World leaders have come together today to discuss where to go with the policies on climate change. The meeting has taken place ahead of the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change in Copenhagen next week. The meeting was held in p...
The United Nations Security Council has today announced that the much-talked about War Crimes Trial of former British Prime Minister Tony Blair will definitely take place 'some time soon' and without a doubt, "within Mr Blair's lifetime", a UN spokes...
Not since the Boston Tea Party held back in the 1700s, which saw the loss of the British North American Colonies to General George Washington and the formation of the United States of America, has there been a crisis over drink. Back then it was t...
Louisville, Kentucky - This city received quite a surprise when it was occupied to day by peacekeeping forces deployed from the United Nations. The mulitnational force from India, Sweden, Italy and Russia quickly overwhelmed the local police and Nat...
GENEVA - Secret UN leaders, according to my Swiss confidential source, have dispatched UN peace keeping forces to Fox studios to intercede between US forces and Fox studio security involved in a tense standoff. Currently US forces are in control o...
Vienna - (Fallout): "Absolutely no suspicious circumstances" was how one UN spokesman described the death of yet another UK official from the Comprehensive Nuclear-Test-Ban Treaty Organization. The mysterious plunge took place during tense discuss...
Bentonville, Arkansas - Today the United Nations recognized de jure what had long been known de facto. That WalMart, with more associate/citizens than 25% of the world's countries and having a revenue that if expressed as a GDP is the 24th most wealt...
President Obama spoke at a meeting of the United Nations Security Council yesterday afternoon in support of a resolution against Fox News' use of Words to Manufacture Disenchantment (WMD). "After the attacks of 9.11, 9.23 and quarter to ten this m...
NEW YORK - The UN security council announced today that it was ending world hunger. Around the world, thousands of aspartame feeding stations will be set up where hungry people will be given bowls full of pure aspartame to eat. Experiments have s...
New York NY - The UN Security Council has unanimously adopted a resolution calling for SUV neutering, in a session chaired by US President Barack Obama. The resolution calls for further efforts to stop the spread of those silly balls that hang dow...
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez delivered an address to the United Nations Thursday, then delivered a crack rattler that replaced the "smell of hope" at the world body with a much more pungent aroma, said witnesses. "It most certainly does not sm...
New York - Ban Ki-moon of the Republic of Korea, Secretary-General of the United Nations, promptly locked himself in his office bathroom after listening to yesterdays speeches by world leaders and refused to come out. Said the UN Secretary-General th...
Frank Miller put's himself in the thick of the escalating conflict; the battle for the Arctic's soul. UN and Global Policy At the end of their 3 day stop in the Arctic, (see the Spoof News article "UN arrives at Arctic on day 12 of sellout world tour") global rock stars UN and their charismatic lead singer Ban Ki-Moon have proved again that world class celebrities can change government policy.
NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - A stunned United Nations listened silently as US President Barack Obama told a Peace Convention Saturday that the US Defense Intelligence Agency had intercepted over thirty coded cables from British Prime Minister Gordon Brown...
Global rock superstars UN arrived in the Arctic on the current leg of their World Climate tour and already frontman Ban Ki-Moon has created controvosy at a news conference. "The cold here is screwing with my voice! If there's one thing global wa...
The UN Security Council has been thrown into chaos with the revelation that UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon was "firm" in an email to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. The normally reserved South Korean, who once went without a pen for two w...
Barack Obama, the popular President of the United States, forced the United Nations to appoint Oprah Winfrey as Secretary General. Ban Ki-Moon, current holder of the position, voluntarily stepped down from the office due to the group of ACORN stormt...
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