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Funny story: White House Issues Complete Biography of Supreme Court Nominee John Roberts

White House Issues Complete Biography of Supreme Court Nominee John Roberts

The White House, facing growing pressure to release documents and information concerning the legal opinions of Supreme Court nominee John G. Roberts, has released the following biography of the DC District Court Judge:...

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Funny story: Source: Supreme Court nominee John Roberts could be Ken doll

Source: Supreme Court nominee John Roberts could be Ken doll

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Rumors flew today around the Beltway as the national media's fascination with anonymous sources resulted in a new leak, this time regarding Supreme Court nominee Judge John Roberts.

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Funny story: Bush Announces Nominee to the Supreme Court

Bush Announces Nominee to the Supreme Court

(Washington, DC) President Bush announced that he will nominate god for the supreme court to fill the vacancy left by Sandra Day O'Conner.

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Funny story: Supreme Court to Accept Case Concerning Religion

Supreme Court to Accept Case Concerning Religion

Wendesday- The Supreme Court took on a case concerning religion today. This is surprising after the refusal of the intresting case last year concerning atheist vs. pledge of allegiances "under god."...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Pleads Guilty To Abuse

Santa Claus Pleads Guilty To Abuse

World-famous child-lover Santa Claus, whose real name is Christopher Rudolph Kringle, was arraigned this morning at the North Pole Supreme Court, facing 2.2million charges of child abuse. This comes as no surprise to elves everywhere, who have...

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Funny story: Super Right To Anarchy

Super Right To Anarchy

The American Congress, just prior to taking a short break, passed the Marriage Protection Act. This is a significant piece of legislation in that it denies all federal courts, including the Supreme Court, the right to test the constitutionality of the Defense of Marriage Act. It is being perceived as the voters reclaiming their right to choose those who create and amend the law ie congressm...

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Funny story: U.S. Coast Guard Save Most Lawyers

U.S. Coast Guard Save Most Lawyers

Key West, Florida, June 30, 2004. In what Navy and Coast Guard officials are calling "a direct result" of Monday's Supreme Court ruling that terrorists must be allowed access to the American justice system to contest their detention, 661 U.S.

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Funny story: Justice Scalia Says the US is Ducked

Justice Scalia Says the US is Ducked

"If it is reasonable to think that a Supreme Court Justice can be bought so cheap, the Nation is in deeper trouble than I had imagined," Supreme Court Justice Scalia said today, referring to the recent court ruling that did not require Scal...

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Funny story: Hand Me My Pledge

Hand Me My Pledge

The American Supreme Court, technically an independent body, moved swiftly to sidestep the "Pledge of Allegiance" issue.

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Funny story: Chief Justice Rehnquist to give Commencement Address, receive honorary degree.

Chief Justice Rehnquist to give Commencement Address, receive honorary degree.

Bob Jones University announced today that the commencement speaker for the 2004 Spring Graduation Ceremony will be Chief Justice William Rehnquist of the United States Supreme Court. A strong defender of the rights of families and the religious, Jus...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Justice Attacked, Says 'There Oughta Be A Law'

Supreme Court Justice Attacked, Says 'There Oughta Be A Law'

Supreme Court Justice David Souter was attacked while jogging in Washington DC, but not seriously injured. A group of men accosted the Justice, who is considered to be, along with Ruth Bader Ginsberg among the more liberal of the Supreme Judiciary. O...

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Funny story: Here Come The Judge

Here Come The Judge

April9,2004 United States Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia's security detail spent a productive day yesterday erasing reporters tape recor...

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Funny story: California suspends gay couples

California suspends gay couples

California's Supreme Court has ordered San Francisco officials to immediately suspend same-sex couples.

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Funny story: United States Supreme Court Awards 2004 Democratic Primary to George W. Bush

United States Supreme Court Awards 2004 Democratic Primary to George W. Bush

In yet another dramatic election move, the United States Supreme Court has stepped in and awarded the hard fought 2004 Democratic Primary to none other than the current Republican President, George W. Bush. This means President Bush will be running...

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