Psychologists and election experts working closely together for the past three years have finally determined how President George W. Bush won his re-election campaign: Stockholm Syndrome. Dr. Ian Schroeder of the University of Chicago, head of the r...
A staggering 76% of human adults work in call center based employment, says the World Forum For Employment Statistics (WFEM).
A transport accident has left Sydney Harbour bridge closed for an indefinite period. During the morning rush hour a truck laden with 800 manholes crashed in the northbound lanes, spilling it's load over 5 traffic lanes and the railway line.
It was reported today that another profane shopping list produced in the bowels of some sordidly mundane and baroque satire writer with a swanky sense of humor has surfaced and landed on the shores of Spoof.
CAMBRIDGE, MA - A financial report released by Harvard University found that individuals with the highest incomes are paying less income tax, percentage-wise, than those with the lowest, and deservedly so.
The world wide banning of all Alan's from public buildings will come into force during the new year, said a politician with ambitions to being the king ruler of the world.
New York, NY - Paris Hilton announced today that she as part of her new goal to build a legacy of truth and justice, she is going to do something extraordinary. She is going to try to help people.
London -- Controversy continues to swirl around Number 10 Downing Street after recent admissions from Prime Minister Gordon Brown that he buried his dog, 'Tony,' alive.
Yankeegate is the latest Presidential political scandal involving an attempt to make sure all nominees on the November 2008 ballot are from New York.
"Curly would have loved these fries, and he would be glad for us to add his picture to each container, but if you are going to use his name, then pay us our due", said Moe, his brother. "I will be glad to do a commercial spot with Jack...
District of Columbia - Results from a recent Pew Research Center survey conclude that display window mannequins are just plain dumb.
New York - eTrueSports has just learned that super agent Scott Boras, after a week of humiliations, is quitting the sports representation business and will return to his homeland of NewportBeachistan...
New York - eTrueSports has learned that Adam "Pacman" Jones, the Tennessee Titan football player whose suspension for the rest of the NFL season has just been confirmed by the commissioner's office, wil...
Hillary Clinton survived ten rounds with six men in Vegas debate. Each of the men appeared wilted, stammering and looking for the exit. John Edwards seem to be standing at the exit ready to shoot off stage. Bill Richardson, who has issues with gaydom...
Brooklynite John Fortunato was unable to provide a believable explanation to his co-workers as to how a playlist featuring music by Ashlee Simpson, Clay Aiken and other gay shit wound up on his iPod Nano.
PRINCETON, NJ -- A study conducted by the Sociology Department at Princeton University has determined that drinking light beer does not actually make you cool.
PHILADELPHIA, PA--The airline carrier US Airways continues to plummet in customer satisfaction polls.
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