While the World Health Organization continues to manage the supposed ill effects of a volcanic ash cloud originating from Iceland, thousands of recreational drug users still on the Northern volcanic island are laughing at the havoc they know they cau...
Airports across the country are reporting higher than average number of people arriving at their airports, not despite the ash cloud hanging over Europe, but because of it. With every flight in and out of UK airspace grounded due to the ash cloud...
Icelandic Singer-Songwriter Bjork, is to re-release her single "Its Oh So Quiet", after the Volcanic dust cloud, that has come from the eruption of the volcano in Iceland, has brought complete silence to UK Airports. Strangely the song written by...
On Wednesday, the unpronounceable volcano Eyjafjallajoekull erupted for the first time in over two centuries. The last time it erupted it caused a mini-ice age in Europe that killed tens of thousands; and this time around, it is no less devastating,...
London - (Lava Palaver): Pals of Christmas Day pants bomber Omar Farouk Abdel-Muttalab are livid. Their SqueezyJet no-frills charter flight ploy to test-drive new surgical implant explosives has boobed. Thanks to some blasted volcanic eruption...
ICELAND: Ash clouds from Iceland's spewing volcano halted air traffic across much of Europe on Thursday. Not since 911 has the world seen such a large-scale grounding of flights. Residents of Iceland have been watching their local volcano become...
Soon-to-be-replaced Prime Minister Gordon Brown has promised severe penalties for Iceland if they do not stop their volcanoes from spewing ash over northern Europe, which is causing havoc to airlines and threatening asthma sufferers. Mr Brown has...
Iceland are being accused of using weapons of mass disruption after a gigantic cloud of volcanic ash made its way across from Iceland. President Obama is watching the situation closely as he might decide to take action against Iceland, for using a we...
It was pints of scrumpy all round this afternoon at the Cockwell Inn at Shard as local farmers Sam Niblett and Barney Howell toasted their best ever practical joke. "It wuz a bloody corker!" raved Sam as he raised his glass of scrumpy. It trans...
As expected the recent natural eruption of a volcano in Iceland has brought out the Al Gores of the world. The event has puked out tons of noxious ash blotting out the sun and grounding air traffic not to mention causing potential air contaminati...
Iceland has found a novel way of repaying the UK the billions owed after the collapse of Icesave in the form of smoke and ash - albeit by accident. The debt ridden country has always been reluctant to pay back money to the UK so decided to ask eac...
Reykjavik - (Ashes to Ashes): Reporting about the massive poison gas cloud threat from the Eyjafjallajoekull glacier volcano is being deliberately obscured. Toxic news items surrounding Michael Jackson's son Prince Michael II, aka Blanket, are bei...
Due to one rather untimely volcanic eruption in Iceland, and with what may now also be an extended grounding for air travel into and out of the UK, those wishing to travel where neither tires nor trains go, has become just a little problematic. B...
A General Election Debate in the UK is the cause of A General Eruption of a Volcano in Iceland. The volcanic eruption has caused a massive cloud of volcanic dust above the atmosphere which has led to the disruption of flights in the UK. Paddy Ashd...
Relations between the UK and Iceland have descended to an all time low as the tiny island nation appears to have fired one of its volcanoes at the British Government. While politicians in Reykjavik have been silent on the issue, Professor David P...
British Airways staff are said to be back on strike today, after making a virgin sacrifice to the volcanic Goddess Pele. In return Pele has coated British air space in volcanic ash, grounding almost every flight across Great Britain. This is...
Icelandic volcanic ash alert grounds UK flights - Tension between the UK and Iceland is running high today after Iceland filed a claim in the International courts demanding that countries pay for the volcanic ash currently falling across Europe and d...
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