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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Prefers World's Largest Penis to World's Largest Vagina

Rush Limbaugh Prefers World's Largest Penis to World's Largest Vagina

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In a startling revelation, Rush Limbaugh has publicly announced that he prefers the world's largest penis to the world's largest vagina. "Look, folks," Limbaugh huffed on his show Monday. "I can't tell you how many times it's...

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Funny story: Lohans Va-Jay-Jay breaks silence

Lohans Va-Jay-Jay breaks silence

(West Hollywood): Long missing from the tabloids, La-Lohan's vagina is ready to mount a comeback. Kitty - formerly known as fire crotch - wants to prove she is ready to work. Often seen at night club openings and dining hot-spots, the troubled st...

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Funny story: Man With Normal-Sized Penis and Woman With Normal-Sized Vagina To Host Children's Show

Man With Normal-Sized Penis and Woman With Normal-Sized Vagina To Host Children's Show

MANHATTAN, KS - Local FFOX affiliate KFFA has completed contract negotiations with Jess Wright, Jr. and Kitty Purrfect, a man with a normal sized penis and a woman with a normal sized vagina, respectively. Originally from Manhattan, Kansas, the pa...

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Funny story: Scores Missing After Statue of Liberty's Vagina Breaks Loose

Scores Missing After Statue of Liberty's Vagina Breaks Loose

New York, NY -- An unknown number of VIP dignitaries are still missing today as the Statue of Liberty's vagina fell off into the New York Harbor with them in it. Officials are not sure how many dignitaries, including members of their immediate fam...

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Funny story: Doctor's Remove A Woman's Kidney Through Her Vagina

Doctor's Remove A Woman's Kidney Through Her Vagina

BALTIMORE - A surgical team at John Hopkins Medical Center recently removed a woman's healthy kidney through her vagina. This operation is the world's first such kidney transplantation of its kind. Dr. Hickory Boston Kettledrum, who performed...

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Funny story: Penis Monologues, Sequel to Vagina Monologues, Debuts on Broadway

Penis Monologues, Sequel to Vagina Monologues, Debuts on Broadway

The Penis Monologues, a sequel to the very popular and award winning The Vagina Monologues, is scheduled for a Friday evening opening on Broadway. The play has is about men and their relationship with their reproductive organs. All shows for the...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Vagina Diagnosed with Down Syndrome

Sarah Palin's Vagina Diagnosed with Down Syndrome

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's Press Secretary Meghan Stapleton has issued a press release which comes close to explaining the former Vice Presidential candidate's often puzzling comments and behavior. It seems Palin's vagina has been diagnosed wit...

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Funny story: Vaginas and peckers go virtual reality

Vaginas and peckers go virtual reality

Silicone vaginas and penises, part of a new virtual reality package offered by Microsoft Corporation makes its debut this weekend, and CEO Bill Gates, as usual, is behind the state of the art hardware and software for the game experience. Said to...

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Funny story: Palm Pregnancy Warning

Palm Pregnancy Warning

Medical doctors throughout the world today are mystified over what has been described as the first pregnancy caused by masturbation. News of the discovery traveled like wildfire and had the town's tongues wagging furiously about the allegation. Th...

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Funny story: Lottery cash to restore Parker Bowles vagina

Lottery cash to restore Parker Bowles vagina

Clarence House - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): The Heritage Lottery Fund has given £487,500 towards the £725,000 transformation of the Duchess of Cornwall's vagina after her disastrous 2007 hysterectomy operation. A Clarence House spokesman s...

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Funny story: Shaved Pussies End Muff Diving Tradition

Shaved Pussies End Muff Diving Tradition

Muff diving has been a world wide tradition, an Olympic sport and an adolescent rite of passage for generations. A new generation and hair removing creams and slick bic razors have promoted the almost universal practice of the Bald Eagle. The cha...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Spears Vagina

Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Spears Vagina

There was great excitement in the entertainment sector today when the results of a nationwide survey revealed that the vagina owned by Miley Cyrus is now more popular than that of Britney Spears. The vaginas, both very similar in design, are curre...

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Funny story: Spring Fashion: Painted Camel toes

Spring Fashion: Painted Camel toes

Paris, France: In a controversial and visually alarming display, Foofi, the designer enfant terrible, has introduced literally painted gentilia and buttocks as his Spring fashion line. Foofi's models paraded the run way with assorted garments coveri...

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Funny story: Zac Efron Tires of Smacking Vanessa Hudgens' Ass - Decides to Finger her Pussy instead

Zac Efron Tires of Smacking Vanessa Hudgens' Ass - Decides to Finger her Pussy instead

High School Musical heartthrob Zac Efron has abandoned his desire to smack co-star Vanessa Hudgens' bottom in favor of directing his attention towards her pet cat instead. The exuberant - some say, gay - actor had previously been publicly vili...

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Funny story: Doctors transplant Vagina

Doctors transplant Vagina

LONDON - Doctors have given a woman a new vagina with tissue grown from her own cat. "This technique has great promise we can make a new vagina from a pussy," said Dr. Eric Genital, who did a similar transplant in 2005 on a monkey at Mount Behind...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin to tour with the Vagina Monologues

Sarah Palin to tour with the Vagina Monologues

Sarah Palin is to embark on an acting career by touring with the popular theatrical show The Vagina Monologues. The spectacle-wearing, bouffant-haired airhead has had her vagina measured and it turns out that it is exactly the same size as her big...

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Funny story: Evolution in brain size linked to larger Vajayjay

Evolution in brain size linked to larger Vajayjay

The evolutionary answer to how human brains got so big has as much to with the vagina as it has to do with the skull! Evolutionary biologist, Pussy Galore has written a ground-braking research paper which argues that the incredible stretchability of...

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