edwards Campaign Headquarters

Breakin' News, Yankeegate Break-In on Obama, Thompson, Paul, Huckabee, McCain, Edwards Campaign Headquarters

Yankeegate is the latest Presidential political scandal involving an attempt to make sure all nominees on the November 2008 ballot are from New York.

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Funny story: Three Stooges Ask For Royalties on Curly Fries

Three Stooges Ask For Royalties on Curly Fries

"Curly would have loved these fries, and he would be glad for us to add his picture to each container, but if you are going to use his name, then pay us our due", said Moe, his brother. "I will be glad to do a commercial spot with Jack...

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Funny story: Mannequins Not That Smart, Survey Determines

Mannequins Not That Smart, Survey Determines

District of Columbia - Results from a recent Pew Research Center survey conclude that display window mannequins are just plain dumb.

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Funny story: Scott Boras: "I Go Back NewportBeachistan!"

Scott Boras: "I Go Back NewportBeachistan!"

New York - eTrueSports has just learned that super agent Scott Boras, after a week of humiliations, is quitting the sports representation business and will return to his homeland of NewportBeachistan...

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Funny story: Pacman Jones Moves On, Will Replace Katie Couric

Pacman Jones Moves On, Will Replace Katie Couric

New York - eTrueSports has learned that Adam "Pacman" Jones, the Tennessee Titan football player whose suspension for the rest of the NFL season has just been confirmed by the commissioner's office, wil...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Survives Ten Rounds With Six Men In Las Vegas

Hillary Clinton Survives Ten Rounds With Six Men In Las Vegas

Hillary Clinton survived ten rounds with six men in Vegas debate. Each of the men appeared wilted, stammering and looking for the exit. John Edwards seem to be standing at the exit ready to shoot off stage. Bill Richardson, who has issues with gaydom...

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Funny story: Questionable Songs Found On iPod

Questionable Songs Found On iPod

Brooklynite John Fortunato was unable to provide a believable explanation to his co-workers as to how a playlist featuring music by Ashlee Simpson, Clay Aiken and other gay shit wound up on his iPod Nano.

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Funny story: Light Beer Does Not Make You Cool

Light Beer Does Not Make You Cool

PRINCETON, NJ -- A study conducted by the Sociology Department at Princeton University has determined that drinking light beer does not actually make you cool.

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Funny story: US Airways Keeps Newborn Baby

US Airways Keeps Newborn Baby

PHILADELPHIA, PA--The airline carrier US Airways continues to plummet in customer satisfaction polls.

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