Social Workers concerned about the number of giant entertainment centers in trailer parks among low income wage earners in the South breathed a sigh of relief today after researchers proved that these entertainment centers, particularly the wide-scre...
WASHINGTON -- President Bush prepared to grant the traditional pardon to a gift turkey at the White House yesterday, but abruptly condemned the bird to death, accusing it of terrorism.
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A bipartisan coalition of Democrats and Republicans, both in and out of office, have united to stop what they call the "rampant excesses of sex and violence on television."...
Chavvies, townies, scroats, dillholes, kevs, neds, scallies, pikies, hardos” and “jippos”… these are just a few of the names of which the scum of the earth have acquired over the years in many different cities, towns and villages in this “marvellous” country that we inhabit. These non-educated delinquent, drop-outs have only obtained these names through their fecklessness, mindless violence and BA...
Recent reports stating that the second-in-command of Osama bin Laden's “Al Qaeda", the so-called “international terrorist group dedicated to opposing non-Islamic governments with force and violence" has made the Queen of the whole of Britain a target for terrorist attacks have drawn a surprising response from Buckingham Place, London today, after days of silence, reports our special...
OAK BROOK, IL - McDonald's executives today confirmed that sales of the company's new Chicken Selects chicken breast strips are down following their being banned by several major US corporations. The bans have been sparked by several instances of vi...
Mishawaka,WI: Sixth grader Anthony Russell is one angry pre-adolescent; in fact he's stark raving mad. His fits of rage have landed him in the principal's office 35 times this year setting a new Astoria Middle School record. While teac...
BROOKLYN, New York -- An angry tug-of-war over a rubber ball ended in tragedy yesterday when a 9-year-old Brooklyn girl fatally stabbed her 11-year-old friend.
Die Hard movie star Bruce Willis became so enraged by British TV star's Ant and Decs questions that he attacked them both in a savage display of violence.
WARNING: The story below is not funny. It contains obscene language, confirmation of blatant corruption, hints at violence, suggests bizarre sexual practices, details illegal fishing and epitomises 21st century greed. Do not read this story but please rate it with five stars.
You may have noticed in the news lately that we're currently in a crisis. That crisis is not drugs, poverty, or domestic violence. No, my friends, our nation is currently faced with a shortage of organ donations. As crazy as it may seem, in this land of abundance, violence, and abundant violence, we can't seem to get organ transplants to people who desperately need them, primarily due to l...
For those of you expecting to see Jesus get his freak on, don't go see the Passion of the Christ. It is not about his passion for Mary Magdalene. It is about scourging, flagellation, violence and crucifixion. The title is so misleading. I heard ''passion" actually meant suffering in Ancient times or something. Well, are they just freaky fetishists or what? We all know about...
Andy Capp was arrested early this morning for allegedly severely beating his wife, Flo, with a billiard cue.
George W Bush has admitted that he is "desperate" to take in a football match this weekend as part of his state visit to the UK.
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