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Funny story: Don't dream it's over, it won't be for Susan Boyle on her Perfect Day come November

Don't dream it's over, it won't be for Susan Boyle on her Perfect Day come November

The long awaited second CD from Susan Boyle looks set to break all her own records. Pre order numbers are reported to be startling. Susan, has chosen several Christmas standards, sure to surprise and delight many. It's wonderful that she manages t...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to release Contraceptive

Susan Boyle to release Contraceptive

Following the success of the recently released JLS condoms (choose a member to cover your member), Trojan have announced that they will be releasing a rival product designed to prevent unwanted pregnancies and the spread of STDs. The Susan Boyle insp...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle: I Still Look Like A Bag Of Potatoes With A Painted Head!

Susan Boyle: I Still Look Like A Bag Of Potatoes With A Painted Head!

After all the makeup and care that she has received from some of the best, Susan Boyle says she's not all that pleased with herself. "Back home we call it "Mutton dressed like lamb" and that's what it is. I appreciate all the work that's been done...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle wows Bellahouston

Susan Boyle wows Bellahouston

The Scottish singer, Susan Boyle, met Pope Benedict and sang to the crowds at Bellahouston Park in Glasgow, Scotland. For Susan, this is a huge honour way up there with her other special days since her Britain's Got Talent success. For her fans...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics held in custody!

SuBo fanatics held in custody!

A gaggle of American Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies, on route to Scotland, have spent their first night in jail after attempting to smuggle SuBo into the country. The trouble started at Heathrow airport, when the loonies were seen...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle pulls out of Popefest gig blaming frog-in-the-throat disaster!

Susan Boyle pulls out of Popefest gig blaming frog-in-the-throat disaster!

Edinburgh - (Premature Evacuation News): A hapless Parisian onion seller had to be surgically extracted from the singer's larynx this afternoon. Firemen fought for half an hour before bringing in an oxy-acetylene torch to remove the intrusive dork...

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Funny story: Doggie Dux to begin Ph.D at the Royal Dick

Doggie Dux to begin Ph.D at the Royal Dick

The Royal (Dick) School of Veterinary Medicine is located in Edinburgh. It is part of the University of Edinburgh. This name is not a reference to the Skoob appendage or any of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth's male relatives Royal Dick Now that's...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics stage CD burning event!

SuBo fanatics stage CD burning event!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies today staged a 'Burn a Lou Reed CD Day'. Fanatics from all over the US congregated in Florida for the event. "Well, I've never actually heard of this Lou Reed character until today, but I read that h...

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Funny story: Delightful doggie is first ever Dux at Subo Uni

Delightful doggie is first ever Dux at Subo Uni

Skive News at 10 is delighted to bring you a heart warming story of a cute doggie daring to be the best. Abbey Gaile, registered with the Kennel Club (UK) as Belly go First Shoagy Boagy of Auchenshuggle Tattieboagle, has become the first Dux of th...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Calls Lou Reed's Refusal To Let Susan Boyle Sing His Song Simply A Sad, Sad Case of Sour Grapes

Simon Cowell Calls Lou Reed's Refusal To Let Susan Boyle Sing His Song Simply A Sad, Sad Case of Sour Grapes

LONDON - Simon Cowell has spoken out against Lou Reed's refusal to let Susan Boyle, aka SuBo, sing the song "Perfect Day" which he wrote back in 1972. Miss Boyle, the sensational songstress from Scotland was supposed to have sung the song on Ameri...

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Funny story: SuBo unable to perform on America's Got Talent - truth revealed!

SuBo unable to perform on America's Got Talent - truth revealed!

SuBo fanatics and the popular press have been speculating on why Susan Boyle was unable to perform on America's Got Talent this week, with many unwilling to accept the official reason of contractual difficulties affecting her new song. However, the t...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Denied Permission To Sing Lou Reed's Song "Perfect Day" Proving Reed Is Nothing But A Low-Life, Washed Up, Has-Been

Susan Boyle Denied Permission To Sing Lou Reed's Song "Perfect Day" Proving Reed Is Nothing But A Low-Life, Washed Up, Has-Been

HOLLYWOOD - Susan Boyle was all set to sing the song "Perfect Day" on America's Got Talent, and all of a sudden out of the blue she was derailed by the song's writer. It seems that the author of the song, someone named Lou Reed just does not like...

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Funny story: Lou Reed Pulls Plug on Susan Boyle Performance

Lou Reed Pulls Plug on Susan Boyle Performance

Poor Susan Boyle. She can't catch a break these days. In fact, ever since she's become a superstar, she's been the butt of plenty of jokes and the target of satirists on both sides of the pond. The latest news out of Los Angeles is that Boyle was...

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Funny story: The Wild, the Innocent and the LAX shuttle

The Wild, the Innocent and the LAX shuttle

So, our Scottish superstar has returned to the UK, via LAX, in tears after a knockback from Lou Reed. So what? Susan, your fans adore you and you can now concentrate on your performance for the Pope. That will most certainly be your "Perfect Day."...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle calls Lou Reed a "durty sassenach" because he won't let her sing his song "Perfect Day" on America's Got Talent

Susan Boyle calls Lou Reed a "durty sassenach" because he won't let her sing his song "Perfect Day" on America's Got Talent

Scots singer Susan Boyle burst into tears and started cursing at people at Los Angeles because Lou Reed refused to allow her to sing his song "Perfect Day" on America's Got Talent. The 49-year old prima donna, who was the runner up in the British...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell, Accused Of Altering Contestants Voices On Show, Beaten Up!

Simon Cowell, Accused Of Altering Contestants Voices On Show, Beaten Up!

Simon Cowell's "The X Factor" is once again being accused of altering the voices of some of the contestants. "They don't sound nearly as good when you hear them in public", stated one former fan of the show. "I used to watch it every week but no m...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics camp out!

SuBo fanatics camp out!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today starting getting in line to buy SuBo's new CD, despite it not being scheduled for release for several months. Red tents have started appearing outside music stores all over the US. "I just...

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