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Funny story: Pakistan awarded World Heritage country

Pakistan awarded World Heritage country

United Nation (NY) On 31st March, the United Nation has selected Pakistan as the world first World Heritage Nation. In a glowing ceremony held at United Nation Head Quater in New York, the UNO chief Osama Bin Laden has conferred this award to Pakista...

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Funny story: Taleban invite Americans to Afghanistan, to show them how to kill prisoners in an as barbaric, Middle Ages' way as possible

Taleban invite Americans to Afghanistan, to show them how to kill prisoners in an as barbaric, Middle Ages' way as possible

In Afghanistan today, where the Taleban rule large parts of the country, that fundamentalist organisation invited Americans there to show them how to kill prisoners accused of murder. 'We've heard of the American way of dealing with murderers. Gas...

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Funny story: Taliban's Search for "Good Americans"

Taliban's Search for "Good Americans"

Afghanistan expert, Samina Ahmed, South Asia Project Director of Crisis Group has lamented the simplistic classification of Taliban by Washington as "Good Taliban" and "Bad Taliban" "Stupid Americans need to go beyond their Hollywood-inspired ster...

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Funny story: Taliban - Republican Rivals Unite Against US Economic and Foreign Policy

Taliban - Republican Rivals Unite Against US Economic and Foreign Policy

Multiple rival gangs of Taliban, al Quaida and US Republican tribes have united to defeat any chance that the Democrats and their uppity brown president will even have a small measure of success helping improve the lives of common non fanatical peopl...

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Funny story: British Troops Fight to the Death for Taliban Drug Stash

British Troops Fight to the Death for Taliban Drug Stash

In the first notable heroism displayed by John Bull's soldiers, British troops sacrificed life and limb to score some sweet heroin. Hundreds of UK militiamen laid about slain in the spirit by the Afghani white horse. By the time straight soldiers...

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Funny story: After surrendering Swat to Taliban Pakistan's Zardari demands more US$ so he can 'strike more deals with all other militants'

After surrendering Swat to Taliban Pakistan's Zardari demands more US$ so he can 'strike more deals with all other militants'

SWAT - PAKISTAN: Having sold away the safety of Swati citizens to the barbaric Taliban in a doomed-to-fail deal , Pakistani Prez talked to CNN from one of his many Swiss villas. "You know Wolf, it's time for me to have some tuff-talk with the US...

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Funny story: Taliban Leader To Apologise For Racist Remark

Taliban Leader To Apologise For Racist Remark

A leading figure in the Taliban in Afghanistan, is to make an apology for a racist remark he made to a British soldier he encountered in a struggle between the two in Helmand province last November. Abdul Hanif, of no fixed address, was in charge...

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Funny story: Taliban Starts U.S. Evangelical Rightist Branch

Taliban Starts U.S. Evangelical Rightist Branch

The Taliban, recognizing the similarities between their doctrines and that of the Christian Right, have started an Evangelical Taliban branch in the U.S. Spokesman Tali Wozati stated "Although Christian fundamentalists are heathen dogs who will b...

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Funny story: Taliban Will Lend Wall Street $1.7 Trillion

Taliban Will Lend Wall Street $1.7 Trillion

Islamisbad, Pakistan (IPP) - Taliban spokeman Itzkool Abdul announced today that the Taliban will be lending Wall Street $1.7 trillion dollars. Abdul told reporters that the seven year conflict with the United States had been good for business an...

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Funny story: New reality show for Taliban TV

New reality show for Taliban TV

A new reality show from the BBC strictly team is set to air on Taliban TV. 'Strictly No Dancing' premiers on Taliban TV for 11 weeks featuring 12 sets of couples who will not dance together on an elimination basis. Each week, the couple who don't...

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Funny story: Taliban confirm order for 100 black London taxis

Taliban confirm order for 100 black London taxis

Lontax, the London black taxi manufacturer with the name loathed by the Chancellor because he didn't think to register it himself as a stealth tax for Londoners, has today confirmed the sale of 100 of their taxis to the Taliban in Afghanistan. A s...

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Funny story: Margaret Thatcher To Go To Afghanistan

Margaret Thatcher To Go To Afghanistan

Former British Prime Minister, and Iron Lady, Margaret Thatcher, has told her husband Denis that she is fed up of all the pussyfooting around in Afghanistan, and she is off to put a stop to it, and to bring an end to the conflict. Denis, who died...

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Funny story: In Kabul, Obama's Promise of "Change" Delivers Hope to Weary Taliban, Despondent Extremists

In Kabul, Obama's Promise of "Change" Delivers Hope to Weary Taliban, Despondent Extremists

(Kabul, Afghanistan) - Barack Obama further lauded his nebulous message of change at his central Kabul speech today, garnering raucous cheers from the Afghanis.

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Funny story: Taleban Found In Plug Hole

Taleban Found In Plug Hole

Fifty members of the Taleban have been found in a plug hole in Crewe. The shock discovery was made by Mrs Trouserpress this morning.

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Funny story: Former Terrorist Opens Local Business

Former Terrorist Opens Local Business

A former Lieutenant in the Taliban, recently released after serving five years in prison, has opened a new local eatery. The Taliban Pizza Man offers dine-in, take-out, and delivery service from it's new location on Main Street (just south of th...

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Funny story: Prince Harry to Personally Fight Taliban

Prince Harry to Personally Fight Taliban

High drama and new fighting techniques face the Taliban in Afghanistan as the armed forces reveal that Prince Harry is the new secret weapon in the fight against extremism in the region. Immediately he's finished joyriding around the south in his...

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Funny story: Portable Lie Detectors Reveal Taliban Intentions

Portable Lie Detectors Reveal Taliban Intentions

The United States Government has announced that its military will be handing out hand-held lie detectors to "accurately access" situations when dealing with members of the Taliban and Al Qieda.

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