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Funny story: Vampire McCain Announces 'War on Sun'

Vampire McCain Announces 'War on Sun'

From within the Bat Cave- John McCain, the self-proclaimed 'Dark Overlord of the Night', recently proclaimed a new evil villain in society: the sun. It was not quite surprising coming from McCain, a well known vampire; what drew attention was his...

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Funny story: Keith Richards Is A Vampire

Keith Richards Is A Vampire

New Yawk NY-- Keith Richards, famed guitarist for The Rolling Stones, said today he died in 1969 and is a vampire. The rock legend says he died from a drug overdose during the notorious Altamont Concert. A vampire fan jumped up on stage and helped hi...

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Funny story: Anne Rice Writes New Vampire Novel: My Sister, Condoleeza The Blood Sucker

Anne Rice Writes New Vampire Novel: My Sister, Condoleeza The Blood Sucker

Anne Rice has written whole series of Vampire novels. Her undead have been philosophers, rock stars and everything in between. But in her latest oeuvre, the blood sucking child of the night is the US of A's Secretary of State. Ms Rice outs her si...

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Funny story: Tories should be more like vampires, says Willetts

Tories should be more like vampires, says Willetts

With a keynote speech to the London School of Economics, shadow secretary for innovation, David Willetts - a man charged by the party with the unenviable task of its intellectual renewal - has finally found his big idea: the Conservative party should...

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Funny story: Michelle Malkin "Vampire Queen" Role To Be Cast For Upcoming Mexploitation Wrestling Flick

Michelle Malkin "Vampire Queen" Role To Be Cast For Upcoming Mexploitation Wrestling Flick

MEXICO CITY-A major Latin American motion picture studio announced earlier today that it has secured the rights to the Michelle Malkin book "In Defense of Internment" and plans to bring the story to the big s...

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Funny story: BBC apologises to Queen for "Vampire" film slur

BBC apologises to Queen for "Vampire" film slur

Fat cat bosses at the BBC interrupted a lunch of caviar and champagne at the Ritz to make a mealy-mouthed apology to Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth for a new documentary due to be show on the BBC, which shows Her Majesty to be a 17th Century vampi...

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Funny story: Garlic - Cure for Aids?

Garlic - Cure for Aids?

Santosh-nagar (Bum-Bay): After years of research and much hard work, the Indian AIDS (Acquired Intestinal Disorder Syndrome) Ass-ociation (IAA) has approved a much widely used "medicine" as the cure for AIDS.

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