Austria - Dick Cheney is in Austria for a very special operation to replace his heart with a new man-made pump called the VRSEX4U. Cheney has complained in recent days to friend and confidant Sarah Palin about his inability to have relations with...
On the first anniversary of one of the decade's leading news stories, top reporter Dick Dirtbox and a couple of his drinking cronies held a press conference to announce the latest developments in the continuing saga of the man with the world's larges...
Pop tart and singer Britney Spears admitted that she is upset that pictures of her naked crotch (taken when she exited a taxi in a short skit and without panties) were not selected as the Photo of the Decade or Entertainment News Story of the Decade.
Former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina defended her vagina this morning amidst growing speculation that it has aligned itself with the Devil's ends. Concerns were raised shortly after Fiorina joined John McCain's Presidential Campaign as a seni...
The area is electric with the news that eccentric recluse, noted satyr and voyeur, Fernando Monte Verde, The World's Most Interesting (& irresistible) Man was coming to the Grand Strand on a talent search for the woman with the World's Most Be...
Another recent corporate merger has led to the creation of a new line of products for the consumer. Vagifix and Colpaste companies will now combine their product offerings into a new multi purpose cream. Based on the science of combining only nat...
WHIRLPOOL, Washington - Madison Hickenkiss, the 39-year-old mother of 17 biological children has made national news as being the first American born woman to have her hoo-ha fall out, literally fall out of its moorings (so to speak). Mrs. Hickenki...
Following more than three months of exhaustive search, South Dakota officials announced the rescue of five European and U.S. teenagers who have been lost and feared dead somewhere inside Badlands National Park. Planned as a weekend hiking adventur...
BALLS-UPON-TILLY, UK - Satirical website TheSpoof.com today announced that it no longer would accept submissions containing certain words, plunging the online satire sensation into anarchy. Managing editor Dark Lowdown identified the four main wor...
Stovington, Vermont - The Vagina Appreciation Guild In North America (VAGINA) has released a study in which they claim that America's vaginas are grossly underused. Indeed, their interviews of 1,000 vaginal life support systems (women) showed disa...
Dudley, UK/ Swine Flu and STI News - Following a slow breaking UK story where a man from Dudley was forced out of his habitat that he had occupied for nigh on 40 years by an odoriferous fanny of a nearby neighbor, public interest in Yeast Infections...
Embarrassment on a monumental level descended on producers and judges alike of UK TV dance contest 'Dancing On Ice In Too Much Make-Up Without Knickers' when contestant Fanny Dripping fell over at the end of her sequence and exposed what has been des...
An unemployed Dudley man has been forced to move out of his council house in the town because of the rancid smell of his next-door-neighbour's fanny, it has been reported. Reginald Dorkins had lived in the same rented accommodation for more than 4...
DENVER, CO - Ditty Lynn Bestial told the press in a conference today that she "felt ravaged". The Denverite was implanted with the wrong embryo in a fertility treatment mix-up. In a bizarre twist, she has given birth to an elephant. Ditty Lynn...
OSHKOSH, B'Gosh - This morning on Wake the Hell Up America, Johnson Octopops let loose about his bitter break-up with the woman with the world's largest vagina, who he said, "would only beat me off... and smelled like fish." The television "person...
SACRAMENTO, CA - Ousted national beauty queen runner-up Chrissie Blujeans, 22, blew off her Sunday School lessons about forgiveness earlier this week, and decided to legally smite Miss Californication pageant co-directors Shauna M'Ogler and Keith Le...
WERNERSVILLE, PA - Kate Gosselin told "Today" host Meredith Vieira Monday that she still loves her soon-to-be ex-husband Jon; apparently, her hatred for whole grain pizza with mushrooms, onions, and green peppers runs even deeper. Police arrived a...
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