At one time in Boston back in the day when Puritan ethics had not yet totally evaporated from the social consciousness, it was considered immoral to have a beard or any facial hair (one wonders how such Biblical heroes such as Moses, Jeremiah or even...
Taliban strongholds are now being systematically destroyed by the Pakistan army, airforce and a crack regiment of "SS Maggot Special Combat Troops." Pakistan has attempted to bomb the shit out of the bastards, but ultimately, achieved sweet fuck a...
Taliban's have reached out to the desperate US gay Community in California for a compromise deal to return themselves to power in Afghanistan. The compromise would see the gays fighting for the Taliban's to be granted a presidential pardon, whil...
Islamabad,Pakistan - Moderate Taliban forces continued their unopposed invasion of northern Pakistan in search of travel and shopping bargains. Armed with credit cards, AK-47 assault rifles and grenade launchers, they've been scooping up treasures le...
Afganistan - An Afghan feminist has reportedly infected herself with the swine flu in Mexico and carried it back into the ranks of the Taliban. The woman whose name is yet known is in a Kabul hospital. One report tells that there may be as many as...
Guys, I am dead serious about the above statement. Make no mistake in judging it. It's just a matter of time and the form in which Taliban will appear in Islamabad. Going by the history of Pakistan- from the concept of creation to the surrender in hand of Taliban, it was just a matter of time. When and How? Consider few facts: 1. Pakistan was created by people who thought of Islam in their mind...
France - Susan Boyle, escaped mental hospital lunatic recently joined the Taliban and is now being offered as payment to their fighters. In Afghanistan she went through hymen repair surgery to make her more acceptable during payment. Hymen repair...
Islamabad, Pakistan - Pakistan President Zardari today welcomed Ministry Of Defence (UK) proposals regarding the liberation of north west Pakistan from the evil clutches of the Taleban. Pakistani authorities conceded that they had virtually lost c...
A shocked nation learned today that former Vice President Dick Cheney had joined the Pakistani faction of the Taliban that is trying to take over that nation. OK, not everyone was shocked, but many could not believe that even Cheney, Mr. Waterboa...
The center of gravity has been shifting from Middle East to Afghanistan-Pakistan. But they never realized that they have to shift so soon to the Indus Valley Civilization also known as Taliban Civilization. Scientist and security expert has been wond...
Reporting from Islamabadenough Pakistan. And really, as if it wasn't bad enough for most Pakistanis. Defence Secretary Robert Gapes has proposed the culling of the Taliban and giving them all vasectomies. President Swindlehari is prepared to mob...
PUNJAB-I-STAN, TALIBAN-I-STAN: A hard-liner Taliban raving-mad cleric says democracy is un-Islamic and is being imposed on Pakistan by infidels. He warns that the Taliban will bring all of Pakistan under Taliban control. In Saudi Arabia, on yet...
SRINAGAR, KASHMIR -INDIA: In what is tantamount to signing a proverbial deal with the Devil, Pro-Pakistan separatist leaders in Indian Kashmir have just signed a deal with the Taliban. A leader of a separatist umbrella group (which is actually...
Swat (Pakistan): Fearing a rise in the interest of women venturing out to sing after Susan Boyle inspirational achievement, the Taliban for the first time have been threatened. They have issued a fatwa banning her to sing ever in life. Recently th...
United Nation and Islamabad (Associated Press of Taliban): On April 15th, Pakistan applied to United Nation to rename it self as Terrorist Republic of Talibanistan. Ending 61 year old tradition where Pakistan prided itself calling themselves as Pakis...
TALIBANISTAN: Now that the Pakistan National Assembly has passed a resolution approving Sharia law in the Malakand district of the Swat Valley, Taliban leaders are demanding that all female children of Pak politicians living overseas return "home".
ISLAMABAD, TALIBANISTAN: It is now official. The Taliban are only meters away from Islamabad. The US embassy has closed its doors and renegade PAK ex-Army Generals and their virulently anti-American ISI buddies have emerged from the woodwork. Th...
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