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Funny story: Trump Suggests Downgrading Hurricanes To Prevent Them Becoming Bigger

Trump Suggests Downgrading Hurricanes To Prevent Them Becoming Bigger

Donald Trump apparently forgot that two hurricanes that have been 'on his watch' reached Category 5, when he said, "I've heard of Category 4; I didn't realize that Category 5 was a thing!" "No, I don't see why we are allowing hurricanes to reach C...

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Funny story: Trade War with China Causes Trump to Increase Immigration from Mexico

Trade War with China Causes Trump to Increase Immigration from Mexico

In a bizarre turn of events, two seemingly unrelated issues, Mexican immigration to the US and Chinese-USA trade negotiations, are now intertwined with results that were completely unpredictable just last week. According to White House officials, US...

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Funny story: Trump Ex-Wife Reveals All His Secrets--Including His Biggest Hero!

Trump Ex-Wife Reveals All His Secrets--Including His Biggest Hero!

New York, NY In an exclusive interview (which cost this publication a pretty penny), Marla Maples, ex-wife of President Trump, revealed many unrevealed tidbits about Trump. It is thought that Ms. Maples is revealing all this in retaliation for Trump...

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Funny story: U.S. Border Policy Rebranded as Trumpcare

U.S. Border Policy Rebranded as Trumpcare

Not to be outdone by former president Barack Obama's signature healthcare plan commonly known as Obamacare, United States president Donald Trump has rebranded his self-initiated border policy of imposing criminal penalties for unauthorized border cro...

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Funny story: Trump Complains about European Hurricane Model Showing Total Destruction of Only Mara Largo In Florida

Trump Complains about European Hurricane Model Showing Total Destruction of Only Mara Largo In Florida

An angry Donald Trump sent several Tweets this morning regarding a European hurricane model that seemed to show Hurricane Dorian targeting Mara Lago, the resort owned by Donald Trump in Florida. The model shows Dorian coming on shore and somehow...

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Funny story: Even More Breaking News Than Yesterday

Even More Breaking News Than Yesterday

THE WIRED STREET URINAL Reporter: KR Schwartz August 30th 2019 This morning, Scotland’s first Minister Nicola Sturgeon announced the unprecedented action of nationalizing U.S. President Donald Trump's two golf courses in Scotland, Aberdeen &...

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Funny story: Trump Chastises Scientists For Never Agreeing With Him

Trump Chastises Scientists For Never Agreeing With Him

Science Town, USA President Donald Trump has spoken out against scientists in his latest statement. He is mad because none of the scientists would validate or verify all the things he made up. "That Danish lady trying to tell me that crazy wind p...

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Funny story: Queen Sets New Rules for Trump Visits

Queen Sets New Rules for Trump Visits

Buckingham Palace, London, England Queen Elizabeth, after finding the front lawn of Buckingham ruined after the last visit to the palace by US president, Donald Trump, has instituted some new rules.These have been necessary due to Trump's helicopter...

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Funny story: Trump Admits to Being a Racist but Not Nearly as Much So as Those NASCAR Drivers

Trump Admits to Being a Racist but Not Nearly as Much So as Those NASCAR Drivers

Pushing back against allegations that he is a racist, United States president, Donald Trump, stated that while he may have some racist tendencies when it comes to driving, he doesn't even come close to "those NASCAR drivers." "Granted, l like a li...

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Funny story: King Boris Dismisses Parliament

King Boris Dismisses Parliament

New UK PM, Boris Johnson, has asked Parliament to dissolve, calling it "undemocratic and inconvenient". Instead he will rule as a new monarch, having also dissolved Queen Elizabeth II in a vat of acid. From now on, the PM will be known as King Bo...

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Funny story: People Who Would Beat Trump if the 2020 Election Were Held Today

People Who Would Beat Trump if the 2020 Election Were Held Today

Ever since President Trump's dimwitted appearance at the G7 Conference, his popularity has been dwindling in the United States, and has hit rock bottom in the rest of the world. In the absence of a Republican candidate to challenge Trump, polls in...

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Funny story: Trump Stuffs Pie Hole With Brexit Food Of Champions

Trump Stuffs Pie Hole With Brexit Food Of Champions

POTATO CHIPS - POTATO CHIPS, CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH. COME ON EUROPE, EAT YOUR LUNCH. BREXIT! BILLINGSGATE POST: It’s no coincidence that President Trump’s favorite cereal is Great Britain, The Brexit Food of Champions. No wonder then, that for...

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Funny story: Trump's Taco Tax to Fund Wall with Mexico

Trump's Taco Tax to Fund Wall with Mexico

U.S. president, Donald Trump, and Mexican president, Manual Obrero announced a trade deal has been reached between the two neighboring countries. The agreement prevents a possible trade war and massive disruption in bi-lateral relations. Whether Co...

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Funny story: Kiss-a-thon part two: Melania moves to a Motel 6

Kiss-a-thon part two: Melania moves to a Motel 6

Photographic evidence of Melania Trump at the G-7 in France shows the look on her face due to an incoming smooch from Canada’s Justin Trudeau. Interpretations of her response are rampant across the internet. Eyes closed, she appears to be smili...

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Funny story: Trump Will Publish New Book, "Art of the Steal"

Trump Will Publish New Book, "Art of the Steal"

Mar-A-Lago, FL "Well, it looks like people really admire my business acumen since they elected me President even though I've lost a billion dollars. So I've taken some time off from my grueling job as President to have a ghostwriter pen me a new book...

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Funny story: Trump Will Run "The Apprentice" From the White House

Trump Will Run "The Apprentice" From the White House

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Donald Trump announced today that he will re-boot his old TV show, "The Apprentice," and it will be shot from the White House. On the new show, Trump will interview press secretaries, cabinet appointees, and any other of the...

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Funny story: Trump Insists That the Next G7 Conference Be Held at His Place

Trump Insists That the Next G7 Conference Be Held at His Place

Biarritz, France In an announcement that surprised no one, President Donald Trump wants to hold next year's conference at one of his clubs in Florida. "Everyone will be happy. We have waiters that don't bathe to wait on the French, we've got spott...

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