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Funny story: Wimbledon 2008 a strain on the NHS

Wimbledon 2008 a strain on the NHS

The annual Lawn Tennis spectacular at Wimbledon looks set to place a particular strain on NHS services this year, with demand for ambulances, heart pacemakers, defibrillators and ACE inhibitors looking set to outpace supply.

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Funny story: Hull City - Club Record Transfer Deal Imminent

Hull City - Club Record Transfer Deal Imminent

Football's most wanted manager, Hull City's Phil Brown is thought to be about to shatter the record fee ever paid by Hull City. The clubs two previous million pound plus purchases, Dean Marney and Caleb Folan have proved their worth but if Hu...

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Funny story: Maggot Murder Mystery Solved By Schoolboy

Maggot Murder Mystery Solved By Schoolboy

A mystery murder of an elderly man suspected of being killed by maggots, that has confounded police experts and forensic scientists for more than 7 years, has finally been solved by a quick-thinking schoolboy.

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Funny story: Can you spot a Shirt Lifter from the Type and Style of his Moustache?

Can you spot a Shirt Lifter from the Type and Style of his Moustache?

Yesterday at the University of Brown Eyes an incredible high percentage of Students decided that a particular style of Tache gave the game away as they debated well in to the night trying to establish if you where able to spot a shirt lifter by the s...

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Funny story: Hull City Get Easy Start

Hull City Get Easy Start

Premiership newboys Hull City have been given one of the easier starts to their first Premier League campaign, and expect to be top of the league by the beginning of September, says manager Phil Brown.

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Funny story: Dead parrot in dead parrot sketch wasn't actually, er, dead

Dead parrot in dead parrot sketch wasn't actually, er, dead

As the 40th Anniversary of Monty Python's "Dead Parrot Sketch" approaches, it has been exclusively revealed to 'The Spoof' that the dead parrot in said sketch wasn't actually dead.

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Funny story: Councillor says immigrants should be shot

Councillor says immigrants should be shot

Randy Gore-Bals, a BNP Councillor from the sleepy hollow of Bigot-on-the-Mould in Wiltshire, has radically suggested that all immigrants should be shot.

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Funny story: Michelle Obama; Still Bitter

Michelle Obama; Still Bitter

Atlanta (Reuters) - Speaking at a riverside picnic and Bar-B-Que Michelle Obama was suddenly interrupted by a swarm of mosquitoes. Recovering smoothly she proclaimed "yet another right wing republican attack".

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Funny story: Mansonette Plays Sympathy Card

Mansonette Plays Sympathy Card

In August of 1969, actress Sharon Tate was two weeks away from giving birth to a child. On the night of August 8th, she was stabbed 16 times by Susan Atkins and friends. She died pleading for the life of her baby. The last words she heard were &qu...

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Funny story: Big Brother Darnell To Conduct BB Orchestra At Royal Albert Hall

Big Brother Darnell To Conduct BB Orchestra At Royal Albert Hall

There was great excitement and anticipation last night in the Big Brother house, when, given a task to learn how to play an instrument, housemates discovered they each had musical ability, and formed an orchestra.

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Funny story: Sir Alan Sugar Fires Himself

Sir Alan Sugar Fires Himself

Self-made pratt and software tycoon Sir Alan Sugar, has confirmed that he got so carried away with himself during filming of the latest series of The Apprentice, that he accidentally fired himself.

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Funny story: Bush Vows Help, As White People Flooded This Time

Bush Vows Help, As White People Flooded This Time

(Cedar Rapids, Iowa) - With the water finally receding from a downtown area hit hard by flooding caused by a broken levee, most citizens of Cedar Rapids today expressed confidence that the Bush Administration would not ignore their plight the way the...

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Funny story: Door Opens For Future Manchester United Manager's Job-Phil Brown In Frame

Door Opens For Future Manchester United Manager's Job-Phil Brown In Frame

With respected Sunday journals reporting the impending departure of Manchester United assistant manager Carlos Queiroz, heading off to sunny Portugal to take over from Phil Scolari. It expected that the annual management merry go round,which is in fu...

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Funny story: Mugabe announces he will step down

Mugabe announces he will step down

Rooters Harare - Robert Mugabe today said he is prepared to step down as President of Zimbabwe.

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Funny story: Hulk & Panda Light Up Night at the Box Office

Hulk & Panda Light Up Night at the Box Office

(La La Land, CA) - Riding a wave of green steroids and martial arts mojo, The Incredible Hulk and Kung Fu Panda smashed M. Night Shyamalana-Ding-Dong's new film, The Happening, at the box office...

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Funny story: Global Warming Accelerated Due To Excessive Use Of Toilet Paper

Global Warming Accelerated Due To Excessive Use Of Toilet Paper

Scientists working on research into the effects of Global Warming have said that they believe the climate of the Earth is being altered due primarily to the excessive use of toilet paper.

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Funny story: Massachusetts Guv's Daughter announces: I am Choosen It!"

Massachusetts Guv's Daughter announces: I am Choosen It!"

Massachusetts Governor, Deval Patrick, the first African-American to lead the state has told the press that his lesbian daughter has announced that she is black.

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