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Funny story: UFOs Fight Zombies and Pirates in North Korea

UFOs Fight Zombies and Pirates in North Korea

PYONGYANG - It's chaos here! In its first 'proxy war' in decades, UFOs have descended on Pyongyang, decimating everything in their path with their plasma blasters and space lasers. While the UFOs, thought to be here at the behest of the United St...

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Funny story: UFOs Charge Ransom for Abductees

UFOs Charge Ransom for Abductees

Smithfield, ND - It appears even our extraterrestrial overlords are feeling the crunch in these tough economic times, as they have begun charging for the return of persons abducted in rural areas. "I got this call, and they were all like 'If you w...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Autopsy Led By Roswell Doctor

Michael Jackson Autopsy Led By Roswell Doctor

There was hardly a whimper today when news emerged that the doctor carrying out the autopsy of the now-dead King of Pop, Michael Jackson, is the same man that was in charge of the investigation into the so-called Roswell UFO Incident in 1947. Rosw...

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Funny story: Aliens, UFOs exonerated as Tasmania attorney general blames 'stoned wallabies' for crop circle formations

Aliens, UFOs exonerated as Tasmania attorney general blames 'stoned wallabies' for crop circle formations

Tasmania - (X-Files Mess): Forget those pesky, much-maligned crop circle-etching alien UFOs, they are entirely blameless. That's the verdict of Tasmania attorney general Lara Giddings who says 'mashed on opium wallabies' are the real perpetrato...

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Funny story: Astronauts Complain of UFO and Alien Spying

Astronauts Complain of UFO and Alien Spying

Female astronauts aboard the International Space station have been complaining that they have no privacy from the spying eyes of UFOs according to NASA documents leaked to the media. "Every time I get undressed for bed one of those UFO things is p...

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Funny story: Amid A Storm, LeAnn Rimes Calmly Talks Of New Book, UFO's

Amid A Storm, LeAnn Rimes Calmly Talks Of New Book, UFO's

LeAnn Rimes' new book, "What I Cannot Change, I Consult Grertzzg" offers her take on the serenity prayer. And these days, she's practicing what she's been preaching. "Give me the sense of a Hijonk, the courage of a Silent Blotnik and the calmness...

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Funny story: Iran-groomed UFO blamed as crop circle trashes Michelle Obama herbaceous border

Iran-groomed UFO blamed as crop circle trashes Michelle Obama herbaceous border

Washington AC/DC - (X-Files Mess): An alien crop circle that virtually destroyed Michelle Obama's newly planted White House herbaceous border was identified today as possibly the work of an Iranian-groomed UFO. The geometric 'Two Finger' etching a...

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Funny story: Grim Reaper UFO hovering over Buckingham Palace

Grim Reaper UFO hovering over Buckingham Palace

London - (X-Files Mess): A Destroying Angel UFO has been spotted over Buckingham Palace prompting fears that the Illuminati will go ahead with their Good Friday ritual sacrifice and top the world's longest running monarchy hoax contender Queen Elizab...

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Funny story: The Man Who Shot Down a UFO

The Man Who Shot Down a UFO

CANTONVILLE, NEW YORK - In a bizarre turn of events, a man shoots down an alien aircraft with a home-made RPG, as his wife records it on video camera and then disappears. This all happened sometime last Thursday, the man told WEIRD Weekly. I took a trip to his house up in the rocky Adirondacks to investigate. I was invited into the house and offered coffee. I declined, and asked to see the video e...

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Funny story: Cloaked UFO fleet massing over G20 conference centre

Cloaked UFO fleet massing over G20 conference centre

London - (X-Files Mess): A fleet of over 100 UFOs has been reported massing above London's X-Cell Centre under cover of the latest cloaking device technology ahead of next week's ultimate bankrupt vanity PR exercise the G20 Summit. "Earth's ancest...

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Funny story: UFO seen hovering over Jade Goody's home

UFO seen hovering over Jade Goody's home

Essex - (X-Files Mess): The MoD was swamped with reports of a UFO sighting over Jade Goody's house in Essex today amid reports that an extraterrestrial 'welcome home' advance party was planning to escort the ailing reality tv contestant back to her a...

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Funny story: Cheltenham race meeting doomed as UFO crashes on course

Cheltenham race meeting doomed as UFO crashes on course

Cheltenham, Gloucs - (X-Files Mess): Remains of an ominous mystery space craft were found burning on the racecourse track this morning. The Prestbury Park site said today it may now have to cancel its prestigeous annual race meeting to which hundr...

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Funny story: "UFOs exist" says drunk Cockney

"UFOs exist" says drunk Cockney

According to a drunk Cockney, UFOs do exist and aliens may already have landed on earth. Bert Bertson said, "Aright guvner, apples and pears! Oi've seen them UFOs with me own eyes. Oi was down the market the other day, at the butchers, and Oi had...

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Funny story: UFO gamma ray blast vaporises NASA's global warning satellite

UFO gamma ray blast vaporises NASA's global warning satellite

NASA HQ, Groom Lake, Nevada - (An Inconvenient Spoof Mess): "Hell, we are screwed!" was the only comment from NASA spokesman George Diller as the Agency's flagship Orbiting Carbon Observatory global warning (sic) satellite was blasted to smithereens...

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Funny story: UFO's Caused By Burped, Farted Soft Drinks?

UFO's Caused By Burped, Farted Soft Drinks?

A just released report from some hot air experts in the field, could explain that mysterious UFO sightings go hand in hand with a puzzling natural phenomenon known as sprites - flashes high in the atmosphere triggered by thunderstorms in clouds that...

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Funny story: UFO's Spotted in Central Park

UFO's Spotted in Central Park

New York - Low flying UFOs were spotted yesterday in Central Park. Mysterious coloured disks were reported at extremely low altitudes from zero to 6 metres, extremely rare for UFO sightings. More rare yet, the unidentified disks made direct physic...

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Funny story: New Atlantis sighting 'is pre-Lemurian UFO airport runway'

New Atlantis sighting 'is pre-Lemurian UFO airport runway'

Atlantic Ocean - (Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls Mess): Thames Estuary Airport backers are elated at reports that an Atlantean 'grid of streets' captured on satellite may be a 'pre-Lemurian UFO airport runway' and not the remains of the fabled ancient Cit...

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