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Funny story: Personal Definitions of VAT

Personal Definitions of VAT

VAT: Value Added Tax By: Members of Her Majesties Government & Opposition VAT: Vastly Altruistic Tax. By: Inchcock Chambers - Spoofer VAT: Verifies Apocryphal Tories By: N. Obend - Chairman of the Outer Peruvian Pregnant Kangaroo Appreciation Society, Nottingham branch VAT: Ah, that would be the value added tax that we promised we would not increase before we got...

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Funny story: Row vs. Wayne - Just the facts!

Row vs. Wayne - Just the facts!

You know I get asked all the time - "David how can we stop these murderers from killing our babies before they're bored" - and I say I don't know but I believe in protection of everyone from 'womb to tomb' if you know what I mean. So I guess the only way to change the mind of these high and mighty, liberal thinkers is to give them the facts and how it would affect their oh so perfect lives. Bei...

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Funny story: Fox News: Majority Approve Tax Cut and Global Warming a Hoax

Fox News: Majority Approve Tax Cut and Global Warming a Hoax

Washington - Fair and Balanced Fox News announced two new polls that show their unbridled lust for reporting the truth. Both stories don't mirror any stories be reported by an new organization, but that hasn't stopped Fox News from report the fac...

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Funny story: Tax Cuts to Rich Like Expired Trojan Condoms

Tax Cuts to Rich Like Expired Trojan Condoms

Washington - Republicans are pleading with Americans to see the benefits of the rich not paying their share of taxes like a sixteen year old boy trying to beg for sex from a girl that is too smart for the ploy but feels sorry for him. Sure, the tax cuts in theory mean jobs for Americans if you don't look at the history of the Bush tax cuts not creating jobs. The president talked a good gam...

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Funny story: Top Ten Reasons For Tax Cuts for Rich

Top Ten Reasons For Tax Cuts for Rich

10. No need for a middle class if really rich can keep more money. 9. Bush really knew his economic stuff, and it is nice way to remember his policies. 8. Rich worried about not having enough money to buy Christmas presents for mistresses. 7. Dick Cheney says it is a good idea, as holding his shotgun in one hand and a beer in the other hand. 6. Obama needs to break some more campaig...

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Funny story: Muggers to pay VAT on loot

Muggers to pay VAT on loot

Convicted muggers are to be charged VAT at the recommended retail price of the items that have been stolen during the offence, the government is set to announce. Under the plans mugging victims will be obliged to produce receipts for the stolen pr...

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Funny story: Six Tips To Help Avoid Being Screwed By Your Tax Preparation Company (Like H&R Block)..

Six Tips To Help Avoid Being Screwed By Your Tax Preparation Company (Like H&R Block)..

Tax time is right around the corner, f--kers, and it's your turn to play your part in the Democrats Tax And Spend philosophy. Few things in life can be as a--hole-puckering --and rewarding-- as filing your state and federal income tax return. For many, the legwork can be excruciating, and worrysome. However, there is usually a payoff for the sweat and hassle, especially if you lie your ass of...

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Funny story: Latest Rooney Outrage: Incorporates Himself, Saves 22% in Taxes!

Latest Rooney Outrage: Incorporates Himself, Saves 22% in Taxes!

Saying 'from now on just call me "Inc",' $320K a week "lover" Wayne Rooney announced his name change at a press conference at a local high end exotic car dealership where he was 'window shopping." "Wayne Inc has a certain ring to it," said the smi...

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Funny story: GOP Tea Party Suck and Blow Reduce Deficit by Cutting Taxes

GOP Tea Party Suck and Blow Reduce Deficit by Cutting Taxes

George H W Bush said "Read my lips, no new taxes." When George H W Bush then raised taxes he was shown the door. This was a lesson not lost on his son George W Bush. George W Bush realized that cutting taxes was the road to political victory no matte...

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Funny story: Republicans Argue For a Better Tax System

Republicans Argue For a Better Tax System

Washington - Republican senator David Kyl argues that he does not agree with Democrats raising taxes for the rich while religious institutions keep owing the American People a tax debt of over 700 trillion dollars for the last two centuries of tax e...

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Funny story: Top Ten Signs Tax Dollars Are Being Wasted

Top Ten Signs Tax Dollars Are Being Wasted

10. Your state employees drive around in Lexus and Mercedes Benz 9. The grass outside the local courthouse is AstroTurf 8. A war in an oil rich country leads to higher prices at the gas pump 7. Your city parks also have free roller coaster rides 6. Politicians use federal planes for family vacations 5. Oil Companies can cause ecological hazards and right it off as a loss, so they do...

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Funny story: George Osborne - 'Look down the back of your sofas'

George Osborne - 'Look down the back of your sofas'

Today Chancellor George Osborne announced major cuts across the board to readdress the failing UK economy but one announcement has left many with puzzled faces. Osborne said 'If we all do our bit these cuts will be minimal, therefore I ask everybo...

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Funny story: Ron Johnson Blames Jesus for High Taxes, Medicare and Social Security

Ron Johnson Blames Jesus for High Taxes, Medicare and Social Security

Madison, WI-- Ron Johnson who is the republican nominee for the senate seat currently held by Russ Feingold came out and made some bold statements. "I believe Jesus is to blame for the large burden of Social Security, Medicare and taxes on the ri...

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Funny story: Glug! The Taxman's After Grandfather's Wine!

Glug! The Taxman's After Grandfather's Wine!

The taxman has warned exectors of wills to declare the value of wine cellars. HM Revenue & Customs says that wine stored as an investment must be recorded at the estimated sale price at the time of the owner's death. They claim that too man...

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Funny story: HM Government, HM Treasury and HM Revenue and Customs taxing the wealthy out of the United Kingdom!

HM Government, HM Treasury and HM Revenue and Customs taxing the wealthy out of the United Kingdom!

HM Government, HM Treasury and HM Revenue and Customs, England: The UK Taxpayer is seriously not getting any value for money from his Tax payments. So why not shop elsewhere? For instance, if my shop is losing money, should I increase my prices (for the same or worse product), or should I be having a sale and encouraging more business and sales to get myself out of the mess? So it goes for...

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Funny story: Sheffield Wednesday Tax Dodge Namechange

Sheffield Wednesday Tax Dodge Namechange

Sheffield Wednesday Football Club, who have been served with a winding-up order by Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs over tax owed, have come up with an ingenious plan to avoid closure, BBC Radio Sheffield reports. They are to change their name...

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Funny story: They have got to be joking

They have got to be joking

It is reported today that, Her Majestys Revenue and Customs (HMRC) would like to see all employees wage slips so that rates of Income Tax can be properly applied. Are they serious? There are alleged to be £42 billion uncollected tax contributio...

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