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Funny story: Russian spies linked to UK supermarket chain 'behind London 7/7 bombings'

Russian spies linked to UK supermarket chain 'behind London 7/7 bombings'

London - (B-O-G-O-F Mess): A UK supermarket group suspected of being 'up to its ass' in terrorism has emerged as the eminence grise behind the US spy saga. The food retailer had been under covert surveillance for decades ever since Princess Diana...

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Funny story: SPY vs SPY: Putin Accuses Obama Of Planting Bug In Medvedev's Burger

SPY vs SPY: Putin Accuses Obama Of Planting Bug In Medvedev's Burger

Vladimir Putin, former Russian KGB officer and now Prime Minister, today accused President Obama of planting a bug in Russian President Dmitri Medvedev's hamburger. Last week, Obama and Medvedev traveled by motorcade from the White House to eat lunc...

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Funny story: Spies revealed

Spies revealed

As the United States reveals the machinations of 10 Russian spies, who the FBI have been watching for five years, the consequences for Britain are being discussed. Who is spying on our Think Tanks? What tricks are the Russians up to getting close...

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Funny story: FBI hunts Madoff's 'Madame Rouge' as dozens more KGB sleeper cells suspected

FBI hunts Madoff's 'Madame Rouge' as dozens more KGB sleeper cells suspected

New York - (Bob Hanssen Mess): A sinister femme fatale codenamed 'Madame Rouge' - believed to be an ex-mistress of jailed Ponzi scammer Bernard Madoff - is being sought in the FBI Russian espionage probe. The lynchpin behind the KGB money launderi...

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Funny story: Obama Orders CIA To Hire Graduates of Spy School

Obama Orders CIA To Hire Graduates of Spy School

Barack Obama has issued a presidential order to the Central Intelligence Agency to begin hiring all graduates of the Jethro Bodine Skool of Double-Naught Spying. Obama said that he feels these highly trained agents will be of immediate assistance to...

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Funny story: The Name' s Bond... Jesus Bond!

The Name' s Bond... Jesus Bond!

Under the Freedom of information act, top-secret papers have been uncovered at the National Archives Office in London revealing that the 'perfect spy' should be plain-looking, 5'7" or 5'8" tall and have exceptional hearing. He (they were sexist in t...

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Funny story: Meet women: Smell like a spy

Meet women: Smell like a spy

Sneak around behind buildings, crawl under houses, jump off roofs, shoot pretend guns, drool, limp, bandage face, look extremely agitated, hide behind trees, go into sewer pipes, crawl in duct work, drink urine colored water (maybe its scotch), and w...

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Funny story: Spectacular Special Branch sting 'nails MI6 double agent' - reports

Spectacular Special Branch sting 'nails MI6 double agent' - reports

London - (Ass Mess): A former MI6 officer has appeared before Westmonster Magistrates Court today charged with espionage. Daniel Houghton of Finsbury Park was arrested earlier this week after allegedly being caught red-handed with Top Secret class...

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Funny story: Bad Week Continues for UK Soccer Announcers Skoob & Erin Andrews as Iran Calls them MI-6 Spies!

Bad Week Continues for UK Soccer Announcers Skoob & Erin Andrews as Iran Calls them MI-6 Spies!

At the beginning of the week 'Soccer Tonight!' announcers Skoob and Erin were erroneously identified as part of a Mossad Hit Squad who took out a Hamas leader in Dubai. Today, Iran claims they are actually MI-6 and CIA agents intent on fomenting post...

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Funny story: Hundreds of KGB femmes fatales have infiltrated UK Premiership spooks warn

Hundreds of KGB femmes fatales have infiltrated UK Premiership spooks warn

London - (Lady-From Shag-Hai Mess): A Russian espionage totty squad has infiltrated the UK Premiership spooks warned today. The motley Mata Hari crew has ditched wayward £10,000+ per week footballers to concentrate on the 'real Premiership' - of B...

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Funny story: Secret Agent Double-O'Keefe Captured!

Secret Agent Double-O'Keefe Captured!

New Orleans - The Big Easy was rocked today as Secret Agent James O'Keefe was captured during a top secret mission to bug telephones at the office of Senator Mary Landrieu (D-LA). O'Keefe's daring plan involved going to Landrieu's office disguised...

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Funny story: US Military To Use Remote Controlled Beetles To Bug Conversations

US Military To Use Remote Controlled Beetles To Bug Conversations

Sssh! Be very careful, you may be a victim of the US military's latest weapon in the war on terror. Remote controlled beetles are to be used to listen in to conversations. Next time you go to a party and you see Ringo Starr wandering around the r...

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Funny story: Honesty Test is actually useful!

Honesty Test is actually useful!

An 'Honesty test' being trialled by a UK University has provided some surprising results which are now helping the UK Government in the fight against spies. Dr Miles Dempsey explains his team's attempt to prove the Honesty Test is not a complete...

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Funny story: Government "Adopt a CCTV street camera" scheme takes off

Government "Adopt a CCTV street camera" scheme takes off

Now that there are almost 3 CCTV cameras per head of population, the Department for Cameras, Street Bollards and Waste Bins is offering people the chance to adopt and look after their own CCTV camera. Announcing the initiave earlier today, the Sec...

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Funny story: Why North Korean Spys Defect

Why North Korean Spys Defect

Kim Jong Junction, North Korea-North Korean authorities have suspended their intelligence gathering activities in the west after the last 5,000 spies they sent there failed to return. Officials believe that the spies get comfortable with their new...

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Funny story: Bugging, My Ass!

Bugging, My Ass!

While facing racketeering charges among other charges, a reputed New York mafia operative was granted a court order to force the United States Drug Enforcement Administration to state whether or not it had inserted a radio tracking device up his ass...

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Funny story: Sleeper agent discovered under bridge

Sleeper agent discovered under bridge

LOS ANGELES -- Federal prosecutors have charged alleged El Quattro sleeper agent Jimenez Villalobo with lying on official documents and to an FBI agent, failing to register with the Justice Department as a foreign agent and engaging in money launderi...

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