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Funny story: Recesssion Forces The Treasury To Prop Up Small Businesses

Recesssion Forces The Treasury To Prop Up Small Businesses

As recession looms, small businesses and their owners are relying on the Treasury for support. Having sold the foundations of their businesses, the Treasury has been forced to prop up an industry which is quite literally crumbling. Small business own...

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Funny story: Poundland, Charity Shops Shares Up; Everything Else Down

Poundland, Charity Shops Shares Up; Everything Else Down

As the effects of the worldwide Credit Crunch, economic downturn, banking and financial crises finally took their toll, two areas of business showed positive signs amidst all the gloom this week - as every other organisation lost wads of cash, Poundl...

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Funny story: Cartoon Mouse awarded Nobel Prize for economics as world monetary system collapses

Cartoon Mouse awarded Nobel Prize for economics as world monetary system collapses

American economist and sorcerer's apprentice Mickey Mouse has won this year's Nobel economics prize, it has been announced. The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences said the award recognized his hard work during the Bush administration as chief advi...

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Funny story: Man Buys Sofa for Full Price, Retail Downturn in Tailspin

Man Buys Sofa for Full Price, Retail Downturn in Tailspin

Consumer confidence has hit an all time low in Britain with the announcement from home furnishings giant DFS that a man bought a sofa for full price over the weekend. Corporate spokesperson Polly Urethane broke the bleak news in an interview with...

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Funny story: Manchester United Slide Continues In Champions League Shut-out

Manchester United Slide Continues In Champions League Shut-out

Manchester United continued their poor start to the season at Old Trafford in the Champions League tonight when, amid the confusion over their opponents' name, they failed to convert numerous half-chances into goals, drawing 0-0 with Villarreal. V...

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Funny story: Recession hits doughnut business, cops distraught!

Recession hits doughnut business, cops distraught!

A big blow was delivered to the public today after Dunkan's Donuts and Kirsty's Kreme announced they will be closing all their premises worldwide because of the recession and rising prices of cream and icing. A spokesman for Kirsty's Kreme, who's...

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Funny story: London Money Managers Losing the Wife Along with the Shirt!

London Money Managers Losing the Wife Along with the Shirt!

As London Money Managers brace themselves for the gross losses from the world wide recession, they report that they have more to lose than the proverbial shirt. Lionel Squeezepence of investment firm, Cheathem Daly told this TheSpoof.com bizybody:

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Funny story: Food shortages cause a run on the "Doomsday" Global Seed Bank as crisis worsens

Food shortages cause a run on the "Doomsday" Global Seed Bank as crisis worsens

New York, New York - Because of the food shortages, blamed on the rising cost of oil, fertilizer and increased production of biofuels in Europe and America, nations that recently made contributions to the Svalbard Global Seed Vault have been forced t...

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Funny story: Bush invokes God, sprinkles holy water on journalists who say 'recession'

Bush invokes God, sprinkles holy water on journalists who say 'recession'

With consumer confidence slipping and gasoline prices soaring, President Bush delivered an unusually dark assessment of the economy at yesterday's Rose Garden press conference, saying the nation was in "very difficult times, very di...

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Funny story: American food and consumer goods manufacturing base unite to combat inflation by serving smaller portions and reducing packaging sizes

American food and consumer goods manufacturing base unite to combat inflation by serving smaller portions and reducing packaging sizes

Washington, D.C - Once again doing its part to help the America consumer in his or her time of need, the American and international food and consumer goods manufacturing conglomerates unite to combat inflation by serving smaller portions and reducing...

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Funny story: Ugly Bush is Clinton's Fault

Ugly Bush is Clinton's Fault

According to a statement realesed by Press Secretary Scott McClellan today, GW's lack of popularity with the ladies is due to a sex appeal recession - that the administration inherited from the Clinton era.

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