MOSCOW, Russia - (Satire News) - The evil, heartless, leader of Russia is now realizing that his chickens have come home to roost. Putin, who has lost 17 pounds and is starting to look like a swizzle stick with ears, has gone into hiding. A close…
POLTERGIEST, Ukraine - (World Satire) - Russia's free news agency, Vodkavich, is reporting that a group made up of Ukrainian voluteers soundly defeated the pride of Putin's army, the 106th Russian Roulette Regiment. Vodkavich noted that the entire…
TUCSON, Arizona - (Satire News) - In the latest from Putin's evil invasion of the Ukraine, a C-5A cargo plane, loaded with 400 anti-Putin protesters has just landed at Tucson's Camel Hump Airport. The plane was packed with Russian citizens who dar…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice has verified that Vladimir Putin the Evil, has in fact bought 16 nude photos of the singer, dancer, actress Jennifer Lopez. Putin told a close aide that he has always had the hots for the hot Latina babe,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The FBI, The CIA, and The IUD, are all reporting that Russia's mad, crazed, out-of-control leader has been officially arrested. The Kremlin Voice informed CNN that Putin put up quite a fight, but after he was hit…
Not only did Donald Trump look like a celebrity when he was president, he was a celebrity! Now, dictators around the world have been seduced by The Donald. (Others want to use the definite article when referring to themselves as well: The Putin,…
A Russian insider who cannot be named has told this reporter that Vladimir Putin has only invaded Ukraine “for something to do while waiting for Trump to come back.” The Russian mole hinted that there exists a deep bromance between the two fascis…
THE VATICAN - (Satire News) - The Pope usually does not ever interfere in world politics, as he prefers to leave it to the world leaders, many of whom are nothing more than egotistic, arrogant, warmongering assholes (i.e. Putin, Kim Jong-un, Chang Fu…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Who’s calling the shots? President Biden seemingly was in full control of the White House’s Easter egg roll when he was interrupted by none other than the Easter Bunny. No. It wasn’t really an Easter Bunny. It was a staffer dre…
The Russian invasion of the Ukraine might be described as a continuing series of military mishaps. First their tanks got stuck in the mud, then they abandoned an entire column of tanks. They started abandoning Kyev, which was supposed to be their big…
Trying to better his image in the West, Vladimir Putin has released his personal line of men’s cologne. It’s motto: “Spray it on – you die.” A scientist who worked on the cologne recipe, and who refuse to be named, fearing for his life, gave…
Like his good friend Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin is a slow learner. After invading Ukraine, his military remains at a standstill, and his Russian flagship Moskva was hit by Ukrainian missiles and sank in the Black Sea. So Putin's next move? The…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Top CIA agents have just intercepted a top secret document from President Putin to North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, showing a plan that has Russia invading Sweden. It is no secret that the North Korean leader is…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki stated that POTUS recently called up President Abu Taboo Fashu, the Taliban president of Afghanistan. President Biden expressed his appreciation to Fashu for acting like a ci…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden recently sat down with BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx by the White House swimming pool and the two had a nice chat. POTUS was wearing blue Bermuda shorts and Taffeta had on a very skimpy two-piece…
Russian President Vladimir Putin announced a peace plan for Ukraine today. His proposal mirrors the vows of U.S. President Richard Nixon, who five decades ago promised an “honorable end to the war in Vietnam.” Putin addressed the U.N on Zoom afte…
Charles Koch doesn’t want to take his businesses out of Russia. Nothing says “I’m an American Patriot!!!” like supporting a land that is destroying lives and property. Russian General Mizintsev has said that Ukrainian “bandits” and “neo-Nazis”…
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