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Funny story: Government to target web piracy and provide 22 million new jobs

Government to target web piracy and provide 22 million new jobs

In a bold move, the government has today announced how it intends to combat web piracy and provide 22 million jobs to completely wipe out unemployment in Europe. According to the Minister for Web Piracy, The Honourable Long John Ooharrjimlad, the...

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Funny story: More Bad News: Unemployment To Be 100% By 5 O'Clock

More Bad News: Unemployment To Be 100% By 5 O'Clock

There was more bad news in the finance market today, as government figures revealed that Unemployment, already at a record-high, would reach 100% by 5 pm this evening. It's been a terrible time this winter, what with the Financial Crisis, Economic...

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Funny story: Unemployment Up But Top Jobs Left Unfilled In Dysfunctional Obama Welfare World!

Unemployment Up But Top Jobs Left Unfilled In Dysfunctional Obama Welfare World!

Princeton,NJ/ Employment Daily - While the nation's economy continues to tank and millions are threatened with loss of jobs, many top positions are going unfilled due to lack of interest by the country's 25-40 "me first" age group. In a new on line employment service enticingly named "Take This Job, PLEASE", founders claim many high paying, high profile jobs are just not getting filled for lack...

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Funny story: Big North Pole Layoff

Big North Pole Layoff

North Pole- Claus Corporation, aka Santa Claus LTD, has drastically reduced it's workforce right during the prime producing season. The bar rooms and taverns here are loaded with elves and reindeer as the region is reeling with the recent announceme...

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Funny story: Unemployment at an all time high

Unemployment at an all time high

Levels of unemployment in the UK have reached a record eleven year high. Coincidentally most of those still visiting their dole office from that period have experienced a similar eleven year high. It should come as no surprise to an average UK wo...

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Funny story: Unemployment figures set to rise

Unemployment figures set to rise

Unemployment in the UK has risen to a ten year high after job centres were forced to cut ten thousand staff. The cuts came about as the the home secretary, Ms Smith, announced a more streamlined method for using job centres in an effort to get the...

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Funny story: Customers now getting service at Home Store

Customers now getting service at Home Store

One upside of the deteriorating economy -- customers are now receiving service at Home Store stores. We met Jane Turner in the parking lot of the Akron (OH) store; an employee was loading bags of sand and gutter downspouts into the back of her SU...

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Funny story: Republicant Politicians: America's new Hardcore Unemployed!

Republicant Politicians: America's new Hardcore Unemployed!

US Republicant politicians have been dropping like autumn's leaves this year, falling all across the country. At the same time American workers lie in jobless devastation in every state of the union. Statistics speak for themselves: 1.2 million...

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Funny story: Michigan Professionals Train for New Careers

Michigan Professionals Train for New Careers

After more than 20 years of being a viable career option for many booger-eating, geeky, social outcasts, the professionals who have chosen to work in the field of Information Technology are now as much of a unemployed commodity as their engineering b...

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Funny story: Happy Britain Rejoices In Happiness!

Happy Britain Rejoices In Happiness!

British people are the happiest folks in the world, according to a report, with Powys in Wales, and Manchester at the top of the list of Britain's Happiest Places. Information from the British Household Panel Survey suggests that Britain fares bet...

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Funny story: Job Scare At Job Centre

Job Scare At Job Centre

There were terrifying scenes of pandemonium this morning at a local Jobcentre Plus office when staff and frantic 'customers' realised that one of the jobs on the Visual Display Jobpoints was genuine.

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Funny story: The Queen Signs On The Dole

The Queen Signs On The Dole

Today, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II went to her local Job Centre, and registered herself as unemployed.

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Funny story: Stagflation May Lead to Worklessness

Stagflation May Lead to Worklessness

Bank of England officials today were said to be sure that Britain was unlikely to go into recession any time soon not while there are words like stagflation about.

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Funny story: TV Weatherman Fired for High-Fiving Colleague Celebrating Deadly Tornado Outbreak

TV Weatherman Fired for High-Fiving Colleague Celebrating Deadly Tornado Outbreak

Little Rock, Arkansas -- TV weather forecaster and enthusiast Howey Carroll of Little Rock's KFUJ Channel 8 was fired yesterday for his unabashed, on-the-air celebration of the state's deadly tornado outbreak earlier this week.

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Funny story: Jobless forced into past-life therapy

Jobless forced into past-life therapy

Long-term EU unemployed are being forced into "regression therapy" in the hope that coming to terms with past lives will help them find a job in this one.

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Funny story: 80,000 US Jobs Cut, 7.8 million jobless

80,000 US Jobs Cut, 7.8 million jobless

The latest employment statistics for the US indicate that employers have eliminated about 80,000 existing slots. This means that even when the economy recovers, or gets a little bit better, or limps ahead more quickly, there are 80,000 job openings...

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Funny story: George Bush will soon join the ranks of the unemployed

George Bush will soon join the ranks of the unemployed

Washington Spoof News. With the end of his second term plainly in sight, George Bush is spending more time looking at on-line job search sites, and posting his resume wherever possible.

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