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Funny story: Federer's $10 million bung to throw Berdych match?

Federer's $10 million bung to throw Berdych match?

Wimbledon - (Grand Slam Mess): Was world No 1 seed Roger Federer seduced with a whopping great big backhander to throw yesterday's Wimbledon quarter finals against Czech sensation Tomas Berdych? "Categorically not!" was the Federer camp response t...

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Funny story: Andy Murray To Shove Vuvuzela Up Rafa Nadal's Arse

Andy Murray To Shove Vuvuzela Up Rafa Nadal's Arse

Britain's number 1 tennis player, Andy Murray, came through his quarter final match against France's Jo-Wilfried Tsonga yesterday to set up an exciting semi final clash with world number 1 Rafa Nadal, and told journalists he has "a cunning plan" with...

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Funny story: Murrray Makes It

Murrray Makes It

In a cliffhanging 3-Setter, Andie Murrray has made it to the last 16 of the annual Dog-Shagging Championship (grass surface), (Southern England Section). Not to be confused with the other well-known Southern English sport of dogging, the dog-shagg...

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Funny story: Roger Federer Goes 5 Sets With a Cuttlefish! Tiger Woods Gives Advice!

Roger Federer Goes 5 Sets With a Cuttlefish! Tiger Woods Gives Advice!

All England Club, London - After struggling against two qualifiers, Roger Federer finally reached the third round against an opponent he could sink his teeth into, or so it seemed. However when Robert Cuttlefish took the court and began squirming...

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Funny story: Curse of the Bent Tiara as Murray bids for grand slam glory

Curse of the Bent Tiara as Murray bids for grand slam glory

London - (Balls Up Mess): An entirely gratuitous visit by HM the hoaxer monarch to Wimbledon today is hexing Andy Murray's chances. The posturing grand slam wannabe's Centre Court bid against Finland's Jarkko Nieminen now looks doomed. Critics...

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Funny story: Wimbledon Ladies Prostitute Scandal

Wimbledon Ladies Prostitute Scandal

Police in London SW19 have said that they arrested a woman on a charge of prostitution late on Wednesday night very near to the All England Tennis Club at Wimbledon. She is a prominent name in Ladies tennis. So far, no more details of the arres...

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Funny story: Isner & Mahut Face Charges as Multitudes of Sensory Deprived Fans Collapse & Die

Isner & Mahut Face Charges as Multitudes of Sensory Deprived Fans Collapse & Die

Wimbledon -- Tragedy struck Wimbledon today as hundreds of exhaustively bored tennis onlookers were rushed to local hospitals, including at least one man via wheelbarrow as local highways became log-jammed in emergency traffic. Although the day...

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Funny story: Wimbledon Tennis Match Is The Most Boring Ever!

Wimbledon Tennis Match Is The Most Boring Ever!

The record books were torn in half, and then torn in half again yesterday as two little-known tennis players battled it out for a place in the next round of the Wimbledon All England tennis championships. The match between American John Isner and...

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Funny story: Wimbledon Vuvuzelas On Sale!

Wimbledon Vuvuzelas On Sale!

There was a shock in store for tennis fans when they arrived at Wimbledon this morning, after it was announced that a trial is to be given to the revolutionary Vuvuzela sound system employed so enthusiastically at the 2010 World Cup. Fans at the t...

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Funny story: Wimbledon Cancelled

Wimbledon Cancelled

In an unprecedented move, Buckingham Palace has decreed that the All-England Tennis Championship - Wimbledon - is to be cancelled. Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth was to have attended the championship for the first time is 138 years - but the news br...

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Funny story: Electronic tagging for tennis players

Electronic tagging for tennis players

Management at one of the best tennis clubs in the world, Aspria, has proved itself unable to enforce club rules about tennis court occupation, so they are now moving to electronic tagging. Management chose tagging, a form of surveillance consist...

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Funny story: Federer bundled out by a hard-boiled Swede!

Federer bundled out by a hard-boiled Swede!

Swiss perfection has been beaten by a hard-boiled Swede in the French Open only to prove that there is still hope for others wishing to gobble up the "Precision machine". Roger was out-fought by the Swede, not only hard bolied, but set for revenge...

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Funny story: Federer and Nadal Hope Paris Won't be Boring

Federer and Nadal Hope Paris Won't be Boring

Paris, Illinois - Roger Federer and Rafa Nadal have never shared a lot in common over the years,except for several tense meetings on the hard, grass and clay courts. But recently Paris Hilton stunned the tennis world by once again stating that sh...

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Funny story: Tipster tips Tipsarevic as Murray beaten in Dubai

Tipster tips Tipsarevic as Murray beaten in Dubai

Andy Murray was beaten in Dubai in the second round of the Barclay's Dubai Tennis Championship after being paid £250,000 in appearance money by the sponsors of the tournament. Murray apparently played like an amateur and later said he was experime...

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Funny story: Nadal turns down $2 million to appear in nude Cheryl Cole single video

Nadal turns down $2 million to appear in nude Cheryl Cole single video

London - (Hawkeye): "Ain't pimping my suntanned grand slam ass for no midget-sized talent like Mrs Ashley Cole," Rafa told reporters today. The macho Spanish athlete was responding to reports that Cheryl flaccid solo career could get a shot in the...

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Funny story: Grand Slam Thank You M'am as Nadal texts Shakira?

Grand Slam Thank You M'am as Nadal texts Shakira?

Blushing Meadows - (Love-All): The "Roses are red but my balls are blue; Haven't slept a wink since I last *****ed you!" SMS text was intercepted by Chinese cyberhackers this morning. Up to a dozen Nadal-at-home pictures were also wiretapped showi...

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Funny story: Shakira and Rafael Nadal Heat Up The Australian Open

Shakira and Rafael Nadal Heat Up The Australian Open

MELBOURNE, Australia - The number two seeded tennis player Rafael Nadal was photographed in a very cozy clutch with Colombian-born singer Shakira. A friend of Nadal's said that the 23-year-old has fallen in love with the South American firecracker...

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