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Funny story: Weiner Attorney Prepares Pro Bono Defense For Tony "Look At This" Weiner

Weiner Attorney Prepares Pro Bono Defense For Tony "Look At This" Weiner

BALL BUSTING NEWS RELEASE: New York attorney, Isadore Benvenudo, announced today that he is willing to provide a pro bono defense for the alleged depiction of the XXX rated photo of Weiner's weiner that has been displayed on the Internet. Agreein...

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Funny story: Obama's Special Economics Advisor and Nobel Laureate Peso Krugerrand Retires

Obama's Special Economics Advisor and Nobel Laureate Peso Krugerrand Retires

Berkeley CA: Professor Peso Krugerrand retired today as Chairman of the Economics Department of UC Berkeley after 50 years of teaching Keynesian economics. President Obama and Michelle made a special trip on Air force One to be with the administratio...

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Funny story: Penis Envy: President Obama Won't Touch Weiner With 10 Foot Pole

Penis Envy: President Obama Won't Touch Weiner With 10 Foot Pole

When asked if President Obama is calling for Rep. Weiner to resign, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney said today that the President is focused on his job, not on Weiner. With Minority Whip Nancy Pelosi now calling for the disgraced Weiner t...

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Funny story: An Open Letter to Barack Obama

An Open Letter to Barack Obama

Dear Mr. President, It has recently come to my attention that the Taliban may be training monkeys to attack U.S. soldiers. Everybody's talking about it. Even CNN has joined in the discussion. Now, I know what you're thinking - "Em, you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen." But my traffic-stopping good looks must make like a prom date and take a backseat for now. What we need to fo...

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Funny story: Obama Administration to Create 15 Million New Jobs

Obama Administration to Create 15 Million New Jobs

Washington DC: The Obama administration has devised a plan to add over 15 million new jobs to the US economy while being liberal, politically correct, maintaining a somewhat greener environment, reducing energy costs and employing computer technology...

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Funny story: Obama's BlackBerry Seized in Widening 'Weinergate' Scandal. Michelle 'Shocked!"

Obama's BlackBerry Seized in Widening 'Weinergate' Scandal. Michelle 'Shocked!"

A source within the secret service is reporting today that just before dawn an armed Congressional Team from the House Ethics Committee (HEC), swooped in on the White House and confiscated President Obama's Blackberry under a Federal Seizure Fatwa pa...

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Funny story: It's Official! Sarah Palin to Run in the Belmont Stakes

It's Official! Sarah Palin to Run in the Belmont Stakes

Sarah Palin, the firebrand republican ex-Governor of Alaska, has decided to run, and she hopes, win the prestigious Belmont Stakes. The Belmont Stakes, a thoroughbred horse race that will be held this year on June 11th at Belmont Park in Elmont,...

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Funny story: Obama Orders Troops to Defy Gravity

Obama Orders Troops to Defy Gravity

Washington,D.C. - President Barack Obama, sporting a noticable puance and an impressive set of man-boobs,has warned the nation that "the evil force of gravity is conspiring against the United States." He then vowed that he would use every possible me...

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Funny story: Governor Jan Brewer Is Blaming The Arizona Wildfires On Space Aliens

Governor Jan Brewer Is Blaming The Arizona Wildfires On Space Aliens

PHOENIX - The governor of Arizona was asked by the news media if she as governor is doing everything within her power to try and contain the massive wildfires that have already destroyed over 250,000 acres of land. The governor, who lately has bee...

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Funny story: Barack Obama has 'sworn off' salads until the 'scare' is over. Michelle can't give her's up

Barack Obama has 'sworn off' salads until the 'scare' is over. Michelle can't give her's up

President Barack Obama has given up salads until the e coli scare is over. In fact, he says he doesn't trust ANY vegetables these days. His wife, Michelle, says she is hanging on to her cucumbers and believes that the way she uses them has not ye...

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Funny story: Obama: Today is The Tomorrow You Worried About Yesterday

Obama: Today is The Tomorrow You Worried About Yesterday

Washington,D.C.-During his weekly radio address Saturday, President Obama calmly declared that "Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday." "All your fears about run away inflation? Gas prices through the roof? Seemingly no way out? That'...

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Funny story: Irish Mechanic fixes The Spare Beast

Irish Mechanic fixes The Spare Beast

Following weeks of speculation from literally tens of people, Irish mechanic Sheamus Obama reports that he has finally fixed US presidential protection party vehicle "The Beastie Boy" after taking it to pieces with a toothpick and barrel of Guinness.

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Funny story: Meghan Daum is Smart, Diagnoses Barack Obama's Stammer

Meghan Daum is Smart, Diagnoses Barack Obama's Stammer

In a recent column in the LA Times, writer Meghan Daum explained to America that anytime President Obama stumbles over his words, it's because of an "intellectual stammer." Needless to say, doctors were amazed that they had missed this diagnosis and...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Entire Roster Traded to US for Obama and Congress

Manchester United's Entire Roster Traded to US for Obama and Congress

Manchester United has announced that they have traded their entire roster to the United States for Barack Obama and the US Congress. "I just simply have had it with all the headaches that these prima donnas have given me", stated a relieved Sir...

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Funny story: Obama Nukes suitcase found in Irish Pub

Obama Nukes suitcase found in Irish Pub

The suitcase which allows the US President to activate nuclear weapons has been found in an Irish Pub. "We found the suitcase and threw it into the cloakroom to see if anyone would come and collect it. It didn't cross our minds that it would actu...

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Funny story: Obama Reaffirms Ties With Poland

Obama Reaffirms Ties With Poland

US President Barack Obama has ended his shirt European tour with a visit to Poland. Obama went to visit his ancestral home in Slomnaki, just outside Krakow in the South of the country. The President's first port of call was to the local pub where...

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Funny story: United States to Develop Own Exploding Melons

United States to Develop Own Exploding Melons

Washington, D.C - Caught with it's pants down for the sixth time in so many decades, the United States is set to develop it's own exploding melons in a desperate arms race which the communist Chinese are already winning. An embarrassed President O...

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