Pundits across Scotland are rubbing their hands at anticipation at what promises to be one of the most enthralling campaigns for many years. "I can't wait" says Dundee football correspondent Matty McStay, "United have got in the exciting talent, y...
MP's voted today to give Scotland its long awaited independence. That's good news for English tax payers who have been subsidising Scotland for hundreds of years. It is estimated that each English tax payer coughs up £1,450 per year for our border c...
Edinburgh - A Stars and Stripes crop circle composed entirely of the reviled Christmas Day brassicas has sprung up outside the Queen's bedroom window in Scotland. Its appearance on Holyrood Palace's lush turds - er...turves! - came within minutes...
First leg. Second leg. Eventually, many hours and beers later, they stumbled through the door of the Auld Post Office, and were confronted with the alarming sight of.................Nick Hobbs eating a falafel. It was alarming because both Seaton and JO knew that the Auld Post Office didn't sell falafel, so where had Nick got it from? "Hi guys!" said Nick, spitting falafel all over h...
The chief executive of the Scottish Football Association Stewart Regan has praised the courageous decision by all 93 member clubs to vote for radical changes to the way that the game up north is run. At the annual general meeting at Hampden yester...
Evil gas Barons in Scotland have just enraged the wrong person with their 20% gas price hike. That person is the multi-billion pound Woolly Jumper Philanthropist Donald McDonald. Donald was so enraged by the news that Gas prices are to rise for...
The Welsh Assembly today reacted angrily to criticisms that 'simply nothing worth reporting' goes on in Wales. A report by CeeBeebies says that, compared to Scotland, Wales looks like it's been in a cultural coma for years. CeeBeebies' spokespe...
The SFL has been thrown into turmoil after their 2 main sponsors refused to renew their sponsorship. Willie's Bargain Basement Supplies of Coatbridge and Pennystretchers of Forfar took the decision in the wake of fresh allegations by an SFL execut...
Scotland's Kenny Miller has provoked a race row after suggesting that referee Mark Whitby disallowed a penalty claim and also booked the striker in Sunday's Carling Nations Cup fixture because he's Scottish. The former Rangers forward was incensed...
The issue of whether or not to ordain openly gay ministers has been exercising the minds of most of the attendees at the annual Church of Scotland General Assembly. In 2009 the ordination of the Reverend Scott Rennie split the church in view of hi...
Scotland boss Craig Levein has announced his squad for the upcoming Carling Nations Cup games. Scotland play Wales and Northern Ireland on May 25th and 29th respectively and the former Dundee United manager has used the opportunity to include 2 mo...
It is a big day today for all the young students in Scotland. Exam fever has taken over as they begin their "Highers". That's not quite an "A" level but then Scotland always has to be different. Imagine thousands of nervous students opening their...
Following their disastrous showing in the Holyrood elections last week, the Scottish Conservatives have decided to take a series of drastic measures. The first action was to get rid of leader Annabel Goldie who stood down on Monday - the Tories do...
SNP leader Alex Salmond is set to announce a major new income generating measure as his first action since his party's landslide election victory last week. The First Minister is to announce what has already been identified as anti English legisl...
Victorious SNP leader Alex Salmond has moved quickly to deny that there is any anti English bias in his party. The First Minister stated : "Despite our comprehensive victory in the elections which gave us a clear majority in Holyrood, I can rea...
(Published 2014) EDINBURGH - A referendum by the Scottish National Party (SNP) has found out that 70% of Scotland want to become independent from the United Kingdom. However, Scotland has been fast-tracked to join the European Union (EU), and will...
Transport Scotland has warned drivers about a menace on the roads at this time of the year. The Scottish national transport agency issued a statement this afternoon : "Every time this year hundreds of young, immature creatures are freed from th...
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