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Funny story: Justin Bieber Begs Mom to Have a Boy/Girl Sleepover

Justin Bieber Begs Mom to Have a Boy/Girl Sleepover

Being discovered at an early age has its disadvantages according to Justin Bieber. In a recent interview, Bieber was asked what regrets he has, if any, about his meteoric rise to fame at such an early age. He replied that probably the biggest regret...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Denies She Made An Off-Color Joke About Naomi Campbell

Selena Gomez Denies She Made An Off-Color Joke About Naomi Campbell

HOLLYWOOD - Selena Gomez had gone to her hair styling salon to get her hair trimmed. She was asked by her hair stylist FuFi Fondue if what he had read in the supermarket tabloid Just Saying was true. Gomez had no idea what he was talking about. He reached in the lower drawer and took out a copy of Just Saying. And there on the front cover was a photo of Selena dressed in a Green Bay Packers jer...

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Funny story: The Reason Why Teen Idols Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato Refused To Appear In The Movie "The Little Fockers"

The Reason Why Teen Idols Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato Refused To Appear In The Movie "The Little Fockers"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Lovato was being interviewed about her recent three month stay at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic when she revealed to Bedroom Pillow Talks Summersetter Faxx that she had been offered the role of Gaylord "Greg" Focker's y...

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Funny story: Madonna and Taylor Momsen To Record A Duet Under The Name - 'The Old Beaver & The Young Raccoon'

Madonna and Taylor Momsen To Record A Duet Under The Name - 'The Old Beaver & The Young Raccoon'

BROOKLYN - The star of CW Television's Gossip Girl Taylor Momsen was in town on a photo shoot using the Brooklyn Bridge as a backdrop. Tay-Tay as her gynecologist calls her, is the national spokesperson for Zits Away Cleansing Sticks and is also t...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato Ride The Fastest Roller Coaster In The World Hitting Speeds of Up To 285 MPH!

Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato Ride The Fastest Roller Coaster In The World Hitting Speeds of Up To 285 MPH!

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato, who was just recently released from a rehab clinic after a three month stay, were invited by the CEO of the South's newest and biggest amusement theme park to attend the opening...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Is Finally Released From The Rehab Clinic After A Three Month Stay

Demi Lovato Is Finally Released From The Rehab Clinic After A Three Month Stay

LOS ANGELES - The 18-year-old singing sensation Demi Lovato has finally been released from The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic after spending three months at the Los Angeles facility. Lovato who was wearing an 'I Love Justin Bieber' T-shirt, Sel...

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Funny story: The Truth Behind Selena Gomez' Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, Meltdown

The Truth Behind Selena Gomez' Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, Meltdown

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The star of the Disney Channel Original Series The Wizards of Waverly Place Selena Gomez traveled down to Cabo San Lucas for a much needed vacation. Gomez who last summer had the #1 hit "I Can Giggle And Wiggle And Fa Shiz...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez To Sing The National Anthem At Super Bowl XLV (45)

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez To Sing The National Anthem At Super Bowl XLV (45)

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has just announced that Super Bowl XLV (45), which is being held at the $1.2 billion Cowboy Stadium, has signed teen singing sensations Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez to sing the National Anthem before the op...

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Funny story: Naked Selena Gomez Pregnant With Justin Bieber Irony

Naked Selena Gomez Pregnant With Justin Bieber Irony

Barney & Friends and Wizards of Waverley Place star Selena Gomez is a self-confessed "huge animal lover", writes Dick Palmer-Humbert, Desperation Correspondent. So it is perhaps ironic that she is very close, if not actually intimate, with "Ca...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Admits he hates Selena Gomzez!

Justin Bieber Admits he hates Selena Gomzez!

Yesterday, he was spotted almost punching Selena in the face until a fan came up to them both to ask for an autograph. The fan says she saw Justin about to punch Selena and he was cursing at her so she got mad and made sure nothing else bad happened...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Says Nude Photos in Indian Magazine Not Her

Selena Gomez Says Nude Photos in Indian Magazine Not Her

Pop star Selena Gomez says that the just released photos of her in India News Magazine are not her. "Everyone wants a piece of Selena Gomez", she told reporters in Paris this morning. This has all come about after Gomez reportedly came to Pari...

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Funny story: Salena Gomez & Justin Vacation in Paris Together

Salena Gomez & Justin Vacation in Paris Together

Two of fandom's favorite stars have been seen together in Paris according to the press there. Les Echos is said to be preparing a huge two-page edition on photographs of the couple there as Justin and Selena were first seen getting off a plane tog...

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Funny story: Playboy Mogul Hugh Hefner Reveals Why Nude Photos of Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Dakota Fanning Do Not Exist

Playboy Mogul Hugh Hefner Reveals Why Nude Photos of Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Dakota Fanning Do Not Exist

LOS ANGELES - One of the top news programs in America, Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that they have irrefutable evidence regarding so called nude photos of some of America's most popular young female singers. 3T's Papaya Ruckusgarden stated t...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Sits in Justin Bieber's Lap

Selena Gomez Sits in Justin Bieber's Lap

Although there has been no lap dancing that has been photographed, at least a dozen shots of Selena Gomez sitting in singer Justin Bieber's lap have just been released in a major tabloid. Earlier pics had showed Justin sitting in Selena's lap as f...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber Visit Demi Lovato At The Henry And Betty Ford Rehab Clinic

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber Visit Demi Lovato At The Henry And Betty Ford Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - Teen singing sensations Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber visited fellow singing idol Demi Lovato at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic in El Lay (L.A.). Gomez told a reporter for the Bedroom Pillow Talk news program that her and Jus...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Parents to Justin Bieber: Quit Trying to Seduce Our Daughter!

Selena Gomez Parents to Justin Bieber: Quit Trying to Seduce Our Daughter!

Ricardo Gomez, Selena's biological father and her mother, Mandy Teefy, have apparently told Justin Bieber to quit trying to seduce their daughter. "Selena has quit wearing her "purity ring" and I want to know why", stated Teefy. "She's been wearin...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner Trapped In Celebrity Hell

Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner Trapped In Celebrity Hell

Plastic-fantastic flirtilicious floozy Heidi Montag had a series of seismic shocks yesterday, writes Napoleon Crippen, Poisonous Brainrot and Egomania Correspondent. Hilariously-humpable Heidi, who hails from Butt, Idaho, was hard at work flashing...

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