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Funny story: U.N. Peacekeeping forces take over KFC

U.N. Peacekeeping forces take over KFC

Louisville, Kentucky - This city received quite a surprise when it was occupied to day by peacekeeping forces deployed from the United Nations. The mulitnational force from India, Sweden, Italy and Russia quickly overwhelmed the local police and Nat...

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Funny story: UN sends peace keepers to Fox studio

UN sends peace keepers to Fox studio

GENEVA - Secret UN leaders, according to my Swiss confidential source, have dispatched UN peace keeping forces to Fox studios to intercede between US forces and Fox studio security involved in a tense standoff. Currently US forces are in control o...

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Funny story: Copycat plunge as British nuclear expert in 120ft mystery death fall?

Copycat plunge as British nuclear expert in 120ft mystery death fall?

Vienna - (Fallout): "Absolutely no suspicious circumstances" was how one UN spokesman described the death of yet another UK official from the Comprehensive Nuclear-Test-Ban Treaty Organization. The mysterious plunge took place during tense discuss...

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Funny story: U.N. recognizes WalMart

U.N. recognizes WalMart

Bentonville, Arkansas - Today the United Nations recognized de jure what had long been known de facto. That WalMart, with more associate/citizens than 25% of the world's countries and having a revenue that if expressed as a GDP is the 24th most wealt...

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Funny story: Obama Goes to Security Council Over Fox News' WMDs

Obama Goes to Security Council Over Fox News' WMDs

President Obama spoke at a meeting of the United Nations Security Council yesterday afternoon in support of a resolution against Fox News' use of Words to Manufacture Disenchantment (WMD). "After the attacks of 9.11, 9.23 and quarter to ten this m...

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Funny story: UNFPA to open thousands of aspartame feeding stations to end hunger

UNFPA to open thousands of aspartame feeding stations to end hunger

NEW YORK - The UN security council announced today that it was ending world hunger. Around the world, thousands of aspartame feeding stations will be set up where hungry people will be given bowls full of pure aspartame to eat. Experiments have s...

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Funny story: UN council endorses nuclear curbs

UN council endorses nuclear curbs

New York NY - The UN Security Council has unanimously adopted a resolution calling for SUV neutering, in a session chaired by US President Barack Obama. The resolution calls for further efforts to stop the spread of those silly balls that hang dow...

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Funny story: Hugo Chavez Lets One Rip at U.N. General Assembly

Hugo Chavez Lets One Rip at U.N. General Assembly

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez delivered an address to the United Nations Thursday, then delivered a crack rattler that replaced the "smell of hope" at the world body with a much more pungent aroma, said witnesses. "It most certainly does not sm...

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Funny story: Back Room Deal at UN: China given Go Ahead to Finalize Purchase of Tibet

Back Room Deal at UN: China given Go Ahead to Finalize Purchase of Tibet

New York - Ban Ki-moon of the Republic of Korea, Secretary-General of the United Nations, promptly locked himself in his office bathroom after listening to yesterdays speeches by world leaders and refused to come out. Said the UN Secretary-General th...

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Funny story: The Arctic: Arena for the Final Battle

The Arctic: Arena for the Final Battle

Frank Miller put's himself in the thick of the escalating conflict; the battle for the Arctic's soul. UN and Global Policy At the end of their 3 day stop in the Arctic, (see the Spoof News article "UN arrives at Arctic on day 12 of sellout world tour") global rock stars UN and their charismatic lead singer Ban Ki-Moon have proved again that world class celebrities can change government policy.

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Funny story: President Obama Addresses United Nations: Cockfight between US and UK Inevitable

President Obama Addresses United Nations: Cockfight between US and UK Inevitable

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - A stunned United Nations listened silently as US President Barack Obama told a Peace Convention Saturday that the US Defense Intelligence Agency had intercepted over thirty coded cables from British Prime Minister Gordon Brown...

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Funny story: UN arrives at Arctic on day 12 of sellout world tour

UN arrives at Arctic on day 12 of sellout world tour

Global rock superstars UN arrived in the Arctic on the current leg of their World Climate tour and already frontman Ban Ki-Moon has created controvosy at a news conference. "The cold here is screwing with my voice! If there's one thing global wa...

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Funny story: Ban Ki-moon "asks firmly" to speak with Iran

Ban Ki-moon "asks firmly" to speak with Iran

The UN Security Council has been thrown into chaos with the revelation that UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon was "firm" in an email to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. The normally reserved South Korean, who once went without a pen for two w...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Forces United Nations to Appoint Oprah Winfrey As Secretary General

Barack Obama Forces United Nations to Appoint Oprah Winfrey As Secretary General

Barack Obama, the popular President of the United States, forced the United Nations to appoint Oprah Winfrey as Secretary General. Ban Ki-Moon, current holder of the position, voluntarily stepped down from the office due to the group of ACORN stormt...

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Funny story: Palestine to United Nations: "Did You Get That Thing I Sent You"?

Palestine to United Nations: "Did You Get That Thing I Sent You"?

Palestinian leaders announced Friday their disappointment in the United Nations' unanimous decision to abandon the program it had established to trade food and medicine with the rogue state in exchange for disarmament. The decision was reached upon r...

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Funny story: Waterboarding - Olympic Squads Selected

Waterboarding - Olympic Squads Selected

All the competing democracies have now selected and announced their Waterboarding teams. With a history stretching back to the Pol Pot regime in post-Vietnam Kampuchea and perfected by a number of countries since, Waterboarding is about to become...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-Il Told To 'Stop Being A Naughty Boy' By UN.

Kim Jong-Il Told To 'Stop Being A Naughty Boy' By UN.

North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il was told in no uncertain terms by the UN to stop being a naughty boy by launching missiles hither and yon and upsetting leaders of other countries. Jong-Il, who was allegedly born on a mountain top and who is known...

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