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Funny story: Taylor Swift Divulges Her Illness

Taylor Swift Divulges Her Illness

MEMPHIS - Taylor Swift is presently in talks with Lions Door Pictures about the possibility of starring in the film A Fussin' and A Fightin' - The Tonya Tucker Story. The movie is based on the book Delta Dawn Does Da Darn Delta by noted country mu...

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Funny story: Governor Rick Perry Is Fed Up With Fellow Texan Ron Paul And He Has A Big Shocking Surprise For The 'Old Geezer'

Governor Rick Perry Is Fed Up With Fellow Texan Ron Paul And He Has A Big Shocking Surprise For The 'Old Geezer'

NORTH PLATTE, Nebraska - Texas Governor Rick Perry was up in Nebraska on a beef cattle selling business trip. The Lone Star state governor deals with one of the biggest steak providers in the entire nation Steaks 'R' Us. Governor Perry estimat...

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Funny story: Ellie James Sued By Artois Armond Gordon Over Envelope of Urine Critique

Ellie James Sued By Artois Armond Gordon Over Envelope of Urine Critique

London - British Rocker/Rapper/and unknown other genres man Artois Armond Gordon is up in arms over a recent review and dismissal of his self proclaimed classic Envelope of Urine. Writer for The Spoof, Ellie James, reviewed Envelope of Urine for...

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Funny story: Texas Spoof Writer Smashes Microsopic Alien Peace Delegation!

Texas Spoof Writer Smashes Microsopic Alien Peace Delegation!

Dallas, Texas - According to Homeland Securtiy officials 13 members of a delegation from the Saturn Moon of Phoebes were smashed when they accidentally tripped a Spoof writer on her way home from an evening walk. Officials say her nose and face smash...

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Funny story: Governor Perry Loses Noodle While Noodling Catfish With His Noodle

Governor Perry Loses Noodle While Noodling Catfish With His Noodle

In Texas back in May, as thousands of teachers prepared to be layed off due to budget cuts Sen. Bob Deuell said he's never noodled, but that the bill needed to be passed for the "noodlers of Texas." What is noodling? It is simply one of the more b...

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Funny story: Abilene: A Song Review

Abilene: A Song Review

Why wait until 2011 to review a song that was number 1 in 1963? Because I was only 2 years old then and since both my parents drank it was difficult for me to get my opposable thumbs working at the same time. Otherwise this would have been done much sooner! This song was written by two people, Bob Gibson and John D. Loudermilk, then recorded by George Hamilton IV. First problem with this song...

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Funny story: No more last-meal requests in Texas as executed white supremacist ruins it for the rest of death row's rat bastards

No more last-meal requests in Texas as executed white supremacist ruins it for the rest of death row's rat bastards

AUSTIN, Tx.--Lawrence Russell Brewer wasn't even cold and stiff from lethal injection late today before the Texas lawmakers started the ball rolling to end fancy last-meal requests. Brewer, 44, had requested quite a feed for his last meal includin...

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Funny story: The Indianapolis Colts Have Just Signed An Amazing 13-Year-Old Kick Return Specialist

The Indianapolis Colts Have Just Signed An Amazing 13-Year-Old Kick Return Specialist

INDIANAPOLIS - The Indianapolis Colts have just lost their second game and are now 0-2 and off to their worst start in recent memory. The coaches, players, and fans all point to the fact that the team is certainly missing the services of its star...

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Funny story: Perry promises to turn U.S. into the poverty-stricken powerhouse that Texas is

Perry promises to turn U.S. into the poverty-stricken powerhouse that Texas is

AUSTIN, Tex.--Governor and Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry is proud of Texas, often bragging that it's an economic powerhouse. Certainly, the numbers don't lie. Perry's Texas ranks 2nd in the nation in GDP and as a state, the Lone Sta...

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Funny story: Governor Rick Perry Bans Cigarette Smoking In Drought-Stricken Texas

Governor Rick Perry Bans Cigarette Smoking In Drought-Stricken Texas

AUSTIN - The state of Texas is experiencing the worst drought in fifty years as hundreds of windswept wildfires have burned a total of 3.7 million acres. Governor Rick Perry has taken time out from the GOP presidential campaigning to return to Aus...

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Funny story: Perry bills feds $349M for incarcerating "illegals"; Feds bill Perry $12 billion for being Texan

Perry bills feds $349M for incarcerating "illegals"; Feds bill Perry $12 billion for being Texan

AUSTIN, Texas - Texas Gov. Rick Perry has asked the U.S. Department of Homeland Security for nearly $350 zillion to cover the costs he says Texas has incurred incarcerating Mexican-Americans in state prisons and county jails. In a letter to Homela...

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Funny story: Texas Challenges the Obama Administration

Texas Challenges the Obama Administration

Austin TX: Texas Republican Governor Rick Perry and the Texas Legislature sent President Obama a somber ultimatum concerning the latest pronouncement from the Environmental Protection agency (EPA). The current governor, the great-great grandson o...

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Funny story: Insects to Blame for Fires in Southwest

Insects to Blame for Fires in Southwest

College Station, Texas - This week is predicted to be the hottest week in Texas on record. While it would be a great thing normally to be considered hot, in a sexual way, it is not great to be living in one of the worst heat waves in twenty year...

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Funny story: Non-Hurricane Don Got His Butt Kicked By The Texas Heat Wave

Non-Hurricane Don Got His Butt Kicked By The Texas Heat Wave

CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas - People in the Lone Star state coastal town of Corpus Christi, known as The Sparkling City By The Bay did not even bother going out To Home Depot or Lowe's and purchasing plywood to board up their windows. Lifelong Corpus Ch...

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Funny story: If Texas Governor Rick "The Electric Chair" Perry Runs In The GOP Primaries Sarah Palin Better Just Head On Back To Alaska

If Texas Governor Rick "The Electric Chair" Perry Runs In The GOP Primaries Sarah Palin Better Just Head On Back To Alaska

AUSTIN - The word out of the Texas state capital is that Governor Rick Perry has still not quite decided if he is going to run for the office of president of the United States. One of his good friends and fellow Texan actor Matthew McConaughey rec...

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Funny story: Texas Governor Rick "The Stick" Perry Says If Harold Camping Dares To Set Foot In Texas He'll Have His Lying Butt Arrested Faster Than He Can Say "Huh?"

Texas Governor Rick "The Stick" Perry Says If Harold Camping Dares To Set Foot In Texas He'll Have His Lying Butt Arrested Faster Than He Can Say "Huh?"

AUSTIN - Governor Rick Perry and his lovely wife Anita were enjoying a nice meal of fajita tacos at a local Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Austin when he was asked about radio talk show personality Harold Camping. Buck Yazoo, a reporter wit...

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Funny story: Governor Rick Perry Still Deciding on Run for Presidency

Governor Rick Perry Still Deciding on Run for Presidency

Rick Perry, current Governor of Texas is known for two things. He is a fan of fuzzy accounting, and he has great hair. Perry is considering running for President of the United States. According to a document found at Austin's Saxon Pub, the only r...

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