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Funny story: Parabolic Microphone Reveals Paulson Bailout Plan

Parabolic Microphone Reveals Paulson Bailout Plan

During testimony to the Senate Banking Committee regarding the 800 Bn USD bailout package, a covertly placed parabolic microphone and recorder have finally been accessed. The shocking transcript of the recording, although somewhat damaged by the...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Unveils US Economy Rescue Plan

Arnold Schwarzenegger Unveils US Economy Rescue Plan

Los Angeles governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has today unveiled alternative plans for the rescue of the US economy, after first telling White House staff that the $700billion plan put forward by President Bush, was "bullshit". The US is in the midst...

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Funny story: Penniless Spoof Writer Takes Job with ACORN,Regains 20% of Capital Losses!

Penniless Spoof Writer Takes Job with ACORN,Regains 20% of Capital Losses!

Somewhere in SC on a Chicken Processing Plant/Agricultural News - Financially devastated by the recent Global Meltdown, an impoverished Spoof contributer, EZ Writer, in a Faustian inspired move, joined the ACORN Get Out the Vote Team to put food mo...

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Funny story: Brother can you spare a billion? Fed lends to companies in emergency move

Brother can you spare a billion? Fed lends to companies in emergency move

The mad orgy at the nation's federal currency printing press continues this week, as Congress realizes that the more money they give even to companies, the more that comes right back in taxes. When a condescending meek voice shouted from the back...

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Funny story: Bush Under House Arrest to Prevent Economic Speech to the Nation

Bush Under House Arrest to Prevent Economic Speech to the Nation

Americans and world citizens have lost so much money in the Bush depression, that a unanimous vote of sensible people has mandated that Bush be locked in the White House basement and not allowed to cause any more damage to civilization. Fortuna...

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Funny story: AIG gets an additional 37.8 billion to cover bar tab

AIG gets an additional 37.8 billion to cover bar tab

New York, New York - The Federal Reserve of New York just extended an additional 37.8 billion dollar line of credit to the financially troubled AIG, after it was initially lent 85 billion dollars just weeks ago. The NY Fed deemed the additional 3...

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Funny story: UK Banks Do the "Bailout Boogy"

UK Banks Do the "Bailout Boogy"

The dire day of reckoning has come for all the many prestigious old financial institutions of the United Kingdom as they face the heady realization that UK people are vulnerably softened by the American bailout to tolerate their own UK bailout - "Lik...

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Funny story: How John Saved Wall Street

How John Saved Wall Street

John McCain was the reason Wall Street roared back. During the plunge earlier this week, panic did set in but then the oldsters of Wall Street turned in desperation to the inspiring forecast of McCain who turns out to be older than money itself - older even than credit. "Yes," humbly confided McCain, "I was around back when 'Wall Street' was just 'Wampum Path' used by them Manhattan Indians for...

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Funny story: Amazingly Big Upcoming Bailouts!

Amazingly Big Upcoming Bailouts!

Inspired by the American taxpayer's eager willingness to bail out anyone having a tough time ...and deeply humbled by the American taxpayers generous willingness to commit not just his own tax dollars for the rest of his life, but also to commit his children's and grandchildren's tax dollars ...and also posthumously his grandparent's and great-grandparent's tax dollars (but not as far back as s...

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Funny story: Bush Scoffs at Bailout

Bush Scoffs at Bailout

The President urged his treasury minions to stop calling it a bailout and urged them to call it a 'monetary injection.' "Hell, 'injection' is a great word! That's what we're callin' it over t' Iraq - 'democratic injection.' Whah, hell, my daddy...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Proposes $100 Trillion Bailout

Schwarzenegger Proposes $100 Trillion Bailout

With the $700 Billion federal bailout set, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is calling for a follow up. The Schwarzenegger plan calls for $100 Trillion in new spending to prop up the economy. In the first phase, $1 Trillion is to be spent...

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Funny story: Fears Emerge over Bailout

Fears Emerge over Bailout

Fears are emerging over the impending bailout of American homeowners, who are short on cash, by the American tax payer, who it seems have more money than they can spend and more money than they should ever get to have. The BIGGEST fear is with fo...

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Funny story: Treasury now wants to bail out foreign banks!

Treasury now wants to bail out foreign banks!

There has been a 21st century epiphanenomenal revelation by President Bush and Congress that the pocket of the American taxpayer is bottomless - almost even, some are whispering, as limitless in available cash as Oprah - even after a wild Saturday ni...

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Funny story: Bailout Passes House, Paulson Crowned King

Bailout Passes House, Paulson Crowned King

Ok, now that the House passed the bailout plan, we're officially a socialist country. Thanks to George Bush, we're capitalists in good times, socialists in bad. Lenin would chuckle. Will the $700 billion (plus a billion and a half of pork barr...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Wants $7 Billion

Arnold Schwarzenegger Wants $7 Billion

PETALUMA, California - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has stated that California needs an emergency loan of $7 billion. This has got some people asking questions then as to why the full bail-out package is set at $700 billion. Taking the full dol...

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Funny story: Bail Out: Socialism For the Rich & Slavery For Us

Bail Out: Socialism For the Rich & Slavery For Us

They say that in a socialist state everyone is equal, but some people are more equal than others and the same seems to be true today as all of us now seem to have been set up to bail out the elite monopolising socialist criminals in Wall Street. I...

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Funny story: France Calls on $500bn Rescue Fund for Europe

France Calls on $500bn Rescue Fund for Europe

A furious French President, Nicolas Sarkozy, has released a statement demanding that the American taxpayer immediately cease its grossly greedy and unfair practice of only bailing out corrupt American financial institutions, and become world citizens...

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