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Funny story: Pilots Fly Better Drunk, Study Shows

Pilots Fly Better Drunk, Study Shows

Miami, FL - A study released this week by the National Institutes of Health reveals that pilots actually do a better job when drinking on the job or immediately before going to work. The study, due to be published in this month's issue of

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Funny story: Drinking and Driving: Where the only victims are the drivers themselves.

Drinking and Driving: Where the only victims are the drivers themselves.

As not only a proud supporter of drinking and driving, I think that people make too big a deal out of drunk driving. Who reading this has not had a few drinks and has taken the option of driving? If you have you understand how much better it is. Not only do you save the extra $50 you would have paid for a taxi, but that extra $50 is now availble in getting your self more hammered. Everybody...

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Funny story: Disheartened Pequot Teachers Stage "Drunk-Out"

Disheartened Pequot Teachers Stage "Drunk-Out"

Classes to continue despite suspension of entire faculty...

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Funny story: Drunk Tom Hanks Ruins Hill Family Reunion

Drunk Tom Hanks Ruins Hill Family Reunion

Decatur, GA - Decatur Police were called to the Oglethorpe State Park on Sunday in response to a disruption of the peace call. Upon arriving at the scene of the call, officers were shocked by what they found.

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Funny story: Jury Indicts Two American Pilots

Jury Indicts Two American Pilots

Miami Beach (AP) - A federal grand jury has indicted two American pilots for fighting and for y being drunk in the cockpit during flight.

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Funny story: 'Frasier' Finale News: Kelsey Grammer was Not Impressed With 'Friends' Finale

'Frasier' Finale News: Kelsey Grammer was Not Impressed With 'Friends' Finale

"I tell you, I'm the one who made NBC what it is. The bastards!!! " a drunk, bitter Kelsey Grammer shouted out of the window of his Manhattan loft, late Sunday night. "They give those kids hours and hours of TV time, I'm a mere afterthought. I won&#...

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Funny story: Drunk Dog

Drunk Dog

A dog and its owner allegedly had too much to drink, Mr. Avery, supervisor of an animal shelter claims. After lapping too much beer given by the owner, the dog entered the shelter, snarling and unfriendly. But with an aspirin, the dog was "peppy...

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Funny story: Tom Hanks A Violent Drunk, Friends Say

Tom Hanks A Violent Drunk, Friends Say

The most beloved personality of our generation seems to have a hidden dark side according to those close to him. Tom Hanks (not to be confused with Tom Cruise) apparently can't control his emotions once he has partaken of adult beverages.

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Funny story: I am Totally Drunk Right Now.

I am Totally Drunk Right Now.

Yes, I had a sort of bad day so I came home and enjoyed some wine in a box and it rocks and I like to rhyme but I don't have the time and tequila goes good with lime but the store is fresh out so my aunt has gout but little does she pout as I write about how drunk I am and I can still spell great because that's my job come Tuesday. It snowed hard today, and I hate snow like Michael...

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Funny story: Being Drunk Just More Fun, Geopolitical Study Finds

Being Drunk Just More Fun, Geopolitical Study Finds

CONNECTICUT-Yale University released the findings of its three-year long and much debated study on the popularity of drinking yesterday. Dr Bradley Denton, chief researcher and professor at the university, released the results to the public at a pres...

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Funny story: Sick to death of seeing people vomit

Sick to death of seeing people vomit

Is it just me, or as we get older do we have to put up with an increasing frequency of vomiters? I wouldn't say that I see vomit and hear vomiting everytime I step onto the streets. But when I do venture outside of my cave, it appears that I'm constantly forced to dodge the splatter against the lamp-posts. I step out of a night-club or a bar and what do I see? Drunk people and Vomit...

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