X-Factor twins, John and Edward Grimes, aka 'Jedward' aren't really twins at all, and they don't come from Dublin, Ireland. They are in fact vampires from Rumania, from the Transylvania region, who were picked up by pop promoter Louis Walsh in Buc...
As the sun set on Transylvania Avenue in the ancient European city of Washingtonja, people rushed home after their day of working in the fields, such was their dread of being outdoors after dark in that part of the world, but one pretty girl named Monica stayed out in the fields, singing a song quietly to herself. 'Whistle while you work, Billie is a twerp, my blue dress is, in a big mess, can't w...
SALEM'S LOT, Maine - Researchers looking through recently released journals of famed sexual therapy team Masters and Johnson have discovered that in spite of the naysayers, they really did come up with a cure for homosexuality. Their studies had...
On her way out of the studio in Canada Saturday and accompanied by two bodyguards, Kristen Stewart first knew something was wrong when she suddenly turned and the two were missing. The next thing she knew, according to her story later, was that sh...
A source has told this reporter that Robert Pattinson and gal favorite, Kristin Stewart thought it would be a lark to go to see a real medium just for the fun of it, and inquire about vampires. Apparently they were told about an old lady in Canada...
Although the only place Howard Packer had ever seen a vampire was in the movies or the little kids at Halloween, Howard told Nashville police yesterday that he was attacked by one while on a recent visit to Las Vegas. "There I was", stated Packer,...
Twilight star Robert Pattinson today appalled and delighted in equal measure, his legions of teen girl fans all over the world by casually announcing that he doesn't wash his hair because he simply doesn't really see the point. Pattinson fan, Moon...
In the spoof today, many strange things are happening to the economy, the job market, Wall Street, and every economic indicator since obama made it in office on January 20th, 2008. Human beings are losing money like never before since the recession o...
In the meeting of the poorly written best sellers, the fantasy moms who have penned their way to big bucks and fame will collaborate on No Blood, No Sex...Almost All the Way at Hogswarts. The plot weaving mommas couldn't believe how much they had in...
Springfield PA-- A vampire cat has been discovered living in a Philadelphia suburb. The species is new to science and is given the Latin name of Felix vampirus. The vampire cat's name is Ginger and she is owned by a Mr. Fish. "Ginger was very st...
Metro Transylvania - Authoress of phenomenally successful money-maker "Interview with a Vampire", the queen of hard-bitten fiction took all her enormous wealth from the vampire series and bought her soul back from Satan. Next, in the most strategi...
Denver CO-- Vampires will meet in Denver next week for their own national convention. The vamps meet once every fifty years to make policy changes and elect new leaders. There should be no interference with the Democratic Convention. Buffy Legosi...
From within the Bat Cave- John McCain, the self-proclaimed 'Dark Overlord of the Night', recently proclaimed a new evil villain in society: the sun. It was not quite surprising coming from McCain, a well known vampire; what drew attention was his...
New Yawk NY-- Keith Richards, famed guitarist for The Rolling Stones, said today he died in 1969 and is a vampire. The rock legend says he died from a drug overdose during the notorious Altamont Concert. A vampire fan jumped up on stage and helped hi...
Anne Rice has written whole series of Vampire novels. Her undead have been philosophers, rock stars and everything in between. But in her latest oeuvre, the blood sucking child of the night is the US of A's Secretary of State. Ms Rice outs her si...
With a keynote speech to the London School of Economics, shadow secretary for innovation, David Willetts - a man charged by the party with the unenviable task of its intellectual renewal - has finally found his big idea: the Conservative party should...
MEXICO CITY-A major Latin American motion picture studio announced earlier today that it has secured the rights to the Michelle Malkin book "In Defense of Internment" and plans to bring the story to the big s...
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