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Funny story: American Idol Shocker - Jennifer Lopez Reveals The Personal Reason She Wants To Quit

American Idol Shocker - Jennifer Lopez Reveals The Personal Reason She Wants To Quit

HOLLYWOOD - Bedroom Pillow Talk's Metzenbaum Kassenbaum has just broken the story that the newest American Idol Judge Jennifer Lopez is reportedly so unhappy with her new AI job that she is seriously thinking about quitting. Jennifer talked to BPT...

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Funny story: American Idol Premiers With New Judges Steven "Lips" Tyler and Jennifer "Tush" Lopez

American Idol Premiers With New Judges Steven "Lips" Tyler and Jennifer "Tush" Lopez

JERSEY CITY, New Jersey - The 10th season of American Idol kicked off with two brand new judges, Aerosmith's lead singer Steven "Lips" Tyler and the triple threat singer, actress, dancer, Jennifer "Tush" Lopez, aka J. "Tush" Lo or simply J.Lo for sho...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez' American Idol Shocker! The Latina Diva Took The Judges Job To Pay Off Her Husband's Bullfighting Debts

Jennifer Lopez' American Idol Shocker! The Latina Diva Took The Judges Job To Pay Off Her Husband's Bullfighting Debts

HOLLYWOOD - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that they have just learned the real reason why Jennifer Lopez, aka J-Lo signed on to be one of the judges on American Idol. According to T4 reporter Fauna Goobergarden it appears that Jennife...

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Funny story: J.Lo's "Down Low" Photos To Be Pub(l)icly Exposed!

J.Lo's "Down Low" Photos To Be Pub(l)icly Exposed!

LOS ANGELES - The newest judge on American Idol is already causing quite a stir courtesy of photos that were taken while she was married to ex-husband Ojani "Ouija Board" Noa. It appears that in the eleven months that he was married to the big but...

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Funny story: Scarlett Johansson (ScarJo) Admits She Totally Hates Her Nickname

Scarlett Johansson (ScarJo) Admits She Totally Hates Her Nickname

Scarlett Johansson has a message for all the paps out there, "Stop Calling me ScarJo!" She claims it sounds like she either sports an over abundance of scars or she is the queen of plastic surgery. At any rate she asks, "Can't you come up with someth...

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Funny story: Steven Tyler Says That He Can Hardly Wait To Sit Next To His Sexy As Heck Fellow New American Idol Judge Jennifer Lopez

Steven Tyler Says That He Can Hardly Wait To Sit Next To His Sexy As Heck Fellow New American Idol Judge Jennifer Lopez

HOLLYWOOD - It is now finally official. Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez have signed their contracts and will join Randy "The Black Pitchy Dawg" Jackson as the second and third judges on the hit singing reality show American Idol. Tyler is of cours...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Is Officially In As American Idol Judge and The Producers Deny The Rumor That She'll Need Two Chairs

Jennifer Lopez Is Officially In As American Idol Judge and The Producers Deny The Rumor That She'll Need Two Chairs

HOLLYWOOD - Well after negotiations that seemed to go on for two years, the producers of American Idol Simon Shindlebocker and Kyle Boot have announced that they have signed Jennifer Lopez to take Kara DioGuardi's place. Shindlebocker said that th...

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Funny story: J-Lo Releases Death Metal Album

J-Lo Releases Death Metal Album

Jennifer Lopez is hoping to be back in the charts this year with a new direction she describes as "shocking." Insiders tell us that this new direction is in fact deathgrind - a sub-genre of death metal that J-Lo came across on a trip to Norway rec...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Changes Mind after J-Lo Becomes Judge

Simon Cowell Changes Mind after J-Lo Becomes Judge

It didn't take long to get a reaction from Simon Cowell after news broke that Jennifer Lopez (J-Lo) is going to take Ellen Degeneres' and/or Kara DioGuardi's spot on American Idol next season. "I want back in," was Cowell's response. "I've been in lo...

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Funny story: J-Lo Sends Out Copies Of Her Ass As Holiday Cards

J-Lo Sends Out Copies Of Her Ass As Holiday Cards

A lot of people in Los Angeles and New York City among others are receiving a strange Holiday card his year, including hundreds of members of the paparazzi. It is apparently xeroxed copies of Jennifer Lopez' ass. "I get so tired of people talking...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Happy That Private Spanking Footage Cannot Be Shown

Jennifer Lopez Happy That Private Spanking Footage Cannot Be Shown

A judge that ruled in favor of Jennifer Lopez in a case against an ex-husband has made the actress and singer very happy. The court ruled that her ex, Ojani Noa, will not be able to use footage of the couple shot on their honeymoon or during the...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez on dangerous women

Jennifer Lopez on dangerous women

Jennifer Lopez spoke at a student conference at Harvard University to voice her concerns that some women in society are extremely dangerous because they are controlled by their DNA. She argues that women that are twenty-five years and older have...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Files Lawsuit Against Former Hubby Who's Selling Sexy Films Of Their Marriage

Jennifer Lopez Files Lawsuit Against Former Hubby Who's Selling Sexy Films Of Their Marriage

In a a lawsuit Jennifer Lopez claims that her ex-husband Ojani Noa is planning to release a movie about them from hours of footage he took of them while they were married. In the lawsuit, filed only this week in L.A. County Superior Court, Lopez c...

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Funny story: Nude Photo of Jennifer Lopez Mistaken for Missing Chihuahua

Nude Photo of Jennifer Lopez Mistaken for Missing Chihuahua

Posted on several utility poles and small shop windows around the upscale California community of Bel Aire, a blurry close up of what looked to be the triangular head of a Mexican Hairless Chihuahua buffeted by two pillows, was accompanied by three w...

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Funny story: J. Lo jealous of Jennifer Garner's babies

J. Lo jealous of Jennifer Garner's babies

In an exclusive interview J. Lo's friend and confidant spilled the beans to me about Jennifer Garner's babies. J. Lo's friend said that J. Lo made the comment that she was jealous because Jennifer Garner was having too many pretty babies with Ben.

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Breaks Seclusion, Seeing Bea Arthur At Night

Jennifer Lopez Breaks Seclusion, Seeing Bea Arthur At Night

Jennifer Lopez finally revealed to reporters why she has avoided everyone over the past several days. When speculation began about her having the Swine Flu, her manager insisted she make a statement. "No, I do not have the Swine Flu", stated J-Lo...

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Funny story: J.Lo's Mother's day surprise.

J.Lo's Mother's day surprise.

In less than a week it's that time of year again, the time of year mothers love, and children hate!...

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