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Funny story: When the Dusk Fell, Part 2

When the Dusk Fell, Part 2

Yusef's tasks mainly consisted of milking the goats and ewes or driving them towards the waterhole. Sometimes he was very tired and would fall asleep, mostly relying on his dog's barks in case of emergency. No one exactly knew what went through his mind. One day, Yusef was in his lowest ebb ever, when he heard the dog barking. Looking at the direction of the dog's forward-pointing ears, he did...

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Funny story: Asterix the Scab

Asterix the Scab

Many, many years ago, all Gaul was ruled by the Strikers. All? Not quite all, for in one tiny part in the north-west lived Asterix the Scab, and his friends and their families, all of whom refused to be told what to do by the Strikers. Taking a swig of magic potion that the local druid Horlix had prepared, to give him the strength to hide behind corners when the Strikers marched past, Asterix s...

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Funny story: Below Decks Chapter 17: A New Arrival

Below Decks Chapter 17: A New Arrival

Recap: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve | Chapter Thirteen | Chapter Fourteen | Chapter Fifteen | Chapter Sixteen Recover from the celebrations? Some bloody chance. Earl Grey was in limbo. Somewhere between life and death. His head belonged to so...

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Funny story: 'Princess Hillary and the Three Wishes', by Hillary Rodham Clinton

'Princess Hillary and the Three Wishes', by Hillary Rodham Clinton

Once upon a time there was a girl called Hillary, and she was the most beautiful girl in the world, and was a Princess. And she stared out of her castle across the land, wishing a handsome Prince would come and take her away to far and distant lands, for adventures to the five corners of the Earth. Then one day a genie appeared in her room, and said: 'Oh Princess Hillary, thou art the fairest g...

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Funny story: When the Dusk Fell, Part 1

When the Dusk Fell, Part 1

Standing on the edge of the plateau, one could see, way down, a dirt road going round the perimeter of a horseshoe-shaped elevation. The pale yellow road could be accessed, on foot, from either side of the plateau. On this plateau, stood a tent, invisible to occasional transportations or wayfarers. The old threadbare tent was set up near a very narrow slow-flowing spring, the precious drops of...

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Funny story: Below Decks Chapter 11 : Craft & Guile and the Promise of Pussy : A Cunning Morse Turns Tragedy into Triumph!

Below Decks Chapter 11 : Craft & Guile and the Promise of Pussy : A Cunning Morse Turns Tragedy into Triumph!

Recap: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten Several Months after the successful taking of the prize ship Madoff, surviving raging storms, an electrical outage, a becalming, the incessant pontifical sermons of the False Father, Birbee, the Buggerall suddenly finds itself in Dire Str...

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Funny story: Below Decks Chapter 10: God is in His Heaven, and Billy's Down by the Bay

Below Decks Chapter 10: God is in His Heaven, and Billy's Down by the Bay

Recap: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine Previously......... There was a battle coming. It was sure to be bloody. It was sure to be brief. But this band of misfits, lunatics, stowaways, and nuts were something to be feared. And Earl Grey was in there with them. Matron would have been so proud...

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Funny story: Below Decks Chapter Eight: Mushrooms On The Menu

Below Decks Chapter Eight: Mushrooms On The Menu

Recap: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven "Prepare to board the Maddoff?! But I'm a botanist!" cried Earl Grey. "Not anymore", replied Captain Morse, "you are a pirate. Now do as you are told and prepare to board!" Earl Grey was scared. No, really scared. It was the type of fear that got hold of you when, after an awfull...

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Funny story: Below Decks: Chapter Seven - Roy 'Ship for Brains' Turse raises the Jolly Roger

Below Decks: Chapter Seven - Roy 'Ship for Brains' Turse raises the Jolly Roger

Recap: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six Previously on Below Decks… The Frigate Buggerall has set sail from Bristol Harbour, its five year mission to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life, and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before in a leaky boat. A motley collection of crew members has been assembled unde...

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Funny story: Below Decks: Chapter 4 - The Best Laid Plans

Below Decks: Chapter 4 - The Best Laid Plans

Below Decks Chapter 4: The Best Laid Plans Recap: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three Madame Piebottom, the sole sibling of Horatio Hornblower, sat on the floor of ship's brig with her back against the wall, both literally and figurativly. A raging battle was going on only a couple hundred feet above her, yet she barely noticed the explosions of the canons, the screams of dying...

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Funny story: Below Decks, Chapter 2 "We'd Have Been Better Off With A Dog At The Wheel"

Below Decks, Chapter 2 "We'd Have Been Better Off With A Dog At The Wheel"

CHAPTER 2 We'd Have Been Better Off With A Dog At The Wheel Recap: Chapter One Before I tell you what is going on with the little cliffhanger situation we're in now (Skoob trying to steer a boat for the first time), maybe I'd better give you a little back story. My name is Hal A. Peno and I'm a CPA. Certified Public Accountant. I wanted to be on Wall Street fighting against corporate r...

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Funny story: "Below Decks" - Chapter One: Prelude to Battle

"Below Decks" - Chapter One: Prelude to Battle

Brief Introduction by the Admiralty: 3 March, 1815 0640 hours Colony Time This rollicking tale is completely unscripted by the ribald , more than slightly demented, crew of the Spoof. It will be a compilation of a series of chapters, the number of which has yet to be determined, as the entire crew has yet to muster aboard, most likely still ashore awash in rum, and partaking of the fleshly...

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Funny story: Bush Goes Out In A Blaze Of Stupidity

Bush Goes Out In A Blaze Of Stupidity

He stopped to take a sip from a beer, a luxury he could afford now that the cameras were all on Obama and not on him. "Now take Herbert Hoover. He was always said to be the worst and he wuz only one term. I got him beat! What about Taft? That guy was so fat they had to make a special bath tub for him! They say I'm maybe the most fit President ever. See, I am number one at something!" "What a...

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Funny story: Robotripping On CCC

Robotripping On CCC

The kid with the gayest haircut in the world was playing......well.....doing something to the guitar. The noise cut through the my brain. The pain growing with each pass of the plectrum across the strings, the amplifier set to warp-buzzy-fuzz 9, the sound of the entrance bell snapping the salesman back to reality. "Dude." said the Kid. "Dude." said Malachi (looks exactly like Malachi from "C...

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Funny story: The Sign

The Sign

What really happened, though immaterial, is going to stay with me for quite some time. To clarify, I need to provide some details. First and foremost, I, like many, do some jogging, not to impress my constituents but to keep the blood flowing through my aching muscles; therefore, I jog unnoticeably at dawn for 45 minutes. Of course, not on the high streets, parks or tracks, simply in my confine...

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Funny story: The Fisherman

The Fisherman

It all started to happen about 89 years ago when I was forced to become something the world has once and will never see anything like what I've become.. what I've become. For the past couple of years, the changes have appeared to be wired. I'll sta...

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