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Funny story: Shocking! H&R Block Subsidiary Gives Bad Tax Advice, Costs Client $19 million.

Shocking! H&R Block Subsidiary Gives Bad Tax Advice, Costs Client $19 million.

Like a drunk freshman at a frat party, a billionaire hedge fund manager has been f--ked over by someone who promised not to hurt them. In this instance, the f--king cost the, er... f--kee nineteen million dollars. The cad who did the f--king? N...

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Funny story: Tree Injured in DWI Crash Sues Ex-Nets' Jayson Williams. "If you are shrubbery or a foreign-born limo driver, expect to be killed," said D.A.

Tree Injured in DWI Crash Sues Ex-Nets' Jayson Williams. "If you are shrubbery or a foreign-born limo driver, expect to be killed," said D.A.

Former shotgun murderer and NBA also-ran Jayson Williams will have to pay $16,433 to the estate of a tree he killed in January, says a Kings County, NY Judge. In January, mere days after being sentenced for ventilating the torso of his limo driver...

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Funny story: Tea Drinkers Sue Tea Party for Giving "Tea" a Bad Name

Tea Drinkers Sue Tea Party for Giving "Tea" a Bad Name

The grassroots protests known as the "Tea Party Movement" have been the subject of increased national attention following a recent class action lawsuit initiated by American tea drinkers against leaders of the conservative Tea Party. Plaintiffs claim...

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Funny story: Rocket scientist to sue employer

Rocket scientist to sue employer

A UK rocket scientist is to sue his employers for unfair dismissal it has been reported today. Mr George Slackboldy has registered a complaint against his employers in London claiming that they kept confusing him when he made mistakes. "Every t...

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Funny story: Ian Huntley To Sue Prison Service For £100,000

Ian Huntley To Sue Prison Service For £100,000

In one of the most bizarre cases in the annals of the British legal system, it has been revealed that double-child murderer Ian Huntley is to launch a lawsuit against HM Prison service on the grounds that officers of said organisation were negligent...

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Funny story: What a Porker! Simon Cowell sued by Pig

What a Porker! Simon Cowell sued by Pig

Britain's last surviving coalminer, stunning Emma Czikai, has today announced plans to sue Simon Cowell for £30m lost earnings due to her failing to pass a recent Britain's Got Talent audition. Despite Czikai having the looks, voice and personalit...

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Funny story: British Petroleum Sues United States

British Petroleum Sues United States

New York City: Today British Petroleum filed a 50 billion dollar lawsuit against the United States in Federal Court. The suit, filed by the noted law firm of Flywheel, Shyster, and Flywheel demands that the United States pay BP for all of the oil that is now decorating United States beaches. Mr Rufus T Flywheel, Esq and Mr Milton K Shyster, masthead partners of the prestigious law firm were interv...

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Funny story: Churchill to sue - Oh Yes!

Churchill to sue - Oh Yes!

The estate of wartime British Prime Minister Winston Churchill is preparing to sue multiple parties including the creators of The Simpsons for what they are saying is breach of copyright. According to the Churchill Society newsletter, Mr Peregrin...

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Funny story: Man Sues Over Ice Cream That Was Too Cold

Man Sues Over Ice Cream That Was Too Cold

PHOENIX, AZ -- Ben and Jerry are being sued over ice cream that was claimed to be too cold. According to the complaint, filed in Maricopa County Court, Emilio Estanza-Gomez was enjoying an ice cream cone while driving his newly purchased automobile.

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Funny story: Man Files Defamation Lawsuit After Receiving Libelous Fortune Cookie at Chinese Restaurant

Man Files Defamation Lawsuit After Receiving Libelous Fortune Cookie at Chinese Restaurant

Samuel Guthry was dining with friends at a Chinese restaurant in Gooseberry, Kentucky when an otherwise perfect evening suddenly turned into the most humiliating moment of Guthry's life. "We were going around the table reading our fortune cookies,...

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Funny story: Vatican lawyers 'laugh at' US lawsuit

Vatican lawyers 'laugh at' US lawsuit

A lawsuit brought against Pope Benedict by an unnamed US man in Milwaukee was today the source of much merriment in the Vatican legal department. "I can't believe the naivety of this guy." laughed Paula Otherwun, a senior Vatican lawyer. "He genui...

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Funny story: Lipton Files Suit Against Tea Party Activists

Lipton Files Suit Against Tea Party Activists

BOSTON, Massachusetts - Facing a double digit drop in sales, the boiling-mad chief executive of America's predominant tea purveyor has filed a suit aimed at tea party protesters on the grounds of misrepresentation. Craig Lipton said his family sta...

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Funny story: California District Court Ruling Clears Way for Satire-fueled Lawsuits

California District Court Ruling Clears Way for Satire-fueled Lawsuits

In what was hailed as a landmark decision, the US District Court for the Central District of California, Los Angeles, decided in the case of Shatner vs. Buttick, that the use of satire is a form of assault that can cause immeasurable harm to an enter...

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Funny story: The Punk Band 'March Madness' Sues The NCAA Over Use Of Their Name "March Madness"

The Punk Band 'March Madness' Sues The NCAA Over Use Of Their Name "March Madness"

SEATTLE - The Seattle punk band March Madness has filed a $9.3 million name infringement lawsuit against the NCAA March Madness Basketball Tournament. Attorney Alice Swankston-McMule for the Seattle band said that her clients have been using the n...

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Funny story: Historic Canal A "Linear Obstacle to the Information Superhighway"

Historic Canal A "Linear Obstacle to the Information Superhighway"

The Ditchwater Canal, opened in 1760 and one of the first great channels of communication of "the great age of British waterways", has been accused of becoming a "linear obstacle" to the modern electronic information highway. A Court judgement has...

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Funny story: U.S. set to prosecute candymaker

U.S. set to prosecute candymaker

"Two hundred fifty-six billion cavities and counting", says the head of a Senate investigative committee on health and welfare, J.P. Piedmont Morgan, VI. "It's a dental disaster of the most decadent kind. We have indicted the candy industry for...

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Funny story: Woman Chokes During Oral Sex Demo

Woman Chokes During Oral Sex Demo

The world has fallen in love with the hot dog ever since its invention. This is especially true in the United States, where the amount of hot dogs Americans consume in a year is measured in hundreds of tons. However, thanks to the limp-noodle cult...

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