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Funny story: Bear Grylls in shocking anthropomorphism claim

Bear Grylls in shocking anthropomorphism claim

Bear Grylls, star of the hit reality TV show 'Man VS Wild', mountaineer and ex British special forces operative, has become embroiled in a shocking row following allegations of anthropomorphism by 'Survivorman' star Les Stroud.

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Funny story: Civilian Prez Mush to India - accept my offer to recognize LOC as international border and surrender Pak claim to Kashmir!!

Civilian Prez Mush to India - accept my offer to recognize LOC as international border and surrender Pak claim to Kashmir!!

Pervez Musharraf's hand-picked Supreme Court which was appointed by himself, after a declaration of emergency has delivered the predictably 'favored' res...

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Funny story: Iran Wants OPEC To Dump U.S. Dollar. U.S. Wants OPEC To Dump Iran.

Iran Wants OPEC To Dump U.S. Dollar. U.S. Wants OPEC To Dump Iran.

During the current OPEC meeting being held in the Middle East, the short loudmouth dictator/president of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, today called for OPEC oil producing nations to stop pricing oil in dollars and, instead, demand that the valuable blac...

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Funny story: Office Life: Researchers Link Gag Reflex and Career Progression

Office Life: Researchers Link Gag Reflex and Career Progression

Researchers from the Institute of Organisational Psychology have today announced the results of a lengthy study into career progression, and have controversially revealed an indisputable link between career progression and the gag reflex.

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Funny story: Canada's RCMP Defends Taser Torture and Murder at Airport

Canada's RCMP Defends Taser Torture and Murder at Airport

OTTAWA (FMLiveWire) - In response to public outrage at the death of the innocent Polish man tasered, tortured and murdered by Mounties at Vancouver International Airport last month, RCMP Commissioner William Elliott issued an idiotic statement on Sat...

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Funny story: Preparations Begin For The Most Important Holiday Of The Year: American Thanksgiving

Preparations Begin For The Most Important Holiday Of The Year: American Thanksgiving

LONDON - The fourth Thursday of November is nearly upon us and with it comes the most important holiday of the year: American Thanksgiving.

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Funny story: Fred Thompson Gets Plastic Surgery to Look Like Ron Paul, Doesn't Fool Anyone

Fred Thompson Gets Plastic Surgery to Look Like Ron Paul, Doesn't Fool Anyone

Washington, DC (AP) - Presidential candidate and talented block of wood Fred Thompson stunned his ten followers Thursday when he went under the knife of local plastic surgeon Red Torrence in an effort to make himself physically, if not ideologically,...

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Funny story: Musharraf caves in - makes concessions - agrees to set up democratic party-govt in Pakistan

Musharraf caves in - makes concessions - agrees to set up democratic party-govt in Pakistan

Tough-talking US Envoy, John Negroponte flew to Pakistan with an equally tough message for "Bad-boy turned good-guy turned bad-boy", Pervez Musharraf: End Emergency rule or risk losing US support.

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Funny story: UN Scientists Predict Extinction Of Human Race In 7 Years

UN Scientists Predict Extinction Of Human Race In 7 Years

(New York) - In a dire report issued today, UN scientists predicted the complete extinction of the human race in 7 years due to global warming.

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Funny story: New Government Study Finds Women Like Athletes

New Government Study Finds Women Like Athletes

A new government study costing $120 million found that women actually prefer male athletes over male coach potatoes, claims Department of Health and Human Services.

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Funny story: Miserable? Now you can call it AAD

Miserable? Now you can call it AAD

Doctor Lambert from the NHS has diagnosed that a lot of people in the country have been badly misdiagnosed.

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Funny story: Children to be reading by 6

Children to be reading by 6

David Cameron, puppet master of the British Conservative party has said that an important piece of information was missing from his latest statement.

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Funny story: The Queen saves country £5

The Queen saves country £5

Normally, on reaching a diamond wedding anniversary, one receives a card of congratulations from HM the Queen. These ornately figured, tastefully drawn cards designed by court calligrapher, Humphrey Smullet, cost around £4:45...

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Funny story: 2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies at 22

2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies at 22

Jessica Marion died today at the age of 22. She was well known for the cult like short movie from 2 Girls 1 Cup. She died from complication stemming from food poisoning traced to a Los Angeles street vendor from a tainted buttered corn cob.

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Funny story: Major league baseball to be sped up; violence added for perspicuously numb audience

Major league baseball to be sped up; violence added for perspicuously numb audience

The tireless innings that seem to drag on forever in major league baseball will now be a thing of the past according to spokespersons for the league. New rules will be garnered and enforced in the league to help retain and increase its fan base which...

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Funny story: Jungle Warfare breaks out in "I'm not a Celebrity Get me out of here!"

Jungle Warfare breaks out in "I'm not a Celebrity Get me out of here!"

Yes, the phone lines could well be rigged! Yet again, some kind of voting system has gone haywire. A has-been super-model (who knows what it's like to give birth!) from across the pond, has had various face-lifts, botox injection...

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Funny story: New baseball league formed to accommodate steroid users; NFL and National Hockey Leagues standing by

New baseball league formed to accommodate steroid users; NFL and National Hockey Leagues standing by

It was reported today that the commissioner of Major League Baseball, Bud Selig announced that there would be some major changes coming down the pike. One change addressed the problem of the rash of recent stars admitting to using anabolic steroids.

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