Radcliffe's squeaky clean image up in smoke.
It has become apparent that by the time everything is all said and done, smokers will only have one place to go. Oh, sure we could make for a mass immigration to other countries, but America is like a woman, she will force everyone to see her point of view. Which means eventually, just to shut her up, all the other countries will ban smoking as well. That means the only safe place left for us smok...
Smokers at an office in London have created a controversy by expelling their non-smoking colleagues from a designated Smokers Room, saying that they are polluting rancid air with dis...
In a groundbreaking study, U.S. researchers have discovered that the national obesity epidemic is being caused by a lack of cigarette smokers.
London - (Narcotic Mess): Government plans to make cannabis users pay an annual £1,000 licence have met with approval in the Commons after Treasury forecasts showed the nation's reported 10 million+ enthusiasts could soon bankroll all the Norther...
It has been known for some time that smoking seriously harms your health. Therefore new government guidance is to be issued advocating smoking as unseriously as possible.
The Latest government proposal is to get smokers to hold a 'Licence to Smoke' Permit. Only £10 per year! No one would be able to buy cigarettes without the permit, under the idea proposed by Health England.
In a unanimous decision, the United States Supreme Court has voted to reverse all public smoking bans that have been instated throughout the nation.
What's old, doesn't work and smells of wee? Not pensioners, but BT red telephone boxes. These scarlet iconic beauties were set to disappear from remote villages all over Britain, but have received a last minute reprieve from the Government.
Saint Leo, Florida (IPP) - An independently wealthy Indian artifacts collector from Florida has stumbled onto a closely guarded corporate and government secret about the real cause of cancer as it relates to tobacco use.
In rotation, two people moved next to the fire pit, one smoking, the second one holding the burning charcoal above the opium lump placed atop a tiny hole, while the smoker blew air into the pipe to blaze the charcoal; then sucked the air in, and, consequently, the fume through the end of the pipe. The aroma of opium and tea filled the space. The light was magical. The faces were glowing red under...
The British Interior Design Association (BIDA) has announced plans to fund unsettling new warnings on cigarette packs. The graphic images would cover at least 30% of the front of each pack and 40% of the back.
As part of its drive to encourage people to adopt a healthier lifestyle, the Government is introducing its "Kick a Smoker" campaign. TV and billboard adverts will say that if you see person lighting up a cigarette anywhere, then, since he h...
A scientific study revealed today that people who smoke cigarettes are sexy. The study, carried out by researchers wearing white lab coats in the University of Wales in Cardiff, was commissioned by Imperial Tobacco.
(Seattle, WA) As more states enact smoking bans, some business owners are taking legal steps to preserve their smoking sections. They are handing over their property to Native Americans.
A group of smokers who claim to speak for the "oppressed smokers all across America" are very angry with a man they say is be "undermining the mission to end smoking bans" in several US cities.
The government has announced new legislation to combat people ignoring the ban on smoking in public places.
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