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Funny story: Senator on Panel Says NSA is Sex Obsessed

Senator on Panel Says NSA is Sex Obsessed

Whistleblower Edward Snowden's revelations about widespread surveillance conducted by the NSA confirm many people's worst fears: once-lauded principles of American democracy are in jeopardy. All U.S. citizens are all being constantly tracked, monito...

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Funny story: Two Captured Terrorists Spill The Beans On The Al Qaeda Organization

Two Captured Terrorists Spill The Beans On The Al Qaeda Organization

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The FBI has stated that the two Al Qaeda terrorists who were captured in Paducah, Kentucky two weeks ago have offered up a wealth of information on the Al Qaeda organization. An FBI agent who did not want his name revealed state...

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Funny story: Guardian editor hauled kicking and screaming to cold cell and bread and water

Guardian editor hauled kicking and screaming to cold cell and bread and water

Readers beware! The headline above is totally false, not legitimate investigation--which follows below. The record will be clear. It is not true that The Guardian's Mr. Rusbridger was later conducted into an additional, secret Home Affairs Commi...

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Funny story: MSNBC To Broadcast The Infamous "Terrorist Training Camp In Northern NH" Video Tonight!

MSNBC To Broadcast The Infamous "Terrorist Training Camp In Northern NH" Video Tonight!

New York, NY - Direct from the AP newswire comes stunning information regarding MSNBC's level of credibility. It seems a video, taken a few days ago in Central NH, of two men raking leaves, one of whom was doing karate stances and other martial arts-...

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Funny story: Arizona State Police Discover An Al Qaeda Hideout Near Yuma

Arizona State Police Discover An Al Qaeda Hideout Near Yuma

YUMA, Arizona - In what many local citizens are calling an unbelievable story, Arizona State Police have found a 15 foot by 20 foot wooden building that housed at least a dozen Al Qaeda members. Sergeant Cameron Moneymix with the ASP stated to the...

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Funny story: Overweight Guantanamo Prisoner Back at Guantanamo!

Overweight Guantanamo Prisoner Back at Guantanamo!

After being released from custody recently, a former Guantanamo prisoner is back after the once 420-pound Tarek El-Sawah was rearrested after his weight got below 275. "This is a total farce", stated a liar...lawyer...for the suspected criminal. "...

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Funny story: 'It's A Bum Rap Your Honor' Anus Al-Liby tells NY judge

'It's A Bum Rap Your Honor' Anus Al-Liby tells NY judge

New York - Suspected Al Qaeda terrorist Abu Anus Al-Liby has told New York Southern District Judge Lewis Kaplan that the CIA has framed him on multiple counts after roughing him up on a Mediterranean 'cruise'. Al-Liby - real name Nazih Abdul-Hamed...

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Funny story: Police Capture Seven Taliban Members That Were Living In A Boston Trailer House

Police Capture Seven Taliban Members That Were Living In A Boston Trailer House

BOSTON - State Police working in conjunction with local law enforcement officers have just reported finding seven members of a Taliban cell living at The Crabby Crab Estates Trailer Park in Boston. State Agent-In-Charge Latimer Waterball, 43, info...

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Funny story: Spoof journalist questioned at Heathrow

Spoof journalist questioned at Heathrow

A Spoof journalist, passing through Heathrow from Germany on his way to Brazil has been questioned and been accused of 'carrying material that could be of value to terrorists'. The document seized at Heathrow was called 'The Bible' and our man, wh...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Ummm Is Secretly Planning To Launch Newly Developed Fake Bomb At US

Kim Jong Ummm Is Secretly Planning To Launch Newly Developed Fake Bomb At US

Best Korea's Supreme Being, Kim Jong Ummm, hates American Idol. He hates American pie. He hates American Airlines. But more than anything else, he hates the fact that after 13 years, not once, NOT ONCE has he been invited to compete on Dancing with...

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Funny story: Jihadist Recruitment Declines Upon Revelation that Number of Virgins was Grossly Exaggerated

Jihadist Recruitment Declines Upon Revelation that Number of Virgins was Grossly Exaggerated

According to The Jihadist Daily, recent recruitment of suicide bombers has declined sharply following the revelation by Tamir Abd ul-Karim that there are fewer than 72 virgins awaiting the martyr in Paradise. "It's more like three and they're old an...

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Funny story: Bashar Al-assad Approval Rating At a New Level Low

Bashar Al-assad Approval Rating At a New Level Low

Damascus, Syria. President Bashar Al-assad's popularity is in an increasing decline. The 47 year old dictator was shocked to hear that most of the Syrian people disagree with his policies, especially those that aim to slay any opposition to his rule...

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Funny story: Sour grape news: militant French winegrowers suspected of bombings

Sour grape news: militant French winegrowers suspected of bombings

Carcassonne - A spate of bomb blasts in Europe's most ancient fortified town have been blamed on disgruntled local winegrowers whose mediocre plonk has been described as little better than battery acid. Months of inexplicable dynamiting of French...

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Funny story: British Cities To Be Protected By Barrage Balloons Again!

British Cities To Be Protected By Barrage Balloons Again!

David Cameron has announced a return of barrage balloons to protect the people of Britain's cities from the latest terrorist threat - model aircraft bombs. The balloons, already ordered from China should begin to arrive in Britain within the next few...

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Funny story: The NSA Is Totally Real You Guys

The NSA Is Totally Real You Guys

DES MOINES- A man has emerged to expose the notorious NSA which is a government agency made to spy on YOU. That's right they're spying on you right now. Somewhere in Utah, a man just made note that you are reading an article on a website titled...

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Funny story: Device that detects GMO food ruled terrorist

Device that detects GMO food ruled terrorist

Washington DC - The FDA today ruled that a new device that detects contaminated food is a terrorist device since it can be used to damage corporations producing GMO foods. Dr. Strange Death, spokesman for the FDA, made the announcement to a packed...

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Funny story: I can't believe it's not terrorism!

I can't believe it's not terrorism!

Police looking into the tragic death of a 79-year-old man from Liverpool, now say that they are seriously considering treating the matter as an act of terrorism. The man (who may also have been a terrorist) was severely wounded in the incident and he...

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