Buzz Aldrin has come clean and admitted that it should have been him that was first onto the moon. Forty years ago, man first walked on the moon, and that man was Neil Armstrong. However, that's not the way it had been planned. "On the trip up,...
NASA HQ, Groom Lake, Nevada - (X-Files Mess): Thursday's fortieth anniversary of the biggest, dirtiest lie in the history of space exploration will see Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin continue basking in the reflected limelight of their outrageous 196...
In a unique move away from normal American procedure, the US has decided to bomb a target not occupied by fellow human beings. A NASA space rocket has been sent to the moon to shoot a missile into a crater to allegedly see if there is any evidence of...
NASA HQ, Groom Lake, Nevada - (X-Files Mess): Officially it's Centaur rocket target practice on a particularly alien patch of the Sea of Tranquility. But NASA's proposed exploratory moon crater nuking by the unmanned robotic Lunar Crater Observati...
The space shuttle has landed safely on the Moon, where it was diverted after stormy weather prevented it from landing in Florida. Officials had cancelled the planned landing at the Lewinsky Space Center, and rerouted it to the easier Moon one. 'It...
Alastair Darling was left red faced in his estimation of the extent of the credit crunch when it was revealed that the New Moon would now be cancelled for the next three months. "In an attempt to reduce costs we have come to the decision to not ha...
Houston, Texas - NASA has announced it will put a man on the moon by the end of this decade. The rocket ship, aptly named A Pillow 13, will be launched on July 14 2009 and will attempt to arrive on 20 July 2009, the forty year anniversary of the '...
The European Space Agency (ESA) probe SMART-1 has, as expected, discovered the original moon landing site. The project's founder, Dr V. Beardly, was quoted as saying, 'It is really good that we can finally put those conspiracy theories to rest. A...
Art Press Feed - Artist Takashi Murakami, has signed a contract with the MOMA in NY to have the Oval Buddha installed on the Moon. Recession gloom sets down on the art world as ostentatious objects are hidden from public view. In an effort to q...
The moon has been the subject of great fear and alarm recently after a recently published report from NASA. NASA (National Arrogance and Space Atrocities) declared that by looking at the Moon for more than 10 seconds can in fact change your blood...
Cape Canaveral, FLA - NASA officials held a press conference earlier today announcing plans for a manned mission to the moon that will actually take place on the moon instead of in a sound stage in the Arizona desert. The plan was announced...
In a dramatic St Valentine's Day Event the Dark side of the Moon separated from the Light and slowly slipped off to its own orbit on the opposite side of Earth. Lovers all over the World stood and watched in awe and wonderment as the Luna Severin...
In shocking news today, NASA have admitted that the moon landings were fake, but not because they could not make it to the moon, but because the moon is fake. "We actually did go to the moon," said Professor Boffin of JPL's San Andreas lab. "But w...
Days after the news that a sequel to the hit movie about sluts was announced, more details have emerged about the Sex and the City sequel. Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis have all spoken about the dramatic chan...
Stock markets around Europe were stunned as sports car maker Porsche AG announced they have bought the Moon. Previous lunar ownership claims by both NASA and the Russian Federal Space Agency were dismissed by Porsche's Chief Executive Wendelin Wie...
NASA HQ, Groom Lake - (Dark Side of the Moon Mess): NASA's former CEO Mike Griffin is a top suspect in a Pentagon probe about the Moon suddenly regaining its former ancient magnetic field. Griffin, 69, is believed to have locked down 'vital' space...
Self proclaimed "Super Band" Coldplay, announced that they intend to be the first band to play on the moon today. Speaking at a press conference, Chris Martin announced the concert, and described it as another "World shattering historic moment in...
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