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Funny story: Bush Balks: Condi Rice to Testify Before 9/11 Commission

Bush Balks: Condi Rice to Testify Before 9/11 Commission

In a move that had more heads spinning than the death of the lady who did the voice of the demon in the "Exorcist" movie, President Bush decided that National Security Advisor, Condoleeza "But You Can Call Me Condi" Rice, would indeed have to testify...

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Funny story: Condoleeza Rice's Lips Are Sealed

Condoleeza Rice's Lips Are Sealed

Washington, DC--- National Security Advisor, Condoleeza Rice, will not testify before the Committee to Figure out What the Heck Happened on 9/1...

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Funny story: Former US terror chief pisses himself

Former US terror chief pisses himself

After yesterday's shock revelations that Colin Powell's mother claims he is a shit-ass, it comes as no surprise that former White House security expert Richard Clarke claims he is a piss-pants.

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Funny story: Bush Confuses Durex With Semtex

Bush Confuses Durex With Semtex

Western security forces were put on a high state of alert following a terrorist atrocity at the world's largest condom factory.

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Funny story: Martha's New Cellmate!

Martha's New Cellmate!

Beacon Minimum Security Correctional Facility, New York - Excitement is growing in one of New York State's only all female correctional facilities, as inmates request Martha Stewart as their own special cellmates.

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Funny story: Hutton Report: "Campbelled!" Claims Gilligan

Hutton Report: "Campbelled!" Claims Gilligan

Andrew Gilligan, tricking security by sporting a wig and Saddam-style moustache, sensationally stormed Westminster today, grabbed the Speaker's mace and, whilst swinging it around wildly, made the startling claim that Lord Hutton's Inquiry had been "...

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Funny story: US to fingerprint visitors from Mars

US to fingerprint visitors from Mars

New United States security regulations introduced on Monday mean visitors from Mars may have their photographs taken and fingerprints checked.

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Funny story: Terror alert system gets new "lavender" color: Chertoff's family worried

Terror alert system gets new "lavender" color: Chertoff's family worried

Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff announced yesterday that the five colors on the terror alert scale just aren't enough, and plans to add a sixth color - lavender - to the list. The new color is to be put between white, or "nor...

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Funny story: Federal aid flown in to assist those trapped in Wal-Mart "return" line

Federal aid flown in to assist those trapped in Wal-Mart "return" line

The post Christmas rush to return gifts has reached near tragic proportions, as the line at a customer service counter at a Newark Wal-Mart has grown out-of-control, creating a security and sanitation nightmare for the area.

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Funny story: The Queen Fakes Job As Daily Mirror Reporter

The Queen Fakes Job As Daily Mirror Reporter

Tony Blair ordered an immediate review of security at the Daily Mirror headquarters, following revelations that The Queen had been working undercover, as a journalist, for 2 months.

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Funny story: September 11th anniversary: predicted attacks 'bollocks'

September 11th anniversary: predicted attacks 'bollocks'

The leaders and officials of the world are today trying to think up of a some sort of scandal about Arnold Schwarzeneggar to hide the embarassing news that their 9/11 security alerts were pointless.

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Funny story: Teletubbies under FBI investigation

Teletubbies under FBI investigation

Favourite show to kids and adults alike, the Teletubbies are currently under FBI investigation due to allegations of releasing national security information to terrorist organisations and underworld cultists.

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