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Funny story: Congress Outsources job of "President Bush" to South Korea

Congress Outsources job of "President Bush" to South Korea

In a move likely to send ripples throughout MSNBC the Senate today voted 97 to 3 to outsource President Bush's job as "President Bush" to an unemployed fisherman, Kyung-Soon Yong of Seoul South Korea.

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Funny story: West Virginia Outlaws Cell Phone Usage/Sign Language While Operating a Motor Vehicle

West Virginia Outlaws Cell Phone Usage/Sign Language While Operating a Motor Vehicle

Charleston - Senate Minority Leader Vic Spouse (D-Ansted) introduced a controversial new bill that could impact the way people communicate while motoring around the nation's 35th state.

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Funny story: Senate Democrats to Have Their Tongues Surgically Removed

Senate Democrats to Have Their Tongues Surgically Removed

Invoking a clause in the Patriot Act, which says that anyone who criticizes the President of the United States shall be treated as a Suspected Terrorist, and therefore will lose any protection under the law, GOP leaders have decided to put teeth be...

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Funny story: Senate Votes to Double Social Security Benefits, Bush Will Sign

Senate Votes to Double Social Security Benefits, Bush Will Sign

WASHINGTON (AP) Remaining in session until 3AM this morning, the U.S. Senate finally voted to double the average Social Security benefit all US retirees will receive starting in mid-2005. The late vote followed vicious partisan debate and fistfights.

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Funny story: Probe into U.S. Senate reveals secret "Fight Club"

Probe into U.S. Senate reveals secret "Fight Club"

Washington - The first rule of Senate Fight Club is that you do not talk about Senate Fight Club. That was until now. After a report detailing the ultra secret pact between the 100 U.S. Senators was released on Thursday, it seems everyone is t...

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Funny story: DNC to Obama - XYZ PDQ

DNC to Obama - XYZ PDQ

Boston, MA - During the entirety of his moving speech at the Democratic National Convention, DNC staffers and advance people were trying to catch the attention of rising star Barak Obama. The Illinois State Senator, who is running for the US Senate...

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Funny story: Who Knew?

Who Knew?

The United States Senate Intelligence Committee slammed the CIA for it's pre-war estimates on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction.

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Funny story: Republican Jack Ryan Replaced In Race by Bloomington Man

Republican Jack Ryan Replaced In Race by Bloomington Man

SPRINGFIELD-- Brian Steep, a Bloomington-Normal, Illinois man today announced his bid for the Illinois US Senate seat on the Republican ticket in replacement of former candidate Jack Ryan, who was forced from the race due to a scandal involving ex-wi...

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Funny story: Will the FCC fine Dick Cheney for the use of the F Word?

Will the FCC fine Dick Cheney for the use of the F Word?

Vice President Dick Cheney according to his aides, was "just having a bad day", when he decided to tell Democratic Senator Patrick Leahy of Vermont to "f--- off" or "f--- yourself". What an F'ing hypocrite. Is this the same Dick Cheney who is the president of the Senate, where they voted last week 99-1 to up the ante with even more fines for broadcasters who ma...

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Funny story: Cheney Argues that Senate Intelligence Committee's Report is Probably Flawed

Cheney Argues that Senate Intelligence Committee's Report is Probably Flawed

Dateline . . . June 2004 . . .

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Funny story: Rumsfeld Spotted in a Very Strange Position in His Office

Rumsfeld Spotted in a Very Strange Position in His Office

June 2004: Secretary of spirited Dee-fense, Donald Rumsfeld, was found yesterday afternoon in his office with his ***head up his ass.*** When confronted, he pulled it out, replying, "I was looking for some answers to throw to the Senate Intell...

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Funny story: Bush 'Honors' Hymen

Bush 'Honors' Hymen

CIA Director George Tenet has said before a Senate hearing that the United States is as "fraught with dangers for American interests" as it was before the take over of Iraq, directly contradicting George Bush's claim that the world is a safer place w...

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