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Funny story: India's DRDO loses one scientist every day - "just careless, really"

India's DRDO loses one scientist every day - "just careless, really"

India's premier military research body, the Defence Research and Development Organisation (DRDO), loses one scientist every day amid the inefficient bustle of typical official top-secret bureaucracy.

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Funny story: Idiots vindicated: scientists prove that memory sucks

Idiots vindicated: scientists prove that memory sucks

According to a new study, the average idiot can keep only one or two things in their working memory or conscious mind at a time.

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Funny story: Gay masturbation totally different from hetero masturbation scientists say

Gay masturbation totally different from hetero masturbation scientists say

London - (Gay Ass Mess): "We used to think that masturbation is so gay," Imperial Science Institute's Prof V Smart said today, "but now we aren't so sure."...

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Funny story: Harvard Study: Eight Glasses a Day Makes You Fat

Harvard Study: Eight Glasses a Day Makes You Fat

Cambridge, MA - A newly released Harvard research study has uncovered gross inaccuracies in nutritional information of more than five popular brands of bottled water.

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Funny story: Scientists reveal that worlds first pregnant man is not all that he seems

Scientists reveal that worlds first pregnant man is not all that he seems

Shocking facts have been revealed today about the world's first pregnant man. After several tests, scientists have been astounded to find out that the Thomas Beatie is not all that he seems.

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Funny story: Earth Upside Down, Says Scientist

Earth Upside Down, Says Scientist

The North is not the North, it's the South, and the South is not the South, it's the North. That's the startling revelation from scientists who claim that all maps hitherto drawn are upside down.

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Funny story: Time Traveller Appears In Nick Of Time

Time Traveller Appears In Nick Of Time

Citizens, politicians, scientists, and the press of the world were gathered today for a press conference in Toronto, Canada, to witness the arrival of a man claiming to be a time traveller.

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Funny story: Professor Finkelberker Dates A Giraffe

Professor Finkelberker Dates A Giraffe

Renowned astro-physicist, Doctor Albert Finkelberker of the University of Ontario, has astounded the international scientific community with news of his love affair with a pet giraffe named Bertha.

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Funny story: Scientists Pinpoint Number One Cause of Climate Change; Blame the Animals, They Say

Scientists Pinpoint Number One Cause of Climate Change; Blame the Animals, They Say

BERLIN--Next time you are complaining about the abnormal sweltering heat or that late season winter storm, don't blame yourself for driving that gas guzzling SUV or voting Republican. Rather, blame your dog.

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Funny story: Professor Gilgallygaggle Invents Funtasmitastic Thingamibob

Professor Gilgallygaggle Invents Funtasmitastic Thingamibob

Startled scientific writers were amazed at the unveiling of another incredible invention by genius scientist and all-round lovely man, Professor Gilgallygaggle from Harvard University.

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Funny story: Scientist Creates Girlfriend For Himself

Scientist Creates Girlfriend For Himself

Professor Hinginbottom from the University of Life has successfully created a female girlfriend for himself under laboratory conditions.

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Funny story: Scientist: Parallel Universe Exists; is "Nothing Special"

Scientist: Parallel Universe Exists; is "Nothing Special"

Chloe Dartignard of the Stockholm institute for quantum studies, confirmed today that a parallel universe does exist, but it's a lot like ours.

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Funny story: Next Earthquake May Split The Earth In Half, Warn Scientists

Next Earthquake May Split The Earth In Half, Warn Scientists

Another earthquake of a similar magnitude to that experienced in the UK this week, could split the Earth in two, say barmy scientists. The Earth, they say, is going through volatile and unprecedented changes, and is extremely prone to another majo...

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Funny story: Eclipse Brings Out Scientists' Sense of Humor Again

Eclipse Brings Out Scientists' Sense of Humor Again

Mount Palomar, California (IPP) - Scientists observing last night's lunar eclipse once again showed the world that they have a sense of humor despite the serious nature of their work in the world's largest mountain top astronomy campus.

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Funny story: Scientists Isolate Gay Gene

Scientists Isolate Gay Gene

Scientists at the Stanford Homosexual Institute of Technology (S.H.I.T) have isolated Gene, their prank-loving overtly homosexual co-worker, from an important symposium set to take place at their laboratory this week...

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Funny story: Scientific breakthrough shock

Scientific breakthrough shock

Ripples of amazement spread throughout the scientific world today as scientists revealed today what many had already suspected. In a shocking development seen by many as almost predictable, a discovery was made which shook the world of science to its...

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Funny story: Scientists Uncover Secret Of The Cosmos

Scientists Uncover Secret Of The Cosmos

(Chipping Sodbury - AP) Scientists working at the University of Durham announced here that the long-awaited conclusion to the search for the key to the secret of the cosmos has been reached.

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