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Funny story: General Election in UK causes General Eruption in Iceland

General Election in UK causes General Eruption in Iceland

A General Election Debate in the UK is the cause of A General Eruption of a Volcano in Iceland. The volcanic eruption has caused a massive cloud of volcanic dust above the atmosphere which has led to the disruption of flights in the UK. Paddy Ashd...

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Funny story: Iceland Fires Volcano at the UK

Iceland Fires Volcano at the UK

Relations between the UK and Iceland have descended to an all time low as the tiny island nation appears to have fired one of its volcanoes at the British Government. While politicians in Reykjavik have been silent on the issue, Professor David P...

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Funny story: BA Staff make deal with Greek Gods

BA Staff make deal with Greek Gods

British Airways staff are said to be back on strike today, after making a virgin sacrifice to the volcanic Goddess Pele. In return Pele has coated British air space in volcanic ash, grounding almost every flight across Great Britain. This is...

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Funny story: Iceland demands 'cash for ash'

Iceland demands 'cash for ash'

Icelandic volcanic ash alert grounds UK flights - Tension between the UK and Iceland is running high today after Iceland filed a claim in the International courts demanding that countries pay for the volcanic ash currently falling across Europe and d...

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Funny story: Miracle rescue in Pompeii

Miracle rescue in Pompeii

Rome, Italy. In mind-blowingly staggering news, a person has been freed from the lava covered ruins of Pompeii, after the volcanic eruption of nearby Mt Vesuvius in AD 79. The gentleman, still breathing and conscious, was half smiling and praisin...

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Funny story: Volcano Holds Alaska Hostage

Volcano Holds Alaska Hostage

A volcanic mountain island in southern Alaska has been blowing its top recently. Mount Redoubt in the Cook Inlet has been spewing hot fumes and smoke for weeks now, covering nearby areas and Anchorage with ash. It has severely disrupted life in A...

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Funny story: Pacific Volcanic Eruption Narrowly Misses Spoof Pirate Ship

Pacific Volcanic Eruption Narrowly Misses Spoof Pirate Ship

A bit of a mad volcanic eruption out there somewhere in the Pacific ocean was believed to have only missed the Spoof ship, HMS Buggerall by a matter of inches. There is reportedly no cause for concern, since Earl Grey has finally submitted his rib...

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Funny story: Chinese nuclear submarine crash behind 'Tonga ocean volcano eruption' story

Chinese nuclear submarine crash behind 'Tonga ocean volcano eruption' story

Pacific ocean - (Seismic Fishy Tales Mess): A tense standoff between the US Navy surveillance ship Impeccable and the Chinese fleet's flagship Who Flung Dung nuclear submarine resulted in a massive underwater crash today. Pentagon sources immediat...

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Funny story: Oregon Is Varting!

Oregon Is Varting!

Grants Pass Gas, OR. - Scientists listening to rumblies in the tumbly of the central Oregon off- coastal area are reporting more than 600 gaseous emissions from a basin off the coast of Newport, OR, over the past 10 days.

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Funny story: Acne Medication Removes Volcano

Acne Medication Removes Volcano

Melikalikimaka, Hawaii (IPP) - Sientists at Hawaii's Volcano Research Institute (HVRI) have successfully removed a volcano by applying acne medicine to the volcano's surface.

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Funny story: Zion Oil woe as volcano erupts on Red Sea island

Zion Oil woe as volcano erupts on Red Sea island

Red Sea - (Disaster Mess): Dreams of riches and glory for Texas hydrocarbons midget Zion Oil suffered yet another major blow today as the company's prospecting drills were smashed to smithereens following the eruption of the Al Tair Island volcan...

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Funny story: Evidence of early technology found in Pompei

Evidence of early technology found in Pompei

Archeologists working on the outskirts of the site a Pompeii, famously the area affected by the eruption of Mount Versuvious, have discovered signs of advanced roman technology.

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Funny story: Italy's Catatonia airport closed as Etna erupts

Italy's Catatonia airport closed as Etna erupts

Catatonia, Italy - (Disaster Press): Italy's Catatonia-Fontanarossa international airport was closed last night as a precaution after Mount Etna began erupting ahead of expected massive seismic activity five thousand miles away at Alaska's Pa...

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Funny story: Eclipsed Pisces Full Moon to trigger deadly Pavlovian volcanic eruption

Eclipsed Pisces Full Moon to trigger deadly Pavlovian volcanic eruption

Alaska - (Armageddon Press): Astrologers meeting at the London Earth Mysteries Symposium have warned that the eclipsed full moon on 28 August is poised to trigger a huge eruption of Alaska's Pavlof Volcano.

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Funny story: Volcano's pavlovian reaction to Corrupt Bastards Club furor

Volcano's pavlovian reaction to Corrupt Bastards Club furor

Anchorage, Alaska - (Armageddon Press): One of Alaska's most active volcanos appears to be having what scientists have described as an 'anthropomorphic pavlovian reaction' to the furor surrounding the Corrupt Bastards Club and is beginin...

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Funny story: Volcano shoots sh*t up to three miles away

Volcano shoots sh*t up to three miles away

MANILA, Philippines (Rooters) -- A volcano in the central Philippines spewed sh*t everywhere early Tuesday, blanketing fields and villages as far as three miles away, but there was no immediate sign of a major eruption, scientists said.

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Funny story: Candyland Volcano Erupts: Residents Evacuated

Candyland Volcano Erupts: Residents Evacuated

Nostalgia, Candyland -- Long-smouldering Mount Jimmy erupted in Candyland today, imperiling the surrounding village of Lollipop Woods, which had to be evacuated. Mt. Jimmy spewed forth a rain of toxic jimmies on Lollipop Woods and set fire to many o...

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