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Funny story: "What Goes On In a Woman's Head" Study.

"What Goes On In a Woman's Head" Study.

A Duke University study has shown some insight into the mind of women. They have not 'cracked the code', but they are now understanding more about what women mean when they say certain things. Offering $1,000 to 100 subjects, researchers have found out the meaning to the following:...

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Funny story: Universities ordered to stop extreme-sports students

Universities ordered to stop extreme-sports students

Reacting to alarming evidence that Britain's universities are becoming a recruiting ground for dangerous and life-threatening activity, the government has issued new instructions to academics to monitor and report student engagement in extremist...

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Funny story: "How a terrorist hides" Laden lectures in London.

"How a terrorist hides" Laden lectures in London.

At the invitation of Lord Tough-Buck, Chancellor of DeeDee University London, Mr and Sheik Osama Bin Laden gave a speech in front of five distinguished guests that includes Ms. Rice, Mr. Blair, Mr. Chaney, Mr. Scooter and Mr. Bush.

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Funny story: University of North Dakota Changes Team Name

University of North Dakota Changes Team Name

The University of North Dakota, in an effort to appease the NCAA, has changed the name of it's teams from "The Fighting Sioux" to "The Violent Italian Mafioso."...

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Funny story: Bush plants spies at top UK universities

Bush plants spies at top UK universities

Oxford - (Academic Mess): So paranoid is George W Bush about the filing of imminent criminal harassment lawsuits against him and Dick Cheney by a number of American household name families that he has planted stooges in top British universities to sp...

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Funny story: The Intelligence Highway

The Intelligence Highway

Controversial plans announced today by the Shadow Home Secretary, the Rt Hon David Davis MP, promised to establish what is being called the world's first "Intelligence Highway" on the motorway from Oxford to London.

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Funny story: Study Shows Researchers Tired of Conducting Studies

Study Shows Researchers Tired of Conducting Studies

BERKELEY, CA (AP Newsliar) -- A new study conducted by researchers at the University of California at Berkeley has revealed that researchers are sick and tired of conducting studies.

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Funny story: The question that no-one can answer?

The question that no-one can answer?

Academics at the London University New Academic Terminology Information Centre (L.U.N.A.T.I.C.) have announced that their 20 year search for the "Question that has no answer" has finally ended.

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Funny story: Walking Backwards into progress

Walking Backwards into progress

Researchers at the University of Chicago have been doing a study to determine the best form of animal locomotion. The study resulted in an astounding breakthrough: Walking backward is not only the healthiest way but, also the most stimulating for the mind. I met with one of the leaders of the research group, Professor Richard Cockburn, to see if I could find out what was behind the study and why i...

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Funny story: University and College Students Protest Current Degree Plans

University and College Students Protest Current Degree Plans

College and University students in the United States have decided to form their own million man march on Washington to protest discrimination in the current degree systems. The students feel that the current system are biased and discriminatory to t...

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Funny story: Ex-President Bush Burns Texas A&M Science Building

Ex-President Bush Burns Texas A&M Science Building

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - College Station, TX - Today, upon hearing that researchers at Texas A&M University are combining statistics and chemistry to shoot holes in traditional bullet-lead analysis techniques and the accuracy of so-called "expert&...

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Funny story: University to Change Mascot

University to Change Mascot

Minneapolis, MN - After years of ridicule, the Golden Gophers will be no more. The University of Minnesota at Minneapolis has decided that, after decades of support and school spirit, the time has come for a change in mascots.

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Funny story: American Universities Join NRA

American Universities Join NRA

Washington, DC. - In what is being seen as a reaction to recent shooting events across the nation, a consortium of Universities along the East and Western Coasts have joined their South-Central counterparts in joining the National Rifle Association a...

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Funny story: Baby Look At You Now

Baby Look At You Now

Doreen Spanner is a proud mum today for her son, Damian (2), has become the youngest undergraduate at the world famous Uxbridge University.

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Funny story: Who killed Bob Woolmer?

Who killed Bob Woolmer?

On 18 March 2007, Bob Woolmer was found unconscious in his hotel room in Kingston, Jamaica. He was confirmed dead at the nearby University Hospital. The Jamaican police announced on 21 March 2007 that the death was being treated as "suspicious". Now the big question, who killed Bob Woolmer?...

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Funny story: Who Killed Bob Woolmer?

Who Killed Bob Woolmer?

On 18 March 2007, Bob Woolmer was found unconscious in his hotel room in Kingston, Jamaica. He was confirmed dead at the nearby University Hospital. The Jamaican police announced on 21 March 2007 that the death was being treated as "suspicious". Now the big question, who killed Bob Woolmer?...

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Funny story: Dartmouth College Faculty Demands Summary Executions of Men Accused of Hate Speech

Dartmouth College Faculty Demands Summary Executions of Men Accused of Hate Speech

Reacting to the drastic increase of male hate speech on the campus of Dartmouth College, the Faculty Senate passed a resolution unanimously demanding the administration immediately implement a policy of summary execution of any male accused of this c...

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