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Funny story: Fat Girl's Misleading Picture leads to Bar Fight

Fat Girl's Misleading Picture leads to Bar Fight

San Antonio - We've all looked for love in all the wrong places but don't tell that to Troy Martinez. Troy recently met up with a love interest from an unnamed dating website. "She was everything I ever wanted in a potential girlfriend she was f...

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Funny story: Madonna dating "Satan"

Madonna dating "Satan"

Photographs of Madonna passionately kissing model Satan Sux have been released. In the pictures, the 50-year-old singer is seen lying on top of the 22-year-old Brazilian devil and looking on as he towels himself down. The images appear in a 46-...

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Funny story: Win a Date With Twilight's Robert Pattinson

Win a Date With Twilight's Robert Pattinson

Good news for single Twilight fans - you can't now win a date with Robert Pattinson, the actor who played Edward Cullen in Twilight! Access Hollywood has just divulged the details of the contest. Interested females between the ages of 18 and 24 ar...

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Funny story: Peanut Butter Internet Dating Scam Smacked Down By Spoof Police

Peanut Butter Internet Dating Scam Smacked Down By Spoof Police

Spoof reporters tonight accompanied Spoof police officers on a series of raids targeted at internet dating site fraud. 'Quite often, what you see is not what you're about to get,' explained Sergeant John Sergeant-Smythe. 'I mean, it's ridiculous t...

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Funny story: Smell me? New Dating Line?

Smell me? New Dating Line?

In a remarkable combination of digital technology and the mating ritual, i.e. dating, engineers at Sniffme Corp have introduced scent transmissions to matching you with the "love of your life", or not. Combining digital technology, the ability to ana...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Dumps Benji Madden: "He Wasn't Hot"

Paris Hilton Dumps Benji Madden: "He Wasn't Hot"

Lasting longer that her usual "hook up", Benji Madden was kicked to the curb by Paris Hilton last night after an apparent argument over his first name, and his continuous wearing of that stupid black Fedora. What started as a verbal argument insid...

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Funny story: 'Carbon Dating' - New singles club for OAPs opens

'Carbon Dating' - New singles club for OAPs opens

Join today, and reap some of our benefits including; free candlelit pureed meal Alzheimer's sufferers welcome nude bingo every Thursday 50 brands of gin available at bar weak tea and boring biscuits also served Alzheimer's sufferers welcome bring-a-waterbottle nights colostomy friendly Alzheimer's sufferers welcome huge Louis L'amour & Danielle Steel reading room...

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Funny story: Dating: Stand Up Excuses Guide. #127

Dating: Stand Up Excuses Guide. #127

"I was making you a matchstick model of the Taj Mahal as an introductory showing off gift, when I inadvertently superglued my face to the ceiling. My faithful dog, Osama, noticed my plight, and attempted to dial your number then put the phone into speakerphone mode. Sadly he transposed the last 2 digits and I ended up calling a Double Glazing call centre. For 7 hours, I pleaded for them to cal...

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Funny story: The Meaning of Life Cracked by e-book Guru

The Meaning of Life Cracked by e-book Guru

Christine Carter, author of a series of e-books aimed at helping desperate women get laid, has discovered the meaning of life and it can be yours for just $77 dollars a month. Only last year Carter cracked the secret psychology of all men, much to...

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Funny story: Tin Knickers and Traffic Lights

Tin Knickers and Traffic Lights

A Manchester night club is trialling a controversial system of a clubber's availability for sex. The system involves and requires clubber's to purchase appropriately coloured armbands on the way into the club. It is hoped the scheme will reduce...

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Funny story: Gay Chubby Dating A Hit With Chubby Gay Men

Gay Chubby Dating A Hit With Chubby Gay Men

Literary, fat homosexual men are celebrating today, having found the website of their dreams: TheSpoof.com, a satirical news website with a more-than-average number of gay subscribers. Many of them found the site through a gay dating agency Gay Ch...

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Funny story: The unofficial Sex and the City guide to dating

The unofficial Sex and the City guide to dating

1. Always dress like you're a hooker. Even if it's the middle of the day and there's young children around, always put your goods on display, and put your best boob forward.

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Funny story: Carbon Dating

Carbon Dating

Radiocarbon dating, an innocuous fad scientists had developed decades ago has now turned into a multi-million dollar industry. Hundreds of dating services and sites all over the world now cater to finding people with carbon partners.

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Funny story: Never Get A Date With These 3 Hairstyles.

Never Get A Date With These 3 Hairstyles.

Expert psychologists from Boston's Behavioral Signalization Institute of Hair Science have finished a 3 year long study involving 500 people that tests what affect hairstyles and beards have on their validity and taken seriousness out in the real...

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Funny story: Teenagers Select Best Places for Dates

Teenagers Select Best Places for Dates

Teenagers across the United States were ask to vote on their favorite places to take a date. The survey required them to be specific; in other words, they could not say "the mall," but had to pick a specific mall. After auditing over 128,...

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Funny story: Joe Jonas Dates Fan

Joe Jonas Dates Fan

Joe Jonas, of pop sensations The Jonas Brothers fame, has recently said in an interview with Jena Laverty that he is yes indeed dating a fan.

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Funny story: Sticky-End Date-u-lator

Sticky-End Date-u-lator

Doc Martin, a recluse from Essex, has designed a computer programme able to predict snuff-it dates based on what he calls The Sticky-End Factor i.e. the more enemies you have - the more likelihood there is of you meeting a sticky-end!...

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