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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Receives Unusual 18th Birthday Gift From Taylor Swift!

Taylor Lautner Receives Unusual 18th Birthday Gift From Taylor Swift!

Taylor Lautner just turned 18 years old and what would be the perfect gift for the Twilight star? Apparently Taylor Swift thought it was puppies...two wolf puppies! "I only got permission from a zoo to give these to Taylor for his birthday", s...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift's Condom Commercial Receives The Coveted Woody Award

Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift's Condom Commercial Receives The Coveted Woody Award

PENSACOLA, Florida - Taylor Swift performed to a sold out crowd at Pensacola's Orange Seed Auditorium. The audience gave her a standing ovation at the end and she provided them with three encores. The concert promoters also gave her 15 bushels of...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Admits To Mastectomy As First Part of Sex Change, But Said Nobody Noticed

Taylor Swift Admits To Mastectomy As First Part of Sex Change, But Said Nobody Noticed

Country Music singer Taylor Swift has admitted that frustration over her breakup with boyfriend Taylor Lautner caused her to take what she now considers radical steps. Upset with her body, the young woman says that she strongly considered a sex chan...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Says She's Trying To Decide Between Taylor Lautner or Nick Jonas

Selena Gomez Says She's Trying To Decide Between Taylor Lautner or Nick Jonas

LAKE PLACID, New York - Selena Gomez was in town to perform at the newly painted Adirondack Mountains Convention Center on the last leg of her Selena "Go-Go" Gomez East Coast Snow White Winterized and Glamorized Tons of Snow Tour. She was asked ho...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift To Star In The Movie "Pants On The Ground"

Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift To Star In The Movie "Pants On The Ground"

HOLLYWOOD - Taylor Lautner has just announced that he and his ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift have both signed to star in the new Pollenzo Pamparatti film, Pants On The Ground. The Sand Castle Motion Picture Company film is loosely based on the life of...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner to Taylor Swift: "Put out or get out!"

Taylor Lautner to Taylor Swift: "Put out or get out!"

ROANOKE, VA (ABSNN) -- Monsignor Francois Dubois, S.J. admitted that he was involved in "couple's intervention" with the two Taylors, Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift. "I am just assisting the youngster in probing the true depths of their budding r...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Reveals That She Dreams Of One Day Becoming Mrs. Taylor Lautner

Selena Gomez Reveals That She Dreams Of One Day Becoming Mrs. Taylor Lautner

RUTLAND, Vermont - Selena Gomez performed before a sell out crowd of 13,000 at Rutland's Molasses Bottle Auditorium. Afterwards she was asked by a reporter for Post-Puberty Magazine about the rumor that she and Taylor Lautner had been texting each...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner and Ex-Girlfriend Taylor Swift To Film A Condom Commercial

Taylor Lautner and Ex-Girlfriend Taylor Swift To Film A Condom Commercial

HOLLYWOOD - One of the stars of The Twilight Saga: New Moon, Taylor Lautner has agreed to film a public service condom commercial with his ex-girlfriend country singer Taylor Swift. Both Taylor's agreed to do the commercial, which is entirely sanc...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner As Spiderman, In Spiderman 4?

Taylor Lautner As Spiderman, In Spiderman 4?

Not only is Taylor Lautner not dead from a Cocaine overdose as was rumored this past weekend, but the wolf man from Twilight may have gotten the role of Spiderman according to the latest from Insiders in Hollywood. Of course, those same sources h...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner "Death Rumor" A Hoax

Taylor Lautner "Death Rumor" A Hoax

It appears Twilight star Taylor Lautner has finally beaten Robert Pattinson to something finally, according to news all over the internet...no not Kristen Stewart, but "Death! That is, if you believe the current internet death hoax doing the round...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift to Taylor Lautner: "I've seen bigger on a three-month old!"

Taylor Swift to Taylor Lautner: "I've seen bigger on a three-month old!"

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) -- What was to be a fantasy come true, two Taylors in one bed, making hot, sweaty sex (and for one, the first time) became a bitter, howling fist fight that landed both stars in the NYC pokey! Things began well enough, said s...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift to Get Breast Implants, Says "Nobody Will Dump Me With Big Titties"

Taylor Swift to Get Breast Implants, Says "Nobody Will Dump Me With Big Titties"

A boob job is in the works for country music star and actress Taylor Swift. The six foot tall singer, famous for her big hair and not-so-big rack, said that her lack of breasts are one of the things that led to her recent break up with movie heartth...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner Announce Break Up

Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner Announce Break Up

Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner have announced that they have ended their relationship and are no longer a couple. The two recently won several polls on which new celebrity couple would be together the longest, but it was not to be. When asked fo...

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Funny story: Is Taylor Swift's New Song "Howlin'" About Taylor Lautner?

Is Taylor Swift's New Song "Howlin'" About Taylor Lautner?

"Mama says he's a wolf, Decked out in sheep's clothing That he's a wolf on the prowl... But I love to hear him howl!" Although she's just turned 20-years-old, Taylor Swift seems much younger, as she still listens to her mother about her datin...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift Suck Face

Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift Suck Face

Hyped as one of the biggest videos yet to be released in 2010, singer Taylor Swift and New Noon star Taylor Lautner will trade saliva for an upcoming Valentines Day video. Director for the video, Noel Pantlode, tells entertainment reporters, "It h...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Has The Hots For Taylor Lautner

Kristen Stewart Has The Hots For Taylor Lautner

The big secret among those on the inside of the Twilight series is that Kristen Stewart no longer has eyes or sighs for Robert Pattinason but for fellow actor, Taylor Lautner. "I don't want to be identified", stated a disguised voice over the tele...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Gets Surprise Birthday Gift From Boyfriend, Lautner

Taylor Swift Gets Surprise Birthday Gift From Boyfriend, Lautner

If you saw Saturday Night Live then you saw that host, Taylor Lautner, one of the stars of Twilight, get revenge on Kayne West who pulled an award from singer Taylor Swift earlier this year. In the scene, "Kayne" (played by a substitute) tries the...

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